parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
My old flatmate has a tortoise (well, her parents do now). They're quality animals, I'd love one just wandering slowly about while I'm getting a smoke. I'm pretty sure you do need to get a permit & shit before you can have one, you can't just stoat into a pet shop & buy one.
JustEat.co.uk
One of my friends is a rep for them. She's got a proper company car now but she used to have to drive about in a mad estate car with a gigantic Just Eat logo up the side lol.
That's been the source of many an unnecessary Sunday takeway if a crowd of us are lying about burst getting a smoke. When someone had to phone it half the time it would never happen because no one could fucked. Now it's just - click, click, click, wait, munchie!
Haha, spot on :D
edit: I'd like to take this opportunity to really state how happy I am that you can order takeaway online these days.
JustEat.co.uk
One of my friends is a rep for them. She's got a proper company car now but she used to have to drive about in a mad estate car with a gigantic Just Eat logo up the side lol.
That's been the source of many an unnecessary Sunday takeway if a crowd of us are lying about burst getting a smoke. When someone had to phone it half the time it would never happen because no one could fucked. Now it's just - click, click, click, wait, munchie!

