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Gibberings CXXXIII: Teenage Mutant Ninja Bukake

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Hahahahahaha! Have lost count of the number of times that story has been posted here, Jan =D

In other news, I am so fukkin slack today :o

Just pottered off down to the postbox and back. Is a pleasingly warm day, nice 'n' quiet out so decided to just stick on me komfykecks joggy bottom thingies. Having kinda forgot the complete lack of elastic in 'em these days. Oopsies. Had to waddle all the way there and back with hands thrust in pockets hanging on for dear life. And still with half me arse hanging out :!

Slackness <3
 
" It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue. "

I was actually wondering up until that point.

Pmsl

Wheels within wheels, my freind.

In other news: Man cuts own penis off on Penryn St.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718.Man_chops_off_own_penis_on_Penryn_street/

See, what disturbs me there is that a man was seen running naked down the street, then brandished a knife and cut off his penis. Where on earth did he produce the knife from?

Haha, and another.

'Man in dress performed sex act on dog at Pendennis Castle, Falmouth'

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/new..._on_dog_at_Pendennis_Castle__Falmouth/?ref=ar

Must be something in the water around here.
 
That article's a gem, from the caption on the photo to details like 'It is not known what breed of dog was involved' (like it might have been a particularly sexy variety, which would go some way towards explaining it all) and 'A spokesperson for English Heritage, which owns and runs the castle, said: "It is a very rare incident."'
 
Hahahahahahhahahahaa! =D<3

Was kinda taken by this one actually...

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I fukkin would. Twice <3
 
Hahahahahahhahhahaaaa! I fear that might create a Singularity of Pure, Unadulterated Camp - there's a fair chance we'd all disappear up a collective botty 'ole if those three were to ever meet 8o

Also, Ponti will be impressed - he's wearing a turtleneck, after all =D
 
I like how he's manga'd his face in the dolphin picture.

Look at his eyebrows. I bet he has the wiriest, darkest anal hair thicket on the planet.
 
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