Wow, total confirmation that you've made it in life; a fake twitter account, I'm well fucking jealous. Even a stalker comes an ( albeit) close 2nd to this.Note to whoever was responsible: if you have enough of a hard-on for somebody to make a fake Twitter account, at least make sure it's a good one. And try not to choose somebody who's already adept at self-parody.
I feel utterly shortchanged.
But what a total pisspoor job of it they've made. I hereby appeal to the account holder to pass on the login details so we can do it justice and make a proper job of it.
Oh, and good find with the maxalfie account. At least I now know the guy's alive and can stop worrying about him. I totally relate to the need to disappear and hibernate, so I respect his need for privacy n quiet n stuff. Just good to know he's alive n that.