Gibberings CXXXIII: Teenage Mutant Ninja Bukake

[Mental Kenny]

That's the Vice article the Guardian used for inspiration, slighlty more factual:

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/sisa-cocaine-of-the-poor-full-length

So this Sisa is just basically roughly sythed meth.

Hey crackhead, no the Guardian are idiots and mispelled it, it's Sisa, not Shisha. It's a local slang term for crystal meth

 

[masaz]

Lol aye, unless I'm missing out on some new drug thing. Shisha bar down the road from us, nice to smoke like you say but does fuck all.

Up too early, thought Mum was gonna be here now, turns out she meant like 1pm or so. Easy mistake to make. Entertaining myself with a spliff and Jezza. Oh dear.

edit: ok that makes a lot more sense now ^

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

That's the Vice article the Guardian used for inspiration, slighlty more factual:

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/sisa-cocaine-of-the-poor-full-length

So this Sisa is just basically roughly sythed meth.

Hey crackhead, no the Guardian are idiots and mispelled it, it's Sisa, not Shisha. It's a local slang term for crystal meth

Wow, that's pretty stupid. Is this what Mike Power refers to as 'the real world'?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Ah right, stupid journalists.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Still from the article and the photos in it, it seems the Vice "journalists" have managed to acquire what looks like a wrap of crystal meth for 6 euros. Small wrap but still very cheap. Apparently they are saying some of it is locally synthed in home labs while some is imported from Asia. First Greece then the world, I honestly can't wait for cheap and very available meth.

 

[Ceres]

read that vice article last night, it is retarded.

pseudoephedrine is an OTC drug in greece afaik.

'sisa' is probably methcathinone, as it's trivial to make from the above.

 

[Funkadelica]

Fuck me just spent the past hour outside looking like a spare prick on crutches. My colleague didn't turn up to take me to the Doctor. That's that then I suppose. Talking of shisha's double apple flavour is so damn tasty. My friends here smoke theirs with these wee pebble things. Never seen that before and definitely not a fan of it.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

read that vice article last night, it is retarded.

I got as far as the first line.

a bag of chemically enhanced crystal meth

Chemically enhanced eh? As opposed to?

Horse shit.

 

[Ceres]

it is blatentely methcathinone made by the reduction of pseudoephedrine pills bought OTC using hair bleach as the reagent.

that's why it;s so much cheaper than asian methamphetamine, because it costs pennies to produce.


Vice need to wise up.

 

[Myshkin]

/sigh

I'm in love with someone I can't have right now.

You're 'in love' with your own mental image of the person, which is inevitably a horrible distortion based on your own perceived emotional 'needs' and slavery to your libido.

Give the object of your 'love' time to reveal the shabbier side of their nature and sooner or later you'll realise it was all just a daft chemical imbalance; a cruel trick that adds to the drip-torture that constitutes the lion's share of the human experience . Or you'll have moved on to another subject for your daft chemical imbalances. Which is fine. Just be sure to recognise them as such, and try and get on without it bumming you out too much. Or stop thinking and fuck around.

You'll be thankful one way or another, trust me.

I wish I was in love with somebody. I haven't even spoken to a female in god knows how long

Shout at one instead. I recommend it highly.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Seriously alcohol is fucking horrible. I feel like shit and regretting every mouthful

Tell me about it! My head's banging and I'm aching all over. I've tried to drink through it this morning (hair of the dog innit?), but it's not working. Just dropped 400mg ibuprofen and 100mg of methadone and I'm slowly coming back to life.

I don't normally get hangovers as a rule, but I'm reducing off my meth so I think that's a contributary factor.

 

[Cornishman]

Did anyone else just hear that thunder?

 

[jancrow]

'sisa' is probably methcathinone, as it's trivial to make from the above.

Someone in the Vice video says it has a floral smell which I think is true of methcathinone, innit?


edit: EMCDDA report & risk assessment of new psychoactive substances 2011 says

'In 2011 the EMCDDA received reports from Greece of a drug circulating in Athens, called 'SISA'.
Analyses of seizures confirmed that the active ingredient was methamphetamine. According to
user reports, the substance is most frequently smoked, although it can be also injected and it can
be used in combination with heroin and/or other medicines. The reported effects are similar to
those of methamphetamine. Further investigation is ongoing in 2012 in order to establish a more
precise picture and potential fatalities related to this drug.'

 

[Cornishman]

The rain here is so loud.
Sounds like someone drumming on my roof.

 

[brimz]

Alright Folks .

I'm fuked .

 

[Cornishman]

Alright Brimster.

Lucky git.
You would be ashamed to be caught doing the tackle around here. (And certainly not fucked)

 

[brimz]

Haha .

I had a .2 of B & .25 of mdma for breakfast

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Sure beats bacon and eggs...

I remember being told quite categorically that you'd die if you took gear & Es together. Didn't take me long to test that hypothesis

(BTW, for anyone that doesn't know, NO, you don't die and YES, it's fuckin' brill)

 

[brimz]

sure beats bacon and eggs... =d

i remember being told quite categorically that you'd die if you took gear & es together. Didn't take me long to test that hypothesis

(btw, for anyone that doesn't know, no, you don't die and yes, it's fuckin' brill)

qft .

 

[Cornishman]

Haha, I'm gonna have to try that combo when I get some gear worth doing.

At least the white is acceptable around here.