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Gibberings Honda CX500 - knock's a very naughty boy

My old flatmate has a tortoise (well, her parents do now). They're quality animals, I'd love one just wandering slowly about while I'm getting a smoke. I'm pretty sure you do need to get a permit & shit before you can have one, you can't just stoat into a pet shop & buy one.

Haha, spot on :D

edit: I'd like to take this opportunity to really state how happy I am that you can order takeaway online these days.

JustEat.co.uk

One of my friends is a rep for them. She's got a proper company car now but she used to have to drive about in a mad estate car with a gigantic Just Eat logo up the side lol.

That's been the source of many an unnecessary Sunday takeway if a crowd of us are lying about burst getting a smoke. When someone had to phone it half the time it would never happen because no one could fucked. Now it's just - click, click, click, wait, munchie!
 
ah we've been lied to since the beginning of time about something or other...even before moses sat atop of the mountain chiseling out the 10 commandments...i do love it all. it just seems to be the best way of getting people to do what you want them to do. "no son, you cannot go down there on your own else the man keepers will get you" i just want a simple happy life...i just wish i had the housework gene. i'm so unbelievably shit at housework, there is so much crap in my house, and i know once i get it sorted (blah blah) unfortunately ther is prob useful stuff mixed with the crap so i can't just throw everything out.... grrrrrrrr. you know once you put it in the roof you may as well kiss by by to it and put it out the door.... there is no need for all this junk. kitchen 1st, then ishould have a lil work space for myself... fucking records i have too many and i don't want to part. sitting on a computer will not detox my life. posessions are a bit of a waste of time. i started with the easy bit, emptying my in boxes
 
if it's on icke, it's gotta be gospel
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=224190 smart people like drugs (may have been posted before?)

The comments go to show that IQ is orthogonal to correctness:

"Smart people do not mess up with their bodies. My last measured IQ was 141."

We all know that MSB does in fact take drugs.

And the story itself...

"Intelligent people don't always do the right thing, only the evolutionarily novel thing."

The right thing?
 
Icke did a crapload of Ayahuascha before he wrote his first book
And now he thinks his wife who is divorcing him is a reptilian plant sent to discredit him and get info

The guy is an out and out legend in my book, cant wait to see him.
 
If there's one thing I'm good at it's procrastinating. That's why I'm on here now and not doing other more important things that need done.
 
^ yes. i'm half way thru cleaning my kitchen of 2 years filth. should have done it bit by bit, but i love the torture. why do a little bit at a time when you can let it all build up for months. then it gives you more reason to procrastinate coz there's too much to do and you don't know where to start/havent the time to do it properly.......best be off. son has just informedme it looks worse than when i started (quite obviously so, as tidying involved a lo ofmessing to do prperly)
 
enjoy the experience, don't forget to report back


Mate , Its gonna be streamed live, make sure you tune in !!!

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/73572-david-icke-wembley-event-to-be-streamed-live-worldwide-on-the-internet-october-27th


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^ yes. i'm half way thru cleaning my kitchen of 2 years filth. should have done it bit by bit, but i love the torture. why do a little bit at a time when you can let it all build up for months. then it gives you more reason to procrastinate coz there's too much to do and you don't know where to start/havent the time to do it properly.......best be off. son has just informedme it looks worse than when i started (quite obviously so, as tidying involved a lo ofmessing to do prperly)

I can identify with everything you wrote. I'm a neat freak when it comes to organisation and love cleaning but I totally identify with the extremes of both ends

Worst case scenario is that you stop in the middle of the process that your son has just observed .. man, it's so easy to do that and be in a situation 10 times worse than which you started.

Good Luck on you completion PP! it'll feel great when you've done it ... and just try to avoid any interim distractions to do otherwise ... incl this post ;p
 
Booze and indian on the way, watching my new fav netflix show "Lie to Me" is gonna be a good night of escapism I predict, unless I get too drunk and start making ineligble posts again.
Nice one! I watched all the series until they finished it, which i wished they hadn't done, obviously. I liked it better than The Mentalist, had much more credibility given it's based on a real character and all

If you get bored and want an alternative thing to watch Mugz, check out Dollhouse if it's on netflix (is a josh wheedon one, 2 seasons long) or the remake of V that finished last year ... was ace imo, wish they hadn't cancelled it

I be jealous of your Indian ... wish i had one to go with my beer this evening
 
Cheers Marmz, I've already watched Dollhouse all the way through 3 times now, haha. Can't get enough of Elisha Dusku, she is so hot, I might move to Albania and try and find myself a Dusku, apparently OTC benzos in Albania too. Am almost at the end of season 2 of Lie to Me. I'll check out V again, I watched the first few episodes of the remake a few years ago and then moved on. If it's on netflix I'm sure I'll try it out again. Have a few on the go at the moment, rewatching Prison Break, and The 4400 at the moment too.
 
I'm making a shit curry, just a jar of Pataks sauce, on offer they doing them for 97p at the Co-Op. They're actually alright for a premade jar of sauce.
 
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