🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Jabberwocky]

@Pissed_and_messed

Is this the place?

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

this is good place.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Aha.
It seems I always find my way to the lounge…
This place is a rabbit hole of delight

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Job Interview: Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?
Me: Sitting with these lot.


And this is the difference @ageingpartyfiend
Now you'll understand why I HATE Hippies.

 

[Bleaney]

This is what I see:

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[Jackal]

I looked after a random bar a few days ago as a personal favour to it's owner who had something to do elsewhere suddenly

Busy bar; customers ages 25-70 I guess

Really old decrepit cunt appears; looks 299 years old. Asks for a beer; I give the man a beer

Bar operates a tab; customers pay when finished, so I ask this living fossil his name to record his bill

"Young un" he told me

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I poured hot tea on my lap. Fortunately I had french fries on freezer. And some paracetamol. I also do have bupre.

 

[generic_cunt]

Profile only 31min old and I've already got an affectionate nickname AND a thread named after me fuckin crushing it so I am mania and delusion of grandeur be dammed.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

welcome, please never change and never leave.

 

[generic_cunt]

That's literally why I switched to ice coffee,forever goofing out and scalding myself...still spill em tho lol

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I ordered this suit that protects from hot beverages, leaving only mouth open

 

[generic_cunt]

Hahaha why thank you, I love a welcome with a hint of kidnap and a compliment too if you squint. What's the craic then troops?

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Languages I would want to learn;
-dialect of Tampere
-Germany
-whatever the generic_cunt is babbling

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

that is irish saying? all right. We are having only 19 celsius today over here and it might pour a rain. That would be really, really great.

 

[generic_cunt]

Dude..I have the exact same one! I do get tazed consistently by the cops when I'm out an about tho but that's half the fun I spose.

 

[generic_cunt]

If you did learn the ways of the professional ridiculous clowning up merchant cunto extraordinaire I'd just change to Germany or the hard sounding one in a waaaay motivating you to learn language or some shit. My bap is twisted I'm fleaing aff ma nutt so all good ma ninja

 

[generic_cunt]

Mash off irish/Scottish

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Bloody sun is peeking between the clouds! I am having a fucking freezing soy already. I can't wait for the fucker to die off as a red dwarf.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Mash off irish/Scottish

Ay, I love listening to scottish dialect. It is more hilarious than danish while sounding also a lot cooler.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I am gonna go out, no bike, no shoes. Only caffeine in my blood, money for beer and keys to get back in. See ya later!