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It’s almost like @Zopiclone bandit is embarrassed to receive a dildo shaped package, especially as I took so much effort to wrap the “realistic ball sack with optional hair accessories”

Ok, fine. Those are my pubes.
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LoginNotSecure said:
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It’s almost like @Zopiclone bandit is embarrassed to receive a dildo shaped package, especially as I took so much effort to wrap the “realistic ball sack with optional hair accessories”

Ok, fine. Those are my pubes.
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FFS, now the Postman was giving me a weird smile like his Big Gay Al from South Park & asked if I'm "into smoking Tina & Chem Sex"

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The new guy I get my weed off is only a Kid, well his in his very early 20's at the most so his a Kid to me & he thinks his really Wise (which makes me smirk)

Anyway the idiot texted me a few weeks ago asking about "Micro Dosing" with Mushrooms & was saying how it's a new thing & the "latest trend" which caused me to laugh out loud, I've said before this Pussyclart dose range is a waste of time, you wanna understand what Mushrooms are about take 5 DRY Grams in a totally dark room & sit there.

Anyway this idiot is offering me "2 grams" of something called Golden Teacher shrooms, all I know about shrooms is the classic Welsh ones that are small & grow by shit & grass that isn't sprayed to death with weird chemicals, are these type any good?

I'm honestly 50/50 if I should tell him to shove 'em up his ass as I find the offer of 2 grams deeply offensive, what the hell is that gonna do to me FFS!!!!

Is it even worth taking 2 grams of these things or will it just be a waste of time?
 
A couple of grams is a good night in. Five grams is your psychedelic experience.

You could lemon Tek it. Make it stronger and shorter. They're nice mushrooms. Different feel to our British P semilancetea.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
FFS, now the Postman was giving me a weird smile like his Big Gay Al from South Park & asked if I'm "into smoking Tina & Chem Sex"

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That must have created a sensation at the posties depot!! They'd have been pissing themselves and shown it to everyone on shift.

You'll now be (in)famous locally!

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Pissed_and_messed said:
are you having much of mosquitoes on isles?
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I think it's only really Scotland that has a really bad issue with 'midges' expecially near the lochs and if the weather ever brightens up (Which seems to be a very rare occurrence up there.)

We don't really get them further south, and no mosquitos in any great numbers AFAIK.

I'm currently getting plagued with carpet moths. Have finally learnt that wool carpets are irresitible to them, and that such carpets need to be hoovered very regularly to keep their egg laying under control, as it;'s the larvae that literally eat the carpets and turn them threadbare.

Hopefully I've noticed in time and my actions wont be too late. It's a relatively new carpet and so far they've only attacked the innaccessible and not visible areas, but I now need to get into the habit of hoovering a lot more regularly before it gets any worse. I need to do this
especially in the spring and summer, their peak breeding time.

Hoovering is an activity I hate, but I also hate seeing valuable and nice things getting destroyed well before their time. I like the results of hoovering after it's done but it's a major ordeal just clearing the room enough so that the carpet has clear areas. My storage "system" often just descends into dumping stuff in piles on the carpet. I probably really need to work out better storage and organisational systems.

This is my life even with my drug use relatively limited and controlled. You might imagine how it was when things weren't that way in the 2010s!
 
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Bleaney said:
Maybe the gayest postie in the depot volunteered to deliver it, because he's into Tina and chemsex himself and he wanted to hook up with you :ROFLMAO:
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The only issues are I'm not into cock & taken a Religious Vow of Celibacy for the rest of my life (I am 100% Serious here btw, to raise what most people know as kundalini you need to have kept away from sexual activity)

When I'd smoke loads of MDPV I'd get horny as Hell but that soon collapsed & I'd start to think about VERY BAD things, I would be the next Dennis Nilsen if I got into Meth.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
The only issues are I'm not into cock & taken a Religious Vow of Celibacy for the rest of my life (I am 100% Serious here btw, to raise what most people know as kundalini you need to have kept away from sexual activity)

When I'd smoke loads of MDPV I'd get horny as Hell but that soon collapsed & I'd start to think about VERY BAD things, I would be the next Dennis Nilsen if I got into Meth.
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Does that include masturbation? I remember many posts about that and chaturbate etc when you smoke the white (hoping you've stopped that now, I remember you wanted to), Genuinely interested.

My main concern about the dildo is...is it a new one he happened to have lying around? Or did he buy it specially? Or is it, er, used goods? And, if so, who has been using it - LNS or his mrs?
 
Bleaney said:
I think it's only really Scotland that has a really bad issue with 'midges' expecially near the lochs and if the weather ever brightens up (Which seems to be a very rare occurrence up there.)

We don't really get them further south, and no mosquitos in any great numbers AFAIK.

I'm currently getting plagued with carpet moths. Have finally learnt that wool carpets are irresitible to them, and that such carpets need to be hoovered very regularly to keep their egg laying under control, as it;'s the larvae that literally eat the carpets and turn them threadbare.

Hopefully I've noticed in time and my actions wont be too late. It's a relatively new carpet and so far they've only attacked the innaccessible and not visible areas, but I now need to get into the habit of hoovering a lot more regularly before it gets any worse. I need to do this
especially in the spring and summer, their peak breeding time.

Hoovering is an activity I hate, but I also hate seeing valuable and nice things getting destroyed well before their time. I like the results of hoovering after it's done but it's a major ordeal just clearing the room enough so that the carpet has clear areas. My storage "system" often just descends into dumping stuff in piles on the carpet. I probably really need to work out better storage and organisational systems.

This is my life even with my drug use relatively limited and controlled. You might imagine how it was when things weren't that way in the 2010s!
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Mosquitoes are everywhere in the UK mate. Common as muck. They just don't spread nasty diseases over here, yet.

As for your carpet moth, you need to steam clean the carpets. Temperatures over 60°C will kill all stages of the life cycle (insecticides only kill the adults). Or you could replace your carpets with synthetic ones. The larvae only feed on the keratin in natural fibres.
 
Yeah I guess you're right, on all counts.

Just that I can't even remember the last time I had an encounter with a mosquito. They don't seem very common in the very urban area I live in.

But then I no longer do much to any outdoors stuff of an evening like camping, going to barbecues, sitting outside of an evening etc so I'm much less likely to encounter them.

I've now hoovered the carpet twice in one week, including under the sofa and chairs etc, and treated the affected areas with a white vinegar and water mixture, which is said to be effective. If I don't start to see a continued reduction in numbres I'll have to look into steam cleaning, which will be an absolute ball ache. Or like sauna-ing myself half to death, if I choose to DIY, which I probably would. I found those wallpaper steamers made me sweat buckets whenever I've used them recently, and I imagine it would be the same if I had to steam clean the carpets.
 
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