Gibberings episode 0x000000c6(?) -- No in outs or butts about it. Anal fissure!

[Bella Figura]

^I didn't know Alex Jones wore glasses!

shhh..the powers that be can't know of his transformation

The following is not mockery, it is merely a display of rational thought.

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I love showing that to Christians who smugly mock Scientology or Mormons etc. for being pure fantasy.

Agreed - but you'll get rebukes such as 'that's not literally what it means' or 'obviously but I make my own version of the religion, tailored to my own decision of what's bullshit in there and what's not' etc

Any devout believer who mocks any other devout believer or really truly believes that they've figured out the 'right one' and everyone else is mumbo jumbo fucked, just goes to show the selfishness in it all. How they fail to see they were born into a cult depending where they are in the world is pretty beyond me.

In other countries religion can be a cultural identity more than any sort of belief system - like tribes or something - people will feel strongly connected to this sense of belonging but not necessarily to the ins and outs of the holy texts or the rules these ancient books tell them they must adhere to.

I mean all the abrahamic religions condone stoning women to death. How do you justify that in this day in age? And then have the audacity to say that muslim women are the most oppressed. A real christian believes in treating them just as oppressively. Makes no sense. Does not compute. Waste of time.

Jewish Mohels traditionally circumcise babies and then use their mouths to suck the blood off a baby's cock. Sometimes in the process infecting said babies with virus they die from.

To carry on these idiotic backward traditions and beliefs because of something written thousands of years ago, is lunacy. You know how fucking dumb people were back then? Way more than now.

You realise people could write fiction back then too? and pass it off as truth? Oh no, it's so old, it must be true.

 

[One Thousand Words]

What would you wowsers be complaining about when we all make it to heaven?

Tell me now so I can get a warm seat in front of Satan's fire.

 

[Don Luigi]

It's God's fire. Satan's just using it.

 

[One Thousand Words]

God too busy making sure the moon controls the tides to care who's stoking the flames to be fair.

 

[Don Luigi]

Nah, God's in a mega synthesis factory keeping everyone a step ahead of legislators. He sub-contracted control of lunar rotation to St.Peter since they're not too busy at the pearly gates these days.

 

[Eveleivibe]

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server is down i think im having difficulty posting here :S

They're just joking, Raasy, like you do on this board all the time but if we take offence it's "it's only the net don't take it seriously it's only frovilty (or whatever that word you use). I believe in Jesus but don't get offended by all this as I'm used to people. They're not doing it to get at you. Not trying to be mean Raasy but I think you're trolling here n trying to instigate an argument where there isn't one. I know you're not easily offended like that. Why not get on? Scotchy's right you can't poke fun at others n not expect it back. Didnt you lecture me about something similar once; giving it but not taking it back? They make jokes about Jesus whether you're here or not so its nowt personal to you.

EADD has been lovely lately. Let's all move on n chill out yea???

Lol @ Raasurus. :D

After all it's only the net, right? We don't take it seriously????

Who's shoving religion down ur throat?? Please show me where.

Stop taking the side of someone who's in the wrong, because ur looking just as stupid urself as u try n justify their ignorance

Wow, Raasy there's no need for that she was only giving her opinion. It doesn't mean she mean particular YOU but people in general. I think that comment was a bit OTT.

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Raasy there's one thing that miffs me. When I asked you about speed you were ready to cut all contact with me completely (again, lol) yet you're open to possibilities of taking other drugs to replace slcohol???? Isn't that slightly hypocritical????? Slightly????

(Hopes he doesn't go at me for this *hopes*)

Yeah but if Ceres does, Raas will yet again think people's avatar choices revolve around him and claim it to be discrimination/persecution.

Not that he truly believes that obviously, he's just a shit stirrer

Raasy's all right really. He's actually a sweet, good, caring, kind n thoughtful person. He's just sensitive when it comes to religion. I forgot about that avi argument but didn't know if he was serious or not over that; I can't tell at times. Let's all move on yea?!

Evey

 

[Bella Figura]

I didn't think he was serious - he was just looking to start something / get a reaction. All I could do was laugh

But when I asked him to explain his reasoning - seeing as it isn't my intention to insult people for their beliefs, I asked him to explain what was wrong with it exactly.

I don't care what people believe in, but if they start telling me any opinion I have about Abrahamic religion means I'm persecuting them, then that's just rubbish. He's only sensitive when it comes to his own religion, the point I'm making is that I don't particularly like any of them. where does it say in the bible to smoke heroin or get shit drunk and troll internet forums? he's not exactly the most christian of christians really. I thought it stressed being loving toward one another and forgiving of others. Sounds like he's just hiding behind the oldest 'i'm innocent' trick in the book.

You could say he's persecuting us for trying to shame us for drug use/lifestyle choices. But you wouldn't because it's fucking pathetic :D

If he is a sweet kind caring person, you're the only person on here seeing it. Maybe he's nicer to you in private.

I'm happy to move on - tis my bed time! I wasn't arguing with him btw - just trying to clearly explain my point of view, thinking he might see where i'm coming from. Tomorrow is the lord's day anyway, all will be well again.

Respect for trying to calm this shit down x

 

[Eveleivibe]

Yeah I know I've had a huge argument with him over the drugs in the past n I don't think he gets where I'm coming from with it at all so I just dropped it after lol x

Anyway hope you're doing ok. How you enjoying being a mod again?

Sleep well (sry i missed that bit)

Evey

 

[ScotchMist]

Morning, that was a good couple of hours sleep

It did cross my mind when i have my Bluelight reflection hour and contemplate all thats been said, did I moderate to the best of my ability, what could I off done differently just before I drift off, i thought,

"when Evey sees us going at Raas shes gonna go mad"...

You've suprised me. Well done

 

[Eveleivibe]

Lol have I? Well I had a nice pm off someone yesterday so thought I'd show I can be decent in here lol. Right time to get up no rest for thecwicked. Hah

Evey

 

[Don Luigi]

Morning, that was a good couple of hours sleep

It did cross my mind when i have my Bluelight reflection hour and contemplate all thats been said, did I moderate to the best of my ability, what could I off done differently just before I drift off, i thought,

"when Evey sees us going at Raas shes gonna go mad"...

You've suprised me. Well done

I also extend your congratulations. I was already in the coal shed with my tin Tommy helmet :D

Went to do the weekly shop, came home with a Garter snake

Oh do you know what subspecies? It was my first snake, started it out of thawed fish, but try and get em onto pinkies as quickly as possible. Also, get them used to being handled because they will musk as a defence mechanism and it never smells any sweeter.

 

[ScotchMist]

Raas does have a point about the amphetamine though Evey. The only way I can envisage speed improving your relationship with God is by both Old and New Testament in an evening or by causing psychosis and you actually believing you're God.....


Morning Mr Don. Early rise? Or yet to surrender to Saturday evening?

 

[Eveleivibe]

Lol it was nothing to do with God n I no longer wish to try speed. It was at a time I'd come off antidepressants n really believed I had no energy n never would again, before I started exercising again n got my 'natursl' (almost) energy back.

I don't need drugs to have a relationship with God I do that by praying n believing lol anyway let's not get back into this. Religion just seems to cause friction on here hahaha

Lol @ believing I'm God hehehe :D

Evey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Well I've just had my fireworks well and truly pissed on!

Me and the Mrs were just getting down to some seriously
depraved 3fpm fuelled frantic fucking, when I went and broke my banjo string That brought proceedings to a hasty and premature end I can tell you. Fuckin. Blood everywhere. I'm currently lying on the bed with a bloody tissue wrapped round me knob (there's an image you ladies would be advised not to visualise), waiting for the bleeding to stop so I can inspect the damage. Regardless of how bad it is, it still means no shenanigans for a few weeks, which is bloody typical of my luck because the kids are away next weekend for the first time ever, so we were planning a fantastically filthy fuckfest

Has this ever happened to any of you fellers out there?

 

[Don Luigi]

Morning Mr Don. Early rise? Or yet to surrender to Saturday evening?

I've basically been sleeping for the past 3 days.

Finally metabolising a silly pic n mix. I'll sleep soon, just trying to find some suitable old British Pathé newsreels to play in the background while to drift off to. I was going to have a night-cap of a bottle of vodka laying around but think I might have dropped some volume of diphenhydramine into it the other night so I flushed it! T'was rather cloudy.

Drug free = somnolence free. Should be able to get a non-chemically assisted sleep pattern on the go soon.

Well I've just had my fireworks well and truly pissed on!

Me and the Mrs were just getting down to some seriously
depraved 3fpm fuelled frantic fucking, when I went and broke my banjo string That brought proceedings to a hasty and premature end I can tell you. Fuckin. Blood everywhere. I'm currently lying on the bed with a bloody tissue wrapped round me knob (there's an image you ladies would be advised not to visualise), waiting for the bleeding to stop so I can inspect the damage. Regardless of how bad it is, it still means no shenanigans for a few weeks, which is bloody typical of my luck because the kids are away next weekend for the first time ever, so we were planning a fantastically filthy fuckfest

Has this ever happened to any of you fellers out there?

Shit mate! That's never happened to me but I'd maybe get to hospital. I have a few mates who have done it and they were out of action for a few weeks.

Maybe try some foreplay next time, ye selfish git!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Maybe try some foreplay next time, ye selfish git!

Cheeky bloody bugger! It wasn't a dry run i'll have you know, she was fuckin drippin mate! Its just the result of regular chemically assisted marathon shagging sessions...

 

[Don Luigi]

I see, Jack Russell syndrome.

It's an evolutionary mechanism when the friction becomes too much, lest the sex become 'on fire'.

Seriously though, I'm cringing thinking of it. Do you know where the split is yet? Is it more proximal to the shaft or glans?

 

[masaz]

I also extend your congratulations. I was already in the coal shed with my tin Tommy helmet :D



Oh do you know what subspecies? It was my first snake, started it out of thawed fish, but try and get em onto pinkies as quickly as possible. Also, get them used to being handled because they will musk as a defence mechanism and it never smells any sweeter.

I don't know actually, will see if she knows or else try find a photo cos I was wondering myself. Think he's already on pinkies, he's not due a feed yet but we've got a care sheet kicking about that I think says he is. Good to know about the handling, he has indeed been doing that and it is foul :D Not really seen it happen before cos our other snake is like seventeen and the most placid thing ever

Woke up bright and early at fucking 2am, gave in and dug out the pipe at 4am and managed to get back to sleep for an hour, walked to work in the pissing rain, and here I am. Could do with a nap tbh.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yeh, its a bit sore mate. I've not been able to inspect the damage yet due to the whole area being encrusted with blood, so I'm gonna have to get a shower and try and get a closer look - just got to have another toot first...

 

[Don Luigi]

Rub a bit of gear on it - 3-FreePenisMedicine.

I don't know actually, will see if she knows or else try find a photo cos I was wondering myself. Think he's already on pinkies, he's not due a feed yet but we've got a care sheet kicking about that I think says he is. Good to know about the handling, he has indeed been doing that and it is foul :D Not really seen it happen before cos our other snake is like seventeen and the most placid thing ever

I know you've told me this before and it shames me not to remember, but is your 17 yr old snake also a garter?