Gibberings CXXXXI: Gibber Me Timbers

[Ceres]

It's available from amazon here

 

[One Thousand Words]

Yep. This cunt.

I be playing it also, although ill probably just be my regular cunty self

We will have to get a Bluelight gang going yeah? Shoot up some hoes etc etc Play some tennis

When I was recently driving up to LA's Griffith observatory I admit my first thought was, " Jesus, I killed so many prostitutes up here in gta San Andreas , I bet I could still locate their bodies"

 

[ColtDan]

Hurry up weekend i wanna give this meph a bash

 

[Marmalade]

Awww, ShopperCheck just bit the dust again. Who grassed then? ;p

I've been dying to post the blotter acid gif but I couldn't find it. Can anyone find it? MM?

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'll have a look in a min...

best gif ever

I think Shoppercheck just came up in an IP match check.

Shame, as you'd said before, one of the best usernames on here, and I'm not even sure why. It just fucking works or worked

GTA Online, is that on the GTA5 disc, or a seperate game.

I'll be playing it on an xbox.

I was the don at Quake3 Arena on 56k (might even have been 28k) modem with 3 seconds lag, so I've got high hopes for WINNING.

 

[Marmalade]

I'll have a look in a min...

best gif ever

I think Shoppercheck just came up in an IP match check.

Shame, as you'd said before, one of the best usernames on here, and I'm not even sure why. It just fucking works or worked

I had him clocked in under 20 posts ... So I beat the IP matching by about 120 posts err summat ;p

He'll be back; he always comes back. Enjoy your enforced EADD sabbatical ShopperCheck ... & see yer again soon

 

[parttime crackhead]

Awww, ShopperCheck just bit the dust again. Who grassed then? ;p

I've been dying to post the blotter acid gif but I couldn't find it. Can anyone find it? MM?

I don't think anyone needed to grass. It's always pretty obvious.

MM - That's just the online multiplayer for GTA V. Looks awesome.

 

[Marmalade]

Yeah, to some (altho, not staff/admin it seems).

I really like him as a poster so I tend to notice straight away. He's usually a complete cunt for the first 50 posts of a new nick but then starts to become a bit more human.

 

[knock]

Assumptions

 

[Marmalade]

please take this opportunity to set us straight knockers ...

 

[jancrow]

Straight knockers.... ha ha. You've just reminded me of a strange childhood fantasy I used to have at the age of about nine. I liked to daydream that the sexiest teacher at my school slept with her boobs in a wooden frame to keep them in shape.

It was called a 'boobframe'.

 

[Marmalade]

hah, boobs; serious business for a 9 year old. Was the frame sexual in nature (to you)? ..

Why/did this object replace a bra then? (or maybe it didnt?)

 

[Raasyvibe]

Ingenious, Jancrow. Better patent that quickly.

NSFW:

 

[jancrow]

Yes, the frame was sort of sexual to me in that unfocused and imprecise way that things can be when you're a young child.

I don't think that I understood what bras did, I think I thought they were just for covering up. The boobframe somehow improved the quality of the breasts. I think it was inspired by old-fashioned tennis racket frames. Probably not the epitome of comfort.

Raas, that picture choice was fairly prescient.

 

[One Thousand Words]

If it was about comfort women wouldn't wear high heels. Shits all about keeping those erections in check

 

[Marmalade]

hrmn. I love hearing about this kinda stuff.

I take it the boobframe device was just kept strictly for thoughts about her?

Hrmn, maybe it was the first pair of teacher boobs that were sexy to you instead of motherly?

I remember regularly getting an eyeful of teacher cleavage from around 8ish, from over my shoulder, when she was bent down and helping to answer questions or whatever. I don't think I found them sexy, I just knew they were huge and way different from my mums, and therefore objects of interest for that reason.

 

[jancrow]

What do you mean kept for thoughts about her? I wasn't constructing them in my shed!

But yeah, it was just for thoughts of her. I think my compatriots and I were just aware/articulate enough to start discussing boobs, and she had the best ones. In fact the frame was probably conceived as the reason that she had the best knockers.

Objects of interest indeed. Indeed. If you'll pardon the pun based on your own experiences, I never looked back. :D

Of course the most enormous thrill at that age was having my hair checked for nits. I think it was just the intense attention, but that sent me into spasms of delight.

 

[Raasyvibe]

I remember regularly getting an eyeful of teacher cleavage from around 8ish, from over my shoulder, when she was bent down and helping to answer questions or whatever. I don't think I found them sexy, I just knew they were huge and way different from my mums, and therefore objects of interest for that reason.

I take it you're Bisexual or lesbian?

Objects of interest indeed..

I once orally consumed a very large amount of hash with a friend. It was intense so I went outside for a wonder in the dark. In the distance I saw a streetlight and as I gazed at it I saw a huge stone statue of a woman with giant knockers. Gobsmacked I kept staring, despite being a stone statue the knockers started to bounce up and down violently.

Just wanted to share that.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I had him clocked in under 20 posts ... So I beat the IP matching by about 120 posts err summat ;p

He'll be back; he always comes back. Enjoy your enforced EADD sabbatical ShopperCheck ... & see yer again soon

Please excuse my ignorance - but just WHO is 'Shoppercheck' then?

 

[Raasyvibe]

^ Think marmalade has gone to bed. ShopperCheck is a recent member of the forum, who has been banned.

There's some guy who's been banned in the past that keeps returning to our forum under different guises, and then getting banned because of his IP number. DSP_2000, Black_Paw, PeeWee (or sumthing similar). Shoppercheck was the latest incarnation.