Shambles
Bluelight Crew
^ See below. But yeah, basically not wanking enough and now too painful to do the deed cos the jiggling causes so much pain I can't maintain sufficient enthusiasm. A double kick in the balls, as it were 
Apparently not all fellas suffer with 'em and even those that do suffer to varying degrees. I've always got it baaaaaaaad. Really frikkin bad, in fact. Is fine as long as you keep up an extensive "exercise" regime to keep 'em in tip-top shape. If you let the... exercise slide for whatever reason it all goes a bit tits up
Dunno about the reabsorption thing. Have heard that too but doesn't seem to be the case with me. If I (or perhaps a personal trainer of some description) doesn't get rid of it then it builds up for a few days, hurts like fuck, then makes a bid for freedom overnight if you still haven't taken care of it. Clearly, I haven't been taking care of it enough of late cos is just all the bastard time these last coupla months. Although I have been unusually stimulated one way and another for the exact same period which is probably the root cause of sudden upsurge in able seaman signing up for action (only to be sorely, sorely disappointed at complete absence of action
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Never heard of that one, or indeed suffered from it.
Twas my understanding that your body re-absorbed excess seamen, for various reasons I have gone without any 'relief' for some weeks at a time and not suffered. I rarely indulge in solo recreation these days but is that not an option ?
Apparently not all fellas suffer with 'em and even those that do suffer to varying degrees. I've always got it baaaaaaaad. Really frikkin bad, in fact. Is fine as long as you keep up an extensive "exercise" regime to keep 'em in tip-top shape. If you let the... exercise slide for whatever reason it all goes a bit tits up

Dunno about the reabsorption thing. Have heard that too but doesn't seem to be the case with me. If I (or perhaps a personal trainer of some description) doesn't get rid of it then it builds up for a few days, hurts like fuck, then makes a bid for freedom overnight if you still haven't taken care of it. Clearly, I haven't been taking care of it enough of late cos is just all the bastard time these last coupla months. Although I have been unusually stimulated one way and another for the exact same period which is probably the root cause of sudden upsurge in able seaman signing up for action (only to be sorely, sorely disappointed at complete absence of action
