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Gibberings CXXXII: Like an overweight person consuming a poor-tasting biscuit

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^ I think you've assumed that I'm talking about the machines which convert loose change into easier-to-deal-with notes or credit tickets, minus a fee for doing so... ie Coinstar machines. I'm not, I mean the shitty automatic tills which are appearing in supermarkets (see end of first line) :P
 
jancrow said:
So a while ago someone was saying that you can put your loose change collection (in my case a jar of 2 and 1 p pieces) into those automatic till machines in supermarkets as they have a funnel for coins. In practice it's not much fun because the machine can only count coins quite slowly, not like those Coinstar jobbies which are designed to handle volume. So what happens is that about half your coins get counted and about half just spew straight out again. It's not a very low profile or high speed way of buying things.

I have a feeling that pouring lots through it might actually have caused it to err in my favour ever so slightly, can't be sure, but it seemed to reach the £1 mark without making a massive dent in the jar,
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I took my 2 nescafe jars full of coppers to the tesco coinstar, its right by the entrance to the big fucking megastore, couldnt sleep ona saturday morning still wired so decided to drive down and finally turn them in thinking it would be quiet, was a bank holiday weekend I think and it was fucking rammed, anyway emptyed out all 2 bottles into the tray, look at the screen "sorry coinstar is currently out of order", so spend the next 20 mins picking them out a tight hole and putting them back in the jar handfull at a time.

Coinstars take a hefty dent out the final amount though, I had a silvers only jobby that came to around £80 and I think it took £15 off me

aye im guilty as a skim reader
 
I fucking love Istanbul.

Are there still those little bars running along the galetta bridge? Used to be lined up all along the bridge with people fishing there. Was fucking great. They were on about banning fishing from the bridge, but this was about 20 years ago. Would be a shame, some of the people fishing there are there all day every day.

Might go to Istanbul again soon. Me and the missis are on about going away for a few days without the boy, the grandparents can come down for a few days and look after him. And I need a new backgammon set.

I'm pretty sure my Turkish is still good enough not to get skanked everywhere too. Certainly remember enough to quash any amorous advances from the "brothers" of carpet shop owners. :D

Mendo_K said:
I took my 2 nescafe jars full of coppers to the tesco coinstar, its right by the entrance to the big fucking megastore, couldnt sleep ona saturday morning still wired so decided to drive down and finally turn them in thinking it would be quiet, was a bank holiday weekend I think and it was fucking rammed, anyway emptyed out all 2 bottles into the tray, look at the screen "sorry coinstar is currently out of order", so spend the next 20 mins picking them out a tight hole and putting them back in the jar handfull at a time.
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=D i dunno why but that's a fucking ace story =D You know some things just tickle you more than they should?
 
Plan went better in my head, a dead tecso store, nice amount of money and grab some booze whilst I was there, i got the looks of "is he actually looking for lost coins in the tray" ,felt like I needed to shout ITS NOT WORKING.

The weathers gone back to being cloudy, but weirdly hot and humid. Talking of Istanbull I saw Midnight express on the telly last night, dont know why I havent seen it before,
 
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Has anyone who used to be a member of a well-known torrent site beginning with demonoid which was closed down a while back received an invitation to log in to a new site hosted in the US from someone claiming that 'Through an amazing sequence of unlikely events, the data on those Ukrainian servers has made its way into the safe hands of members of our community and has now been re-launched'? Cos I have and it seems monstrously to me, almost as though logging in is going to confirm to someone or other that yes, you are the person who downloaded x y and z from them over the years.
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http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/05...ail-claiming-resurrection-get-malware-instead
 
My cousin came to visit from Paris, went to the station to pick her up. Brought her to this cool place that has a huge wine and beer selection, had a tray of ham, cheeses and focaccias. Glad to hear say that wine here in Italy is miles better than what they drink in france. Will probably be a tourist guide for the next week.

Tomorrow she's coming skating with us, my horny hopeless wop mates will be over here as she's way hotter than the girls we usually hang out. Sometimes you just wish you were a redneck.
 
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Anyone ever been on Noodle and had a look at there credit rating, its free. Noodle.co.uk

Anyway didnt know they could find out such detailed information about you, it shows all open loans which I currently have, all previous closed loans (up to like 4 years ago).

The balance of my banks accounts each month for every month going back to 2009 :/ and then all searches on my credit rating by people in the past 24 months (16 searches..) dunno if thats bad or not about 6 of them are by Anti-Money Laundering service, fuck is that? and the rest are credit checks,quotation checks, general insurance etc

Anyway DIDNT need its own thread, not enough quality. Are all them searches basically going to fuck up any loan application I make...?
 
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