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Gibberings : CXXXV: There ain't no party like a PV party

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StoneHappyMonday said:
Mary Whitehouse, Jimmy Savile, the 70's were great I tell you, great.

But moving on, have I mentioned I have a hole in my belly? Care of where the direct to bladder catheter was? For eight fucking days. Anyone had one like that? Fucking weird with every false move pulling your insides out.

Just making conversation. I can move on to piss and shit if you want?
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Pfft. My cancerous friend trumps that a gazillion times over at the moment. No offence meant. But am all cancer'd out at the moment in all honesty. You may be in shtuk at the moment but believe me it could be worse :|

Fukkit. Can we have some other topic of conversation cos cancer really doesn't fly well with me at the moment.

Or does that make me a miserable cunt spoilsport?

Fuck. Sorry, SHM. Am not belittling in the slightest but trust me that particular topic really is not doing it for me this week in particular. Is a fukkin vile disease whether it kills ya or not.
 
When I was in hospital I had a similar experience. Almost restored some of my faith in humanity to actually be treated by people who genuinely appeared to give a shit. Glad you were in the right place then.
 
in other news, the weekends are fucking depressing because everyone (almost) else fucks off to enjoy themselves, leaving me feeling completely on my own. I live a totally unatural existence. Practicaly solitary confinement in an open prison, miles from civilisation with little feasible escape route. 3 fucking years nearly I've been stuck here.

I gotta get some mxe I think. And less self pity, it isn't healthy.
 
Never doubted it could be worse Shammy and deliberately didn't mention cancer as I'm well aware of its non-sexiness. Was a genuine question about catheters, not an excuse to whinge about my state. I'm fine. I don't need to trump or be trumped.

I'll shut up.
 
No, I'm sorry, SHM. Is just that after doing so very well against all odds for so very long she's taken a dramatic turn for the worse this week and is in unfeasible agony, drifting in and out of consciousness and hallucinating due to morphine (she's still only on 40mg a day but always reacts really badly to the stuff) and just found out before the above post that BT have cancelled their contract cos they don't want to spend cashmoney on reconnecting her so she can get intranetz (despite the fact that all the medical services are fighting on her behalf cos is her only means of connection to the outside world given she lives halfway up a mountain and doesn't even have mains water connected for similar reasons) so can't even phone her to see how she is.

/miserable whinge

Ceres said:
in other news, the weekends are fucking depressing because everyone (almost) else fucks off to enjoy themselves, leaving me feeling completely on my own. I live a totally unatural existence. Practicaly solitary confinement in an open prison, miles from civilisation with little feasible escape route. 3 fucking years nearly I've been stuck here.

I gotta get some mxe I think. And less self pity, it isn't healthy.
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Similar. Only make it a decade.

Do I win the whingeing competetion? :\

Fukkit. Need a cheery topic of conversation soonest :!

I hear lolcats are amusing...
 
or bizarre photos of other peoples ideas of fun, i find they help sometimes.

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Bt are cunts, true fact. internet / phone is the only thing keeping me sane being out in the middle of nowhere. should be considered a basic necessity like water. must be alot of people in the same boat, for sure. Being left to your own devices for any length of time, while totally isolated, can really test your mettle in a horrible manner.

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and end you up lookinhg at shit like this all day.
 
OK, I seem to have successfully emptied and fucked off the whole forum. I'll go see the non-existent sunset. And bid you farewell. Both of you. Well, you.

Hello?

Goodbye.
 
Nah. I really am sorry for being such a miserable auld cunt at the moment but has been a truly miserable week on every possible front. Thus trumping the previous record set by last week. And the one set by the week after. And so on ad infinitum :|

Just to finish my lil whinge, not only have BT cut off her phone - and never even bothered to connect her broadband - they've also been charging her £75/month (yes I did say seventy-five quid per month) for the privilege of being considered for an actual connection. Cos that's an entirely reasonable monthly charge given it'll take 'em... oooh... seconds to actually flip a switch so she can get intrawebz down her existing phoneline... Which is no longer existing cos they just cut the fukker off and no bastard else will even consider connecting her.

Humbug.

Bewbies are kewl though =D

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Tongues are also pretty goshdarn sweet...

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Thanks to whomsoever posted those originally. Am pretty sure Mz Marmz is to thank for those first two but am buggered if I can remember who I swiped the tonguefucking from :o

EDIT: And am slow to respond cos it takes anything from a coupla minutes to 20min+ for me to be able to register an actual post (let alone any other intrawebz stuffs) at the moment. But thankfully it seems to be slowly improving.
 
this is true, company is one thing but a bunch of less than perfectly happy people getting together doesn't always help.

also true, TITS.
 


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