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Gibberings episode CXCVI -- I'm on my cycle, who wants a backie?

I'm all for a bit of shop-murdering, some people walk far too fucking slowly. COME ON DORIS LET'S ALL CONGREGATE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE LIKE SOME SORT OF ELDERLY FUCKING SCULPTURE PARK godddd

Nice day today, rolled a biiiiig spliff and then got called into work just as I was sat thinking 'I wonder if anyone's tried to ring me?'. Forgot I have a landline but fortunately it was just a quick errand and now I'm gonna smoke said spliff n go play The Witcher.
 
snolly said:
I'm all for a bit of shop-murdering, some people walk far too fucking slowly. COME ON DORIS LET'S ALL CONGREGATE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE LIKE SOME SORT OF ELDERLY FUCKING SCULPTURE PARK godddd

Nice day today, rolled a biiiiig spliff and then got called into work just as I was sat thinking 'I wonder if anyone's tried to ring me?'. Forgot I have a landline but fortunately it was just a quick errand and now I'm gonna smoke said spliff n go play The Witcher.
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Lol Snollz hahaha

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Hang on, wasn't I meant to be leaving Bluelight? What the eck happened with that n how did I start regularly
Posting again? :)

Evey
 
Me and my Shagger baiting mate once caught a guy having a stealth wank in the local library - he had a copy of Men Only hidden inside a big book, so we waited until he'd 'finished', then followed the fucker to see where he dumped his nuddy book. Alas, he was in a van, and we were on pushbikes, so he soon lost us and we never found the holy grail :(
 
Shagger Baiting!

I once had a wank on a schoolbus, I was attending the school in question at the time which makes it okay, I think. Thank fuck nobody twigged what was going on, could have been a hard one to live down, pun intended.
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
I once hadI a wank in 1st year physics class... Unfortunately everyfucker knew what was going on - that came back to haunt me for eternity.. :\
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Ditto.. Except mine was in RE when I was 13.... My "best mate" procedded to tell the whole class where id gone only for me to return to cries of "wanker, wanker.....shot yer load!!!!"

Of cause I denied it and the concensus was I was too nice a bloke to do that so it must be a lie (it wasn't :))

FUBAR......sent u a message in the "why has the site turned into a ghost town thread..... Sorry for not answering up email but I couldn't get into outlook on my phone and my PC literally IS FUBAR!!!!!!

Sorry buddy....same for Allein....sorry pal.

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I too have being somewhat reliant on the ole mexxy of late. It's kinda took on a whole new feel now it's not battling the opiates for the chairman's seat in me 'ed..

I'm so relaxed, there's none of that manic side to it that I used to get with it. Tis a noice accompaniment with work indeed..

I'm sure you've some other bits and bobs floating about you could use. Junky fuck, you, never.. <3

Any trips being planned yet? :sus:=D
 
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