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Gibberings episode CXCVI -- I'm on my cycle, who wants a backie?

I am about to resign. I cannot deal with thw amount of pressure in work. I just broke down in front of a customer because they were being difficult and I spilt a tray of charms. Or get a medical note saying I'm bot coming in for a few days
 
You dropped your lucky charms.....=D

On a serious note, that sucks, I worked with the public for a couple of years, never ever again. Norovirus is good for a couple of days and highly contagious, say you have that.
 
I've only ever been caught by my window cleaner and my sister :\

Possibly my ex's mum, too, but that was mistaken identity.

ColtDan said:
70% Of People Still Not Checking Themselves Before They Wreck Themselves
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NSFW:
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Ahh, good to see him again.
 
Scotsman said:
Gardenlane you been pushing it a bit on the drugs front lately ??
I tend to find that’s when I get the short fuse and everything that’s normally water of a ducks arse starts getting to me.

Says the man climbing the walls for a toot of fluff.
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I'd like to say that's not it but could be although I havent had any in a week or two. It's more so mother manager acting like work is my life and stress doesn't exist.
 
warriorOnTheEdge said:
You dropped your lucky charms.....=D

On a serious note, that sucks, I worked with the public for a couple of years, never ever again. Norovirus is good for a couple of days and highly contagious, say you have that.
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they were cruelly snatched from me!

It's more so the staff I work with being the worst laziest ballbags.
 
Scotsman said:
If you’ve had at least a weeks break then usually the brain chemistry has reset itself by then….depending on your drug of choice of course.

When you say mother manager, is it your actual mum that’s running the shop ??
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Aye. But don't think I get it easy. She's an absolute demon in work. I get it a hell of a lot worse then anyone because she knows I can do it quickly and swiftly. I told her I was under too much pressure, even added in "I'm saying this as a member of staff, not your daughter" and she shat all over that. I'd literally have to faint for it to matter.
 
Scotsman said:
Evey we're talking about bushes full of filfth and danger wanks here :p
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Haha. I was gonna mention the phrase "danger wanks" but you beat me (off) to it. Fnarr fnarr.

A danger wank when you're working offshore (or wherever) is when you have a quick one before your room mate comes in. No locks on the doors. It's a race against time and complete and utter humiliation for the rest of your career at that particular installation, and the entire oil industry. 8o

And yes, we did used to find jazz mags hidden in the bushes when we were young. Fuck knows who left them there. I feel guilty that I've never bought any and left them lying about for the young 'uns to find, but that's the internet's fault.

Thanks for the kind words, Evey. ;)
 
afternoon people

just had my mental health check up find out in a few weeks if i am to be put on meds and been to see my drugs worker so a lot of shit been dragged up today so not looking forward to the next few days going to be hard
 
Well lady I rang the taxi for was grumpy. I give them a lot of business so thats not on. Unless when i slagged this otber firm off on Facebook for messing me around n for my child missing her lesson due to their incompetence maybe they thought I meant them.

Anyhow i had a nice driver who only charged £4 rather than £4.50 so all's good.

That's the first time I've ever forgotten to collect my sub script.

Evey
 
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felix said:
Haha. I was gonna mention the phrase "danger wanks" but you beat me (off) to it. Fnarr fnarr.

A danger wank when you're working offshore (or wherever) is when you have a quick one before your room mate comes in. No locks on the doors. It's a race against time and complete and utter humiliation for the rest of your career at that particular installation, and the entire oil industry. 8o

And yes, we did used to find jazz mags hidden in the bushes when we were young. Fuck knows who left them there. I feel guilty that I've never bought any and left them lying about for the young 'uns to find, but that's the internet's fault.

Thanks for the kind words, Evey. ;)
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What we could do for the spotty prepubescent monkey spankers of today is download some porn to SD cards, pop 'em into A4 brown envelopes and scatter under hedges and bushes around the country.

The only catch is that it's got to be 70's retro porn with fully thatched vag's and skinny blokes with droopy 'taches, and a big blob of spunk on the envelope for that genuine 'found under a hedge' experience...

(And tough shit if they've got an iPhone - but they're big enough wankers already ;) )
 
:D You'd probably end up on a register if you did that nowadays.

The more modern equivalent would be creating an open wi-fi hotspot (called FREEPORN). The little wankers would know what to do from there.

(And we live across the road from a school, the wee cunts have probably been syphoning off our bandwidth for years... must check security settings. ;))
 
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My sub script is usually Mondays but I've had it changed to Tuesdays. I was actually thinking of not collecting it n stopping altogether but then I'd lose all the hard work I've achieved i. Fitness. After the mini break I'm stopping this taper n coming off altogether.

Evey
 
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