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Gibberings ver. CCXVI -- Fly Tipping and a Shite Load of Coke

I srs thought that death thread was this one.

If ya see consumer tell him Ive booked everything for our July wedding he just has to show up ok
 
Where's the fun in that? Someone needs to crack out the old flunitrazepam at the stag so that he doesn't come to until the wedding itself. Please do not take that as a comment of the quality of the bride (despite what them cunts try with regards to there nastiness i personally find you very pretty Zeph as I would say a lot of folk do, which of course I can say with out worrying about my personal embaressment as we are highly unlikely to ever meet IRL.

The whole Roypnol thing is about establishing a psychological Krypton factor for Consumer motivated by watching him dynamically navigate the situation.
 
steewith2ees said:
Its not a typo, its a shite pun that has backfired spectacularly. I used crock as in crock of shit, which is fair way to generalise this drug in this form.
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Ahh I see.

I considered that you may have meant "crock of shit" but discounted it when you then said "it's really nice"

Confused.com
 
Yeah, the fact that it was above average for the the worst drug on the street that I am still capable of enjoying occasionally does not exempt it from being described as a rock of crock. It's a local term my peers and I have used since we were teenagers, with the proper pronunciation being 'a rock o' crock' (from the pirate dictionary of Ahhhrg), emphasising the rhyme. It can only be said using a silly croaky voice otherwise it is not valid. Hailing from Wolverhampton, which is world famous for its citizens not being able to talk proper, meant that we developed a local lingo impenetrable to anyone but bona - fide caners. As much as I come across as a pretentious prick with regards to my prose I have a reasonably thick (in every way imaginable) Wolverhampton accent. The only word I tend to avoid is bostin. I was raised with 'bonus' and 'wounder' to describe positive and negative things.

'I picked up my new car today'

'Bonus'

'It will be as soon as I learn to drive'

'Fucking wounder'
 
steewith2ees said:
Yeah, the fact that it was above average for the the worst drug on the street that I am still capable of enjoying occasionally does not exempt it from being described as a rock of crock. It's a local term my peers and I have used since we were teenagers, with the proper pronunciation being 'a rock o' crock' (from the pirate dictionary of Ahhhrg), emphasising the rhyme. It can only be said using a silly croaky voice otherwise it is not valid. Hailing from Wolverhampton, which is world famous for its citizens not being able to talk proper, meant that we developed a local lingo impenetrable to anyone but bona - fide caners. As much as I come across as a pretentious prick with regards to my prose I have a reasonably thick (in every way imaginable) Wolverhampton accent. The only word I tend to avoid is bostin. I was raised with 'bonus' and 'wounder' to describe positive and negative things.

'I picked up my new car today'

'Bonus'

'It will be as soon as I learn to drive'

'Fucking wounder'
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Lol...I know..I've spoken to you on the phone before..

Didn't understand a fucking word mate :) :)

(Just fucking with ya Stee...<3 )
 
While 'intelligent' is, in the grand scheme of things something that I cannot claim as an accurate adjective for use in describing myself, my disgusting accent at least makes me sound like I am thicker than is actually the case. I do think that that I am blessed with an above average amount of general knowledge, the majority of which is, for me personally engaging despite it being of no actual use to anyone.

Your accent, along with most from the North East, is beautiful.
 
zephyr said:
I srs thought that death thread was this one.

If ya see consumer tell him Ive booked everything for our July wedding he just has to show up ok
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But i am going to be in Portugal then (i think)

We may have to put the date back and even though we split up 8 years ago or maybe 9 we are still not divorced basically because i cant be arsed as i have never needed it done and despite her having a multi millionaire fella now that builds yachts for the super wealthy and i gave her basically everything but my vinyl collection she wants me to pay the $1200 for it. I could no problem but she has been such a bitch the last few years including a pathetic attempt at blackmail i just ignore her. She even sent a "heavy" dude around to my folks home when dad was still alive demanding money. Unfortunately i knew umm someone a lot higher up this particular gentlemans foodchain and one mobile call made, heavy dudes phone rang, he apologised for the misunderstanding and left. She certainly wont be trying that crap on me again.

But i will go to the Births Deaths and Marriages tomorrow and legally get that shit done

What about a nude summer wedding on LSD?
 
Good morning from a cold n wet Ireland, i've not being around much last few years. Wouldn't know alot of the folk on here now. Hopefully i'll be posting a bit more.
 
Jeez, it seems like forum traffic has just about hit rock bottom..

There must have been less than half s dozen posts over the last couple of days total..gone are the days when you could have live discussions with a dozen different folk spread out over several threads at once.... now you make a post and sit back and wait 2 days for an answer...it's such a shame.

I normally post in OD and occasionally PED nowadays..OD is OK but there are some really dumb and repetitive questions sometimes and I have a habbit of getting into fights with the moderators, but there are some knowledgeable guys and girls over there and they receive more than 2 posts a day. :)

Such a shame...

I blame Julie, Stee and Shambles....but not Sadie.... (not srs BTW :) :) :))
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
What about a nude summer wedding in Portugal?
Can I be your Maid of Dishonour please zeph?
I'm too prude for nude, but I'm down with the LSD & I LOVE Portugal :\
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Im planning a holiday within about a year and am taking time to figure out what journey will be the best for my limited time and budget.

I have my holiday fund already and have organized tentative time away that is sans child.

This will be my only known child free overseas trip until I possibly retire and Im making damn sure I get exactly what I want from it.


I am going to the states to visit a mate I met through this area of bandwidth. Well a different bit but whatever.

But if I figure out a way to pass through your neck of the woods lets perk out from behind your shutters at cops together!
 
zephyr said:
Im planning a holiday within about a year and am taking time to figure out what journey will be the best for my limited time and budget.

I have my holiday fund already and have organized tentative time away that is sans child.

This will be my only known child free overseas trip until I possibly retire and Im making damn sure I get exactly what I want from it.


I am going to the states to visit a mate I met through this area of bandwidth. Well a different bit but whatever.

But if I figure out a way to pass through your neck of the woods lets perk out from behind your shutters at cops together!
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Ooh nice work getting an overseas child-free trip sorted - I always feel like I need a holiday to recover from the 'holiday' when I've been abroad with child

Do figure a way to get to Blighty; it's very beautiful round here when the curtains aren't on lock-down (Curtain twitching is only done when tweek-free & nothing to hide)
 
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