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Gibberings episode CXCVI -- I'm on my cycle, who wants a backie?

Okay, I have had this discussion many a time with my lovely Shambles. Seriously, was bush porn really a thing? Why would people leave porn in a bush? I mean writing it out it seems an appropriate place to leave such delights but why not keep it? Did people really leave porn mags in bushes?
 
RIGHT! That's what I'm thinking Garden.

Wouldn't it be awesome if there were a bush that grew porn mags! I want those seeds, I'd be planting porn mag bushes all over the city! Sneeky porn mag seed planter!!!
 
This is the most fascinating thing ever. Sadie, lets start a porn bush campaign!!!!!!
 
Haha, a friend and I spent many a school holiday trawling the hedgerows and bushes for discarded (and slightly soggy) nuddy mags. At times our haul was rather impressive and they got sold on at school. Another pastime was 'Shagger spotting' in the laybys and car parks of a local scenic area. We had a toy periscope and would belly crawl up to the car of 'courting' couples, raise the periscope for a quick cheap thrill, then jump up shouting "you dirty fucking bastards", then leg it like fuck through the woods.. Kids these days just don't know the meaning of fun...
 
I don't often dig through random bushes but I think I may start to in hopes of finding random porn!! This NEEDS to happen! I need to randomly find porn! I NEED THIS!
 
I am gonna start hiding dirty mags in bushes. This will become a thing once more! Don's garden is full of bushes to surprise his mommy with!
 
I was thinking that too Garden, then realised I would rather save the money and just get my porn online like everyone else. I'm too lazy to buy porn. Then again, it could just make some kids day....


Nah, I'll just watch my porn online.
 
Erm, I could do. But so could you with a little deleting and copy and pasting..

To be honest, I have no idea what kind if thread to turn that into anyway :D

I do yes Bob, I tend to do it backwards through a bush though..
 
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