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๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ Social ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

Zopiclone bandit said:
Some of those chaturbate girls are so skanky, if I tip for something I expect to see it. If I went to KFC & paid then went to get the food but all I got was some bullshit chat or nothing at all I could tell Trading Standards, some of them think a DM saying "I'm so horny baby" will do they are mistaken.

If someone rang FUBAR to remove a mouse but he came & gave them loads of pigeons instead he would be in trouble.
Imagine going to Login..... for a Flu jab & he gave you paranormal or injected you with Ebola instead he would go to jail.

I'm starting my own cam on there and do the total opposite of what is asked.

The best one who I have saved is some German guy who likes humiliation from people, I've had him do the most dumb stuff ever and he likes it too ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

God knows how you get a fetish like that but he will do anything that's within the rules of the site, I'm NOT pleased right now and he was live a minute ago, anyone got any ideas what I can ask him to do?

I had him in ladies underwear shouting how his a gimp in the garden last time, I feel so sorry for the neighborhood tbh. Typical he is German in my view, they are bloody odd folks & all the weird porn as a teenager was always German too.

Eurotrash on channel 4 was always German too......๐Ÿค”
It's no wonder they did bad things in the late 1930's and 1940's.
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I don't know how this shit works, but I hope you're not paying him to do that.

If anything, he should be paying you.

Tell him to put a hosepipe on his cock and piss into his own mouth whilst rogering his arse with a cob of sweetcorn.


On second thoughts, I'd fuckin pay to see that... :ROFLMAO:
 
There isn't a male who was around before the internet who doesn't know what"das ist vunderbar" means and has horrendous dreams of hairy armpits and women wearing a skirt that looks like 1970's floral print design dresses.

How so many porn mags always ended up in the local woods is beyond me too.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
There isn't a male who was around before the internet who doesn't know what"das ist vunderbar" means and has horrendous dreams of hairy armpits and women wearing a skirt that looks like 1970's floral print design dresses.

How so many porn mags always ended up in the local woods is beyond me too.
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I'll have you know that 70's German grot made me the man I am today :oops:
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I'll have you know that 70's German grot made me the man I am today :oops:
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Exactly, the evidence is ducks ass tight.

I've never been able to figure out how the magazine's always got into the most shady parts of the woods, this was a UK wide thing too as I've asked other people.

Parents worry about their kids viewing porn online BUT think about it back in the 1980's many folks were taking magazines to the local woods and jacking off there. I bet many kids went to make a rope swing yet came across a Naked man wanking off to Over 50's instead ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyone seen the freak who wanted to kill Holly from good morning Britain on the news? That guy is a prime example of forest wanking.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I don't know how this shit works, but I hope you're not paying him to do that.

If anything, he should be paying you.

Tell him to put a hosepipe on his cock and piss into his own mouth whilst rogering his arse with a cob of sweetcorn.


On second thoughts, I'd fuckin pay to see that... :ROFLMAO:
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GOd NO I don't pay him!!!
What kind of freak you take me for?

He just cams for free, he gets off from strangers telling him to do humiliating acts. I came across him when really stoned and I decided to see what he was willing to do.

He wouldn't eat the cat food so I had to get creative. My ex had several gimps online who liked doing weird stuff, I got several to eat dog food then in a dog voice bark about how tasty it was, I nearly died laughing as I know it must have tasted horrendous ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค
 
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The logical 99.9% of my head was saying "NO!!! Mixture of "The Special" with the gear is a BAD idea, the 0.1% of my innermost idiot said "You know how good it is, the worst that'll happen is you'll vomit in a really violent way"
I'm a special kind of idiot ๐Ÿ˜

@F.U.B.A.R.
You ever tried this stuff or seen it for sale? It may be only for sale in the West Midlands due to where it's made. Trust me it's ssssooo good & is so far removed from the White Cider Tramp Juice I don't know words to describe it.

This stuff is really sweet & made from actual Apples that are pressed, image Old Rosie but fizzy & has extra sugar in it ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜

You can't tell it's over 7% as it tastes more like Fizzy Apple Juice than some odd white liquid which is made in a Science lab.
 


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That says it ALL about the smell, taste & effect of this stuff, that Crackhead I had on my sofa called it "liquid Valium" which is the best review for it.

Drinking that stuff while huffing N2O is a clear sign your drug habit is lower than a snakes belly.
 
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18% & 20% abv ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต
The stuff you drink then wake up in a Police cell & find out your charged with breaking into a Zoo as you wanted to dance The Tango with some Penguins.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:


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That says it ALL about the smell, taste & effect of this stuff, that Crackhead I had on my sofa called it "liquid Valium" which is the best review for it.

Drinking that stuff while huffing N2O is a clear sign your drug habit is lower than a snakes belly.
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That guy doesn't know his arse from his fuckin elbow.

He can't even read what's written on the tin.


Not really surprising for someone who drinks Brewdog shite.

And he paid ยฃ2.29 for a can :ROFLMAO:


Plus he's wearing a Marvel hoodie. Sez it all really.


He's nowt but a beardie beer bore.


Just another version of 'The real ale twats' from Viz...


 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
That guy doesn't know his arse from his fuckin elbow.

He can't even read what's written on the tin.


Not really surprising for someone who drinks Brewdog shite.

And he paid ยฃ2.29 for a can :ROFLMAO:


Plus he's wearing a Marvel hoodie. Sez it all really.


He's nowt but a beardie beer bore.


Just another version of 'The real ale twats' from Viz...


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The Real Ale Twats ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜
That's the most Honest summary of a group I've ever read, I saw some of that demographic at my stepbrothers wedding.

You seen that advert for Fosters? Served the beer in a Jam Jar & said it was called "Voodoo Jazz Hat" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

It's sold in the local Fletcher's for ยฃ1.192, it was ยฃ1 for several years.
It's all the Voodoo Jazz Hat lot who knocked up the price, people began a Tiktok trend, taking selfies as they drank cheap booze on a park bench at 9am. All the selfies had a hashtag "unemployed and fed up of watching Jeremy Vine.
What a bunch of #stupidcunts

#infubarwetrust #fubarforprimeminister #fubarisgay

#drinkingkarpackiemakesyoufubar ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿบ
 
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