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Gibberings episode 0x000000c7(?) -- Party like it's 199!

ScotchMist said:
Good to see parents instilling anti smoking cigarettes at such a young age :)
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YASSSSS! =D

On a more serious note though, that absolutely disgusts me. Sorry, I get my back up about things like that. 1. Hatred of any sort 2. pushing your views on children. Sorry, I'll breath now and take my rage out else where.

Good thing I iz part squirrel and easily distracted. I'm hungry. I think I'll eat, Yeah Imma Eat foodstuff.
 
Starting to feel a little loopy after being in the house for a few days!

Think I'll test out the new treadmill, then see if I can force myself to shower and wear real clothes! I may even venture out of the house. My, what a great adventure :P
 
treadmill = human hamster wheel ... good luck with finding the motivation to hop on yours*



*comment written by a true fatty tho, so take as you will fellow humans <3.

HouseFever said:
God don't hate fags. If he did why did he put my G spot up my arse hole?
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this has always been my argument too. and also why I cant fathom circumcision is so popular since the foreskin is the perfect masturbatory accompaniment ...

one day I'll be rid of my filthy penis envy I swear. Its almost gone now tbh. Just tends to emerge from thee ether in disbelief sometimes to say 'aye', like this post, or when I find a male critter who doesn't appear to appreciate what he's got.

( none of that was aimed at anyone in particular BTW .. just musing)
 
Having a dick is practical, yet slightly boring in technology compared to the treasure of human anatomy, that resides between your legs. It's a scientific marvel. They clean themselves, heal themselves, have a built in defense budget. It's a beacon of your health and well being. dry when your sad, soggy when your happy. The list is endless. The penis is human sausage, practical for pissing, no messing. I think my G spot has been tickled quite a lot, as I love sticking drugs up the pooper. I plugged my best mate with some lovely MDMA, on Saturday. Where we was already messy plonkers, it was nothing. Apart from reassuring me that I am not in to mens bums.
 
Ms Mermaid said:
treadmill = human hamster wheel ... good luck with finding the motivation to hop on yours*



*comment written by a true fatty tho, so take as you will fellow humans <3.


this has always been my argument too. and also why I cant fathom circumcision is so popular since the foreskin is the perfect masturbatory accompaniment ...

one day I'll be rid of my filthy penis envy I swear. Its almost gone now tbh. Just tends to emerge from thee ether in disbelief sometimes to say 'aye', like this post, or when I find a male critter who doesn't appear to appreciate what he's got.

( none of that was aimed at anyone in particular BTW .. just musing)
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I gots all the motivation I need, if all you've got is what is on show! Nothing between the ears y'see.

I know the penis envy feels well. If I had a day, I'd spend it in front of the mirror doing the helicopter.
 
I'm on a mission to stay reasonably coherent for another half an hour to have a phone conference with some muricans who are around 14 hours behind me in time.

Polm, Valium and beer are not helping mind you:D

I've bought a big bore kit to take one of my dirtbikes from 249cc to 441cc, which has cost more than I paid for the bike and am not letting a Cambodian machinist anywhere near it, so organising the logistics of getting the kit shipped from CA to OR, a new cylinder housing shipped from MA to OR, paying all these folks and getting it all sent to my re-shipper in CA to be freighted over here so I can put the wee monster together and make bruum bruum noises.

Fun fun.
 
Jude you remind me of my dad who was a mechanic and spent time in Malaya in some war there I still don't understand... Have loads of great pics of him and bikes n' cars tho <3

He was funny about the Japanese and never did get over my travels and interest there, gosh I miss him so much.


waves to the Don x
 
koneko said:
spent time in Malaya in some war there I still don't understand.

He was funny about the Japanese and never did get over my travels and interest there, gosh I miss him so much.


waves to the Don x
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Hardly surprising. That was a horror show of the worst sides of humanity.
 
koneko said:
Jude you remind me of my dad who was a mechanic and spent time in Malaya in some war there I still don't understand... Have loads of great pics of him and bikes n' cars tho <3

He was funny about the Japanese and never did get over my travels and interest there, gosh I miss him so much.


waves to the Don x
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I return your wave :) I'm currently cooking my mammy some spicy dinner because my da's a fussy coot (he had steak and chips). I tried a tip I saw about putting your onions in the microwave for 15 seconds before you chop them, as this is supposed to stop your eyes from watering. It has not worked :|
 
Just peel the onions, dunk it into water for a minute and also wet the knife you will use to chop them.


The irritant that makes you cry sticks to the wet blade and onions can be chopped with no outward displays of emotion.
 
felix said:
Some people actually enjoy that. %)

I haven't done any loft work for nearly two weeks. The neighbours must think the job's complete. ;)
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Felix, your loft is a fuckin mansion compared to some of the loft spaces i have to enter, but at least I go in, do the job then fuck off. It always amazes me how these sparkys do their shit in totally confined spaces...
 
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