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Gibberings: CXXXVI: Boss Abuse

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It's been growing all night. Bulbous. Purple. Engorged. That too, but was actually talking about my eye bollock. Not a black eye. That would be far too simple and commonplace. This is just a random eye bollock. Bloated, now bulging over the eye itself. Looming. Puce of colour, mottled red, flashing purple - is a beaut. But why? Why eye? Why the eye bollock? W'happen? Ah yes. Ketamine happened. Answer enough. No specifics required. Just that. Two grammes of ketamine for a bollockeye? Seems fair to me. A lesser man would wonder why, why, why my eye? Especially when no insult nor injury can be dredged up from mine mind. But no. No I. Not I and my eye. We have an understanding. We understand that ketamine is tricksy beast. A beast you can try, and try and try to ride... But sometimes fall.

Might as well go sniff that other gramme of ketamine then. Medicinal, innit.
 
Has anybody done any N2O lately? I bought a few boxes of cream chargers on thursday, the ISI brand, it's the major one. Found them to be much weaker than usual, much weaker. The thing is that the warehouse store where I buy them was out for ages and I asked the floor manager and he said they were waiting for new stock. Now the packaging is different in a different colour. I'm afraid the makers might have wised up to people abusing them and reduced the concentration of n2O per cartridge.

You still feel them, get that metallic sound distortion similar to ket, but overall effects are much milder.

It could just be me though
 
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look after your sinuses!
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Ugh. This really is getting to the point of being a dealbreaker now. I just hate snorting drugs. Hate it. Disgusting, messy, inefficient bizniz so it is. Had to stop sniffing things earlier cos they just had nowhere left to go. Really is a an eye-opener (well, an eye half opener) to see quite how much snot a person stores in their head. Where the fuck does it all come from? And why does it hate ketamine so much? Am rather fond of ketamine myself but noooooooo. Sinuses send out a snotty slap down of epic proportions if I get too keen these days. Utter arsewater. Need me some vials.

Heyho. Nobody said being a drugpig was gonna be easy :(

Also, nice cake =D
 
I have the Cake of all cakes no one has the cakes with the power of Mine TheY are Worshiped from a far by such luminaries as BEn So Furry
 
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The reason birds are noisier is because we as a society make more noise so they have to tweet louder to get heard N that is a Mutha Fukin fact.

So blame the modern consumer society b4 you start blaming ny feathered pals ok ?
 
Had birdy fambly living on my windowsill when I lived at parents. Drove me fukkin nuts. Never realised how loud baby birds actually were. They bloody are though. But also rather cute. Were some times that nearly broke me. 4-5am is not a time of day I don't always wish to have imprinted quite so loudly every morning. This is where being a druggy comes into its own. As long as I was druggified I was usually quite pleased to hear from me lil cellies of a morn. If I'd been akip and needing to be up for work or some such tomfoolery I don't think the lil fellas would've fledged from shared ledge. Moral of the tale being, if you don't stay up all night taking drugs you will become a heartless killing machine.
 
I'm going to eat one of these today...

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Coz I'm a fat fuck.
 
Good call, Knock! I'd want money off if I didn't get chips with me burger no matter how obscenely fulsome it was :!

Was actually meaning the burger itself though. Think it must be those onion rings at the top. If you can see right through sections of a burger they ain't filled it properly.
 
Have you ever had a burger at an All Bar One? That is threadbare and very expensive. I had a mushroom and halloumi burger and it was awwwwwful! I should have gone to McDonald's :)
 
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