Just gone outside for a roll up & the woman that works in the local barber shop came out to talk to me (again)
She called me a few days ago "Hey you...HELLO MR!!!!!" but I blanked her as I have an issue relating to folks & tbh she is mega fit & she is my kinda woman I dream of with a slight Goth/Kat Von D-esque look about her, to be blunt she makes me fucking hard & I make a total idiot of myself as I loose what I should say & I end up looking like a dumb teenage boy.
She tossed me some rizla as I had none, I had put them down somewhere & fucking lost them when I took a book back to the library & she went back in the shop after asking how I was today (fuck knows why she would do that tbh, I always think people are wishing Ebola upon me via some black majick ritual they do at night) after my smoke I called her over & paid her off with some Cadburys bar I had & she seemed pleased & sais in some weird high voice "Oooohhhh thanks, you are so kind" whatever the fuck that means.
God I wish I could get her into smoking huge doses of mdpv off foil, it would be just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPWLv1LLXPg
F.U.B.A.R.
That bike is something else, I would never sell it as you have something very nice there, no joke.
Inso
Oh God, I think I just cum again after thinking back on that barber woman. That sounds ssssooooo fine, you break the weed down & cook it in or you take the CBD out of it & infuse it?
I have only ever eaten a huge block of hash once, it got stuck in my throat (was 1/8th) & it was a horrific experience, imagine trying to swallow & digest a house brick
