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Oceana WV - A local man was arrested late last night after a bachelorette party took an unexpected turn when the hired exotic dancer refused to leave—despite repeated, polite requests and a full offer of payment.
Woody Simpson, 63, of Welch, was booked after arriving at a private residence to perform at the party, where attendees quickly realized he was not, as one guest put it, “the young hunk we had pictured.” According to witnesses, the women offered to pay Simpson in full and suggested he head home early.
Simpson reportedly declined, insisting he was a professional who “finishes what he starts.” He then proceeded to perform his entire routine, wearing nothing but a purple pair of Speedos which left almost nothing to the imagination. Guests say the Simpson's performance lasted nearly an hour and included extensive eye contact and several breaks to catch his breath.
Police were called after concerns arose that the performance might never end. Officers arrived to find Simpson mid-dance and grinding to "I'm to sexy" by Right Said Fred, Officers escorted him away, still “in character.”
He is currently being held in the Southern Regional Jail and Correctional Facility.
Woody Simpson, 63, of Welch, was booked after arriving at a private residence to perform at the party, where attendees quickly realized he was not, as one guest put it, “the young hunk we had pictured.” According to witnesses, the women offered to pay Simpson in full and suggested he head home early.
Simpson reportedly declined, insisting he was a professional who “finishes what he starts.” He then proceeded to perform his entire routine, wearing nothing but a purple pair of Speedos which left almost nothing to the imagination. Guests say the Simpson's performance lasted nearly an hour and included extensive eye contact and several breaks to catch his breath.
Police were called after concerns arose that the performance might never end. Officers arrived to find Simpson mid-dance and grinding to "I'm to sexy" by Right Said Fred, Officers escorted him away, still “in character.”
He is currently being held in the Southern Regional Jail and Correctional Facility.
