Gibberings: CXXXVI: Boss Abuse

[brimz]

Just a standard arse wipe will do . It's all nice & hygienic down there you'll be fine !

 

[Wigrid]

You know 1 old timer thats om time or does what they say they are gonna do Brimz?
And I know if you say yes your chatting bash

 

[brimz]

yeah i do actually he is over 50 as well . Always on time .

Ring - yeah i want ......
ok i will call you whe i am at x should be ... minutes
nice one cheers
Phone rings - yeah come to ....
me - ok in a bit
... mins later sorted %)

17 years of connections in the same city will do that .

With a few breaks in other countries obviously .

 

[Wigrid]

Im moving to your ends brimz

 

[brimz]

are you stuck on repeat or sumtink see above that's how it goes round here matey%)

 

[Wigrid]

I get the feeling Brimz if I said something was black you would say it's white.

I aint this chav prick you take me for, one day you'll notice that

Yeah repeat post, damn technology for ya.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Wigrid an alt account or have you just made an impact with the few posts you have?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Wigrid an alt account or have you just made an impact with the few posts you have?

Obvious alt.

Still though, I reckon he should be given a chance. He's a total sack, but no more so than most of the rest of us.

 

[brimz]

I get the feeling Brimz if I said something was black you would say it's white.

I aint this chav prick you take me for, one day you'll notice that

Yeah repeat post, damn technology for ya.

Why do you make these judgement's of yourself based on what you think i am thinking ?

You have no idea what i think of you & if "chav prick" was the case i wouldn't give you the time of day let alone chat with you in chilled out manner .
Don't be so paranoid .

 

[Wigrid]

lol

222 posts, your new here I see.

IF I was an alt I would be ISPN banned.

 

[brimz]

Wigrid i would come & give you a big bear hug if you were local . Would that make you feel better ?

 

[knock]

Random question, on the off-chance...

I'm looking at NHS jobs and they require a statement of all convictions and cautions. I've never been cautioned (no formal cautions are issued in Scotland) and my only convictions are speeding offences and an MS90, failure to identify the driver (after I got snapped doing 82 on the M6, long story, this failure was not intentional).

Do I need to declare the speeding offences? I am pretty sure MS90 is a criminal offence but I thought speeding was a "motoring" offence? Does this stuff come up in a check?

I don't even have a record of all my speeding offences as most of them (I've had a few) happened over five years ago and so are no longer endorsed on my license, so I'm not sure how I'm meant to give details

 

[parttime crackhead]

I think it would be fine to leave something like that off it. I'm not 100% sure though so I'd wait for a more informed opinion.

What kind of jobs are you going for with the NHS?

 

[knock]

Technician type jobs.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Sound, that could be no bad man. I was looking at NHS jobs the other day, just kind of shitty office/bookkeeping, admin type stuff but seemed like the best stuff going round here other than fucking call centres. Reasonable wages for what would amount to fairly easy work as well.

 

[Ceres]

knock: you might have to declare a conflict of interest, i.e an INTERESTED IN FUCKLOADS OF DRUGS.

pretty sure points on your license disappear after a while though...

 

[knock]

I'll bet there's plenty competition though But I'm going to give it a shot before resigning myself to the Andrex Washlets.

ceres: that's a positive though isn't it? also they say both unspent and spent convictions have to be declared.

I'm going to email them and ask for their advice.

 

[Ceres]

'Dear Prospective Employer, I'm applying for a job with you and I wondered wether I need to tell you about how many I have kiled;'

good idea though, but don't email the DVLA they are fucking useless.

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edit: fuck it would be nice if there was a [nosmilelys] tag

o wait theres a way.

 

[Wigrid]

Yes please Brimz, bring some or your eat static albums & I'll get the weed in, we can both get some b each too & go 2 lines up.
Just have a toot & a few blunts to leftfield 2nd album & some eat static, chill then have q debate over the subject of dj sy VS ratpack - who does the best hardcore sets?

Sound good to you?

Hint dj sy is the worlds best hardcore dj


I just got back and having a toot so it aint that bad plus the bird in the salon was outside when I went past and she has the most sexy legs & dare I say it....yes I do the most nice feet I've seen in a long time so I am happy now.

Sorry it I was a bitch earlier on, as alot of you know aboit me and my woman breaking up, yet again today I had grim pics waiting for me to view which upset me deeply so to the whole of EADD I'm sorry folks.

 

[Doody OD]

Random question, on the off-chance...

I'm looking at NHS jobs and they require a statement of all convictions and cautions. I've never been cautioned (no formal cautions are issued in Scotland) and my only convictions are speeding offences and an MS90, failure to identify the driver (after I got snapped doing 82 on the M6, long story, this failure was not intentional).

Do I need to declare the speeding offences? I am pretty sure MS90 is a criminal offence but I thought speeding was a "motoring" offence? Does this stuff come up in a check?

I don't even have a record of all my speeding offences as most of them (I've had a few) happened over five years ago and so are no longer endorsed on my license, so I'm not sure how I'm meant to give details

I don't if it helps I work for the HSE in Ireland, it is the same as the NHS we don't have to declare traffic convictions. It could be different over there, but a lot of these things are the same.

EDIT: Just to elaborate, if you get a Garda [Irish Cops] check done here, it doesn't even give details of traffic convictions. As I said I don't know what way it works for you guys.