F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Good god!!
What am I to do with you. Imma tie you up at the start of your shift on BL and blindfold you.
Ooh, promises...

Good god!!
What am I to do with you. Imma tie you up at the start of your shift on BL and blindfold you.
I have eaten take away and fast food for five days on the trot. My bowels have just released this daemon of deep fried death, thankful I have a large quantity of Imodium because Iโm honestly sick of wiping my arse.
Itโs like a motorway skid mark, just goes on and on! Really must invest in a bidet.
Not gone blind, yet.That's because of your lethal moonshine ya daft cunt...
Seen that the other day! Belter!
You heeded the disclaimer before consumption. Thereโll be no blame and claim here sunny boyoI have...![]()
^ Sometimes I'll drink a Guinness or a red wine as a nightcap - has caused some double takes on the bogs next day!