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Gibberings ver. CCXVII - More Mouth Than A Cow Has Cunt

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yep i'm a lady and I somehow pass for the 'right side of 30' even though i'm not though fuck knows how given I've been mostly a daily drug user for 16 years. I think maintaining basic levels of self care has helped a lot!!

anyway i'm off to bed nanight and hopefully I won't leave it months again til I come back on!
 
I had a lady friend who bragged about making a grand a week off cam shows alone. Have another mate who used to be an escort, sometimes she'd make upwards of ?600 for an hour's work. Certainly a lot of cash to be made as an attractive woman...
 
I Gigoloed if thats a word- in my 20's to older women who always smelled delicious and even the older ones looked halfway decent mostly going out to dinner or events and about half 'extras' - could make a grand or more a night and a minimum of ?500. But after nodding out to many times the phone stopped ringing lol
 
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But after nodding out to many times the phone stopped ringing lol
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Ha ditto, almost. If I've run out of light then cos I've not slept since the last time I've run out of light then I fall asleep and nothing can wake me so I've not been the most reliable. But I warn people now if I'm likely to be asleep and tell them not to leave without speaking to me to make sure I'm awake.

I w as s worried it'd be dirty old men but mostly I've been lucky and some people have been insanely hot and fucked me fucking awesomely and I just can't believe my luck!
 
I think she may think I am mentally ill & just feels sorry for me F.U.B.A.R. I cannot understand why any woman would like me tbh.
I have an issue trying to understand why ANYBODY likes me tbh, I assume everyone hates me & really wants me dead.
 
Any females on this EADD section?......if so just gimme your advice please.

What would be something not that expensive & also nothing that really screams "I like you & wanna go for a drink" that you could get someone?

Flowers are crap, will die soon & also knowing my luck the person I got them for would be allergic to them & cause her to break out in a rash.
Cadburys is a bit cheesy too, any idiot would think of that.

Also stuff like Opal is kinda outta my budget folks =D

Any advice what would make the average woman smile & think "yeah this cunt that smokes his damn roll ups on that bench is ok & not the average male that only wants to stick his dick in me"
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
Any females on this EADD section?......if so just gimme your advice please.

What would be something not that expensive & also nothing that really screams "I like you & wanna go for a drink" that you could get someone?

Flowers are crap, will die soon & also knowing my luck the person I got them for would be allergic to them & cause her to break out in a rash.
Cadburys is a bit cheesy too, any idiot would think of that.

Also stuff like Opal is kinda outta my budget folks =D

Any advice what would make the average woman smile & think "yeah this cunt that smokes his damn roll ups on that bench is ok & not the average male that only wants to stick his dick in me"
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I'm not a female, but there is no average woman, and I'd think they all know that you want to have some sort of friction action in your trousers department with them. That said, perhaps you could find https://www.sensorytoywarehouse.com/stretchy-mini-smiley-man one of these and present to her in a little box and say "I saw this and thought of you" and then smile?

Ice broken.
 
Yeah unless you're her brother or bestie she's gonna guess.

If you got me 4 light I'd be yours for the 15 mins it'd take me to smoke them

Just ask to go for a drink I'd find it weird if someone bought me something and we'd not been on a date.if you're desperate to impress let her choose where and shout a non patronising number of rounds but if she let's you buy all of them fuck her off
 
YE buying someone a prezzie who you havent even been out with is a bit weird...just ask her out for a drink
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
I think she may think I am mentally ill & just feels sorry for me F.U.B.A.R. I cannot understand why any woman would like me tbh.
I have an issue trying to understand why ANYBODY likes me tbh, I assume everyone hates me & really wants me dead.
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That's because we do... ;)


Don't be so hard on yourself mate - a negative self image projects onto others, then they just reflect that negativity back to you. This quickly becomes a negative feedback loop of self loathing. You have to at least like yourself a little bit for others to reciprocate. I know cos I struggled with hating myself for years - no wonder I took to heroin like a fish takes to water...
 
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Self loathing is a condition of long term drug use or can be. And it sets up a loop where you hate yourself for taking them so you take more tof stop the feeling. Abstinence will help but of course is very hard to do but even setting up a taper will help how ever long it takes, its the act of doing it that helps and will give you some positivity and that will grow.
Probably not what you want to hear but after 30 years I've learned a thing or two.
Gl mate
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Wanted to reply in the GP bashing post but it got closed before I could. I do and I don't wanna pipe up about the treatment of the front line staff, alas I'd use up my wordcount.. Of course theres good and bad, if you think you've been iffed there is always a course of action you can take. I just ask you don't take it out on the first point of contact you have. Something like 6 out of 10 of the staff people have zero customer service skills, they know how to use a bit of Microsoft Office and are nosey as fuck..

We all are, lets face it. But drink tea and carry on, or nah, fuck that. Ask to speak to someone else. You can request to speak to manager/gp privately if you don't wanna speak to reception. And no, you aren't putting us out, we get paid salary not hourly.
 
I've always had a high opinion of myself. Justifiably so, and I've always had to fight off chicks.

I seem to get slapped by angry incoherent fuckwits in the toilets a lot though, so it's not all good.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
Any females on this EADD section?......if so just gimme your advice please.

What would be something not that expensive & also nothing that really screams "I like you & wanna go for a drink" that you could get someone?

Flowers are crap, will die soon & also knowing my luck the person I got them for would be allergic to them & cause her to break out in a rash.
Cadburys is a bit cheesy too, any idiot would think of that.

Also stuff like Opal is kinda outta my budget folks =D

Any advice what would make the average woman smile & think "yeah this cunt that smokes his damn roll ups on that bench is ok & not the average male that only wants to stick his dick in me"
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Go into the shop & get her to cut your hair. If she doesn't charge you, ask her out for a drink/coffee & take it from there
If she gives you a shit haircut & charges you full price, then she's not into you
 
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