Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Good god!!

What am I to do with you. Imma tie you up at the start of your shift on BL and blindfold you.

Ooh, promises...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I've just created Birdhenge in the garden. The wife thinks its shit, but she can fuck off...



Oh, before anyone says how shit the lawn looks, this is what happens when you have a fuckin dog...

 

[Bella Figura]

Good effort imo, potentially a toe stubbing in the night waiting to happen however (assuming you're gonna dance around it naked on acid come summer solstice)

 

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I have eaten take away and fast food for five days on the trot. My bowels have just released this daemon of deep fried death, thankful I have a large quantity of Imodium because I’m honestly sick of wiping my arse.

It’s like a motorway skid mark, just goes on and on! Really must invest in a bidet.

 

[Bella Figura]

If I ever win the lottery I'm buying you all Japanese state of the art toilets.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I have eaten take away and fast food for five days on the trot. My bowels have just released this daemon of deep fried death, thankful I have a large quantity of Imodium because I’m honestly sick of wiping my arse.

It’s like a motorway skid mark, just goes on and on! Really must invest in a bidet.

That's because of your lethal moonshine ya daft cunt...

 

[MsDiz]

I've just created Birdhenge in the garden. The wife thinks its shit, but she can fuck off...



Oh, before anyone says how shit the lawn looks, this is what happens when you have a fuckin dog...

Birdhenge!!! I am howling!

 

[BelleRed]

Oh, Fubzy! That's so funny! Birdhenge.

 

[Arnold]

Please show pictures of birds that visit. I like birds.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Please show pictures of birds that visit. I like birds.

Will do @Arnold (y)

 

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That's because of your lethal moonshine ya daft cunt...

Not gone blind, yet.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Not gone blind, yet.

I have...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This made me fuckin ROFL..

 

[MsDiz]

This made me fuckin ROFL..

Seen that the other day! Belter!

 

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I have...

You heeded the disclaimer before consumption. There’ll be no blame and claim here sunny boyo

 

[Jackal]

Korean wood fired rotisserie chicken with kimchi, pickle and a spud, tomato, onion and egg hash,proper feeding!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Vodka and the leftovers from last night's Indian.

Had a bit of a scare earlier though when I went to the bog and thought I was shitting blood. Then I realised it was just the chicken tikka masala sauce...

 

[Jackal]

^ Sometimes I'll drink a Guinness or a red wine as a nightcap - has caused some double takes on the bogs next day!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

^ Sometimes I'll drink a Guinness or a red wine as a nightcap - has caused some double takes on the bogs next day!

Haha, guinness is bad for that. It's like shitting coal...

 

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I sometimes take a charcoal tablet to settle my stomach. Turns your poo a lovely shade of green.