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Gibberings CXXXIII: Teenage Mutant Ninja Bukake

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I have no respect for greenlighters.

They're fucking offensive. They offend me. They sprain ankles. They spit. They shout LOUDLY. And they can't use paper. In any form.

7 years ago I stumbled across a greenlighter outside a lighthouse after a local rave.
Of course, people were revelling in their afterglow experience (and the glow of the lighthouse) when larry greenlighter decided to pipe up and ask one of my friends for a lighter.

Within seconds the greenlighter had burned off his eyebrows and somehow induced a bout of serotonin syndrome.
Probably from overexposure of light from the lighthouse/lighter combo.

Not a wise idea, messing around with all that light with big MDMA pupils.

But of course, larry greenlighter didn't know this and ruined the lighthouse rave weekender for everyone.

I feel so aggressive just thinking about greenlighters.
Essentially a useless peoples.

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! =D<3=D<3=D
 
I have been absent from this forum for the most part of 5 to 6 years. I am deciding to make a slow comeback and start making more appearances. Probably mainly due to the fact that I live in a rural town in Australia with nothing to do... Any important updates I need to know of? I see new faces around here but miss some old ones? Don't worry I am no longer a burberry bearing chav with a bad attitude... I just want some cyber friends seen as though I am lacking real life ones! heh...
 
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fuck the rat race
 
I have been absent from this forum for the most part of 5 to 6 years. I am deciding to make a slow comeback and start making more appearances. Probably mainly due to the fact that I live in a rural town in Australia with nothing to do... Any important updates I need to know of? I see new faces around here but miss some old ones? Don't worry I am no longer a burberry bearing chav with a bad attitude... I just want some cyber friends seen as though I am lacking real life ones! heh...

Got any more tunes coming out? Can't believe it was 2006 when I first heard this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXUJIYINDMQ
 
I use a debit card.

Being charged like a mofo for using my own monies. :|

Cash machine up the road from us charges £2.50 to withdraw money, fucking joke.

Hardly slept and had those fucking half dreams all night so am having a spliff and watching a documentary on Dungeons and Dragons. It is fucking hilarious. Hard not to wake everyone up. One couple entered the Mr and Mrs Nude Universe competition, and now a fat woman in black body paint is talking about WoW.

Which I am now going to go play.

edit: 'Sometimes I'm afraid I'm going to end up all on my own with a hundred cats'.

edit: thread title reminded me:

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Got any more tunes coming out? Can't believe it was 2006 when I first heard this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXUJIYINDMQ

Haha! I remember at the time throwing a minor hissy fit over that! So funny!

None in the pipeline at the moment but have had 2 releases on Beatport under Electro House labels in the past few years or so... I am away from my studio as I am in Australia so started a Soundcloud not long ago but it's not serious stuff just ideas thrown together without proper studio monitors etc

Beatport Releases: http://www.beatport.com/search?query=danielsan
The top 2 are mine but seems I had the same producing name as someone else. They are cheesy as hell but that's electro house for you!

Soundcloud: More recent stuff not studio produced mind so excuse the levels... http://soundcloud.com/dansun
 
@ Brownz: Heh, cool. Glad to see you haven't given up on the flute samples :D At least you stuck at it. I need to get a better laptop so I can play around in Ableton Live again. I was getting into it quite a bit.

@ breakcorefiend: Fuck :! I'm sure your Solicitor knows what he's talking about anyways. That reminds me though my pipe and other things are long overdue a clean...
 
It's been years since I have been a regular poster on here and keep looking for the 'LIKE' button it is so annoying!
 
Yeah but i DIDN'T have dmt or k, if they are going by residue in a pipe or a wrap then CUNTS

also it was OPIUM not fuckin morphine ffs, solicitor reckons best let it stay as morph as opium seems more smacky for a jury..

dunno what to think tbh

Solicitor thinks it will be fine, he will get it adjourned till sept

so who knows :\

wouldn't worry too much, would try not too fuck up in the meantime if case is adjourned till autumn
 
A'ternoon, all :)

Had a proper long sleep today. First full sleep in aaaaaaaaages. Feel much better for it too. Was awoken by two very smiley Mormons. They have a new prophet apparently. How thrilling! I said they could come tell me all about him another time. Ideally when I have clothes on and am not an aching, sweaty mess in dire need of a piss, CWE juice and a lomtick of phenibut. I quite like Mormons actually. They're just so damn smiley and happy it's hard not to really. Shame about the wacky belief system. But very nice teeth.
 
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