Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

[Myshkin]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Repeat ad nauseam.

 

[Shambles]

Mz Marmz: Watched all of that series. Am always interested in whats/whys/whens/hows of foody stuff. I still eat some pretty shocking stuff but do so knowing the score. Cheap trumps quality more often than not. If situation was different then that would likely change... but can't really see my situation changing anytime soon so informed and resigned is mostly my approach to foodstuffs.

 

[Marmalade]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Repeat ad nauseam.

Kate Moss needs slapping for that line

 

[Myshkin]

Kate Moss needs slapping for that line

Don't mention lines! She'll sue!

I'm not a fan of slapping anybody, but she probably deserves it. More so for hanging around with third-rate rock stars and trying to be a two-bob Nico though. At least in my eyes.

 

[masaz]

Yet again, misinformation. Post your findings.

's true. Both our horses have 'unfit for human consumption' marked on their passports because they've been pumped full of bute and fuck knows what else they give to horses. Horses are unusually adept at injuring themselves and even the ones that don't are routinely sedated for stuff like dentists visits, etc.

Horse meat is fine as long as its regulated properly, which this obviously hasn't been because it shouldn't even be there.

Anyways just got my £40 from Mazuma, happy days, got some Strongbow and some decent food in, chilling in bed with bunny now, she's just yawned and stretched out next to me

Although facing away from me, so her arse is basically in my face but hey ho.

edit: I bought some incense yesterday and my housemate just wandered past, sniffed the air, and went 'oh god I LOVE incest!'.

Made my day.

 

[watsons torment]

you'd be lucky to find horse meat in a kebab. arse lips nose and testicles of rat is more likely.

BOAK

 

[jancrow]

But sometimes it just seems so RIGHT! I'm rather picky about where I'll buy them and am lucky enough to have a couple of good local babbies which have never let me down.

Just had a cuppa with Albion! is strong in him. There was an electrical storm when he turned up, and a rain of frogs.

edit: it was a very tasteful rain of frogs; they all had little hats and shoes.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Kebab factory Not bad actually :D Some decent meat going in to those things.

 

[Albion]

But sometimes it just seems so RIGHT! I'm rather picky about where I'll buy them and am lucky enough to have a couple of good local babbies which have never let me down.

Just had a cuppa with Albion! is strong in him. There was an electrical storm when he turned up, and a rain of frogs.

edit: it was a very tasteful rain of frogs; they all had little hats and shoes.

I believe lightning struck the Pope when I arrived at your door, Jan

 

[parttime crackhead]

what do you say instead of "rolling" then?

I know I'm late to the party, can't be fucked catching up with the rest of the missed gibberings. In reply to this I prefer "swedged". Or if you're far too fucked, like can't go on, had too much, hometime material "scoobied". Scoobied could also mean specifically on scoobies though (Scooby Doos=Blues=Valium).

UK slang kicks the baws aff US slang. Glasgow slang kicks the absolute cunt out of everything. Ya bam.


In other news, this is how they roll in the Czech Republic

2 Jim Beams in the pub gets you a padlock. 3 Jim Beams gets you a blade!

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Please tell me you've made that up.

 

[parttime crackhead]

The Jim Beam thing? My mate lives in Prague. He picked that up in the pub today. You don't even send off for it, you collect your padlock or knife at the bar apparently.

 

[Mailmonkey]

UK slang kicks the baws aff US slang. Glasgow slang kicks the absolute cunt out of everything. Ya bam.


In other news, this is how they roll in the Czech Republic

2 Jim Beams in the pub gets you a padlock. 3 Jim Beams gets you a blade!

Glasgow slang is fucking ace. The best. i'd love to talk about dunting swdgers and stuff but I'd sound like a twat, you need to be Glaswegian to use that sort of talk..... my grandad was from Wishaw, he died when i was about 20, i'm better than a lot of English people at deciphering Glaswegian, but even after 20 years of listening to me grandad I only ever got about 50% of what he was on about.

Fucking hell on the jim Beam promotion 8( , imagine that going down well in Glasgow....

 

[ColtDan]

Hows it going ladys and gents

 

[One Thousand Words]

Don't tell me there's heroin in my ecstasy pills while you're putting dog shit in my burger.

Fucking word. The out rage about eating horse meat is misdirected. A lean protein source from an animal that for the most part lives a free range and happy life isn't that bad. Too many people think of horses as a creature that can count to ten by tapping on the ground but forget about the evil ones who run into battle or bite you on the fleshy part of your arm because you are too slow with their feed. The out rage should be that we live in one of the most heavily government regulated time in history, where Big Brother tells us even how to cross the road, yet the basics such as food production is left up to blind luck and trust.

In other news I am having oysters washed down with Piper for Valentines day because it puts lead in my pencil.

 

[ColtDan]

Well said

 

[masaz]

What's going on here, then?

Drunk as fuck, have found myself in a haiku battle with my ex.

God I love haiku.

edit: she just conceded defeat to:

A punch in the face
It hurts like a million
Geese that may be dead

 

[Ceres]

bad&wicked delete some pm's

 

[Mailmonkey]

I've got a bit of ketamine %)

How much will put me in a hole? Last time I did ket was in 1998, I can count on one hand the number of times i did it....the mate who always had it always sorted it, he used to rack up 3 lines, the first couple would be , well I can't remember, but the third one always holed me, the lines were always about the same size as each other.

A couple of times I remember trying to do more after the hole, but didn't notice a lot of effect, certainly couldn't get near the hole again.

What is the effect of a small line? Is it even worth it? i only ever did it in order to get to the hole, but from reading on here it seems a lot of people jst do little bits for a buzz of some sort....

 

[parttime crackhead]

I like doing small bumps of ket in a club, nice dunt. Coke sized lines (yes, that's how exact my measurements are haha) while watching a film. If you wanna k-hole though then I'd go for at least 250mg, if not a bit more.

I wish I had a bit of ket. But I REALLY wish I had a bit of weed. Can't get any local tonight, might be able to get some local(ish) at the weekend. I fancy getting some "eye-grade-blud" in though but my man dem hasn't got back to me on that one yet.