some cunt cutted me off today while exiting roundabout that was equipped with yield sign. Rolled down the window and told ME I should have yielded. Rolled 5 insults in 7 seconds and passed them by pedaling later on. I would be excellent british.
Also recently pretty much same thing, I had been showing turn signal by arm for a good 10 meter, half the speed limit in light traffic lane, turned to cross the road, but it had been too difficult for cunt to notice me "because I was too fast" (they drove double the speed and there was nothing blocking the sight) as they later stated when I started to follow them to their home and demanded to know if they know yielding rules. I didn't accept victim blaming and yelled their ears off and concluded that they are (adjective with negative connotation) (adjective with negative connotation) asshole who should learn to drive. It is really refreshing to see the fear in drivers face when they realize some people can just casually follow them even without car. They commonly don't take that into account.
I also need to mention this really funny case where cunt had stopped their massive BMW to wait turning exactly in the middle of zebra stripes, so I passed in front of their hood to drive lane and flipped my middle. Their car was full of their kid friends and driver drove a good bit in front of me after I had returned to light traffic lane and they tried to tackle me down upon stepping out of the car, but I just pedaled harder and they missed, their friends laughed at them and I made it clear that I checked registration plate to invoke fear of charges of attempted assault, because that is exactly what it was. Never went through with police report, however.