F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Dude! That's seriously nasty!
I can't stop laughing.
Yeh, in hindsight perhaps I should have told her - but I was too embarrassed to admit I'd 'lost' half of it. She thought I'd eaten it all out...
Dude! That's seriously nasty!
I can't stop laughing.
Heh, reminds me of the first time I used a banana on the wife - I'd peeled it before shoving the fucker up. It went in ok, but broke off before I could get it out. She didn't know until she went for a pee - freaked out when a big lump of yellow gloop globbed out...
What did the egg taste like?While we're on the subject, I do NOT recommend a Cadbury Creme Egg for sexy times
Not a good look
That time you have faith in someone & lend them some cash & it turns out they are involved in "cuckooing" & they wont pick up the damn phone to you, next thing I'll know they will be stuck out on some goddamn county lines 8(
I'm so pissed off atm, I swear one day I will learn nobody on this damn planet can be trusted & go live alone on the top of a hill alone & maybe raise some Doberman Pinchers dogs to keep me company.
This is why I'm such a hypocritical areshole of a cunt (among other reasons...) - I have always kept my distance from other users and the general street culture as I my experience with those who are committed to lifestyle has always been negative - I know that I am ultimately no better than they are but I like to think that I at least have the insight to know that unlike most 'recreational' drug users who enjoy seeing there friends as happy and as high as they are, heroin addicts are selfish beings and as such they tend to develop toxic relationships, with the whole concept of 'cuckoo - ing' and the like simply being a definable version of the dog - eat - dog exploitation that these folks have always taken as red / an occupational hazard of use within the subculture.
What did the egg taste like?
Man, it's 26 degrees and I need to mow the lawn.
I'm melting like the witch I am!