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Gibberings: CXXI Primary school discipline

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last night while i was waiting at a bar to meet some mates i was convinced i was being watched :-P
it was prob more to do with me looking all sketchy and para
some diaz would have been nice lol hmmm.
some people never learn :-/
 
farmaz said:
I am so happy :)

Just skitting round to get some baccy & some woman stopped me with one of those clipboards & asked if I smoke.
Cut a long story short I took one of those customer question things & got a free 1/2oz of baccy from JPS & one of those rolling kits too & in a weeks time I get a £5 voucher for free also.

I am very happy atm, free 14g of tobacco & £5 high street voucher whatever the fuck that is.
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This or similar has happened to me.

One time i was walking along the Street in town n a pal cameup to me n said " Quick go to the Westgate hotel n tell them i sent you n you smoke rollups "

i did so & upon entry i was signed up for some market research done by Gallacher Tobacco , we got £25 for just over n hour & 50gs of Tobacco it was interesting as well they also bought us 3 pints , i think it was meant to be one but we were putting them away rapid .
I thought that i contributed quite alot to the research compared to some of the fukwits their :)

the other time was yonks ago when i lived in Bournemouth n they were plotted up in the offie it was when Swan had just started doing Baccy any1 remember ? Anyway for 5 mins i got 25gs n some vouchers .

The £25 one was ace as two of us got on it . So we had enough for a half teenth n a 20 stone . We were skint to .

It's great init Farmaz ?
 
acieed_ed said:
last night while i was waiting at a bar to meet some mates i was convinced i was being watched :-P
it was prob more to do with me looking all sketchy and para
some diaz would have been nice lol hmmm.
some people never learn :-/
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Think we all been there tbh.
Just before Xmas I got stoned & went Xmas shopping & was sure the Security were going to jump on me.

I find the worst is the "para freaks" you get off good Coke, I used to chill with a serious crack head & she used to think people were watching us in the flat (14th floor high in a Council block) & she would just go totally nuts which would set me off.
Guess smoking crack for 12 hours has that effect on you though :)

Any plans for the wk/end acieed_ed?.......
 
brimz said:
This or similar has happened to me.

One time i was walking along the Street in town n a pal cameup to me n said " Quick go to the Westgate hotel n tell them i sent you n you smoke rollups "

i did so & upon entry i was signed up for some market research done by Gallacher Tobacco , we got £25 for just over n hour & 50gs of Tobacco it was interesting as well they also bought us 3 pints , i think it was meant to be one but we were putting them away rapid .
I thought that i contributed quite alot to the research compared to some of the fukwits their :)

the other time was yonks ago when i lived in Bournemouth n they were plotted up in the offie it was when Swan had just started doing Baccy any1 remember ? Anyway for 5 mins i got 25gs n some vouchers .

The £25 one was ace as two of us got on it . So we had enough for a half teenth n a 20 stone . We were skint to .

It's great init Farmaz ?
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lol @ "So we had enough for a half teenth n a 20 stone . We were skint to" :)

I am very happy tbh Brimz, I guess thats Karma for all the times I given beggers & people that are down on their luck a few roll up's.
The weird thing was the roll up example they did at the question table they said was illegal to give me yet they give me a 1/2oz & everything else to make it when I walk out.

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I have no idea tbh Brimz, I only know it as John Player special.
Strange thing is once you rolled one it looks 100% like a normal cigarette, guess it's made for people that think smoking roll ups looks "chavish"
The baccy tastes quite nice though.

If it was anything like Bayside tobacco I would have taken it back :)
 
Never been given baccy, cash nor beer for market research. Me and a mate did once, however, get some bloke and his assistant in the shopping centre who was signing folk up to switch to whatever gas company he worked for to buy us a bottle of Gee's each from Boots in return for us both giving him a false name and address. Amazing the cheek you get when you're on a mission sometimes :D

Farmaz: Doesn't that cig-making thingy make fat as fuck rollies? I cannot imagine trying to smoke a standard-sized cig made from rolling baccy. Would make me heave.
 
I remember you saying about the Gee's sketch Shammy .

That £25 sketch was fukin ace the more i think about it this was in like 1999 so £25 was obviously more back then n the Drugs were beter.
 
Shambles said:
Amazing the cheek you get when you're on a mission sometimes
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QFT ;) :)

Farmaz: Doesn't that cig-making thingy make fat as fuck rollies? I cannot imagine trying to smoke a standard-sized cig made from rolling baccy. Would make me heave.
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The baccy is really thin & it looks like it has been cut up.
In the Kit it says to only use the selected Tobacco from JPS as it is "special design" for the machine, I smell a scam tbh.

I can smoke anything tbh shambles, I have even used Snus in a roll up before (knock I am looking your way my Snus bredrin ;))
 
roll ups looking "chavish"... that baffles me. who gives a fuck what it looks like

got some vallie groggy-ness, starting to get a bit annoying
 
brimz said:
That £25 sketch was fukin ace the more i think about it this was in like 1999 so £25 was obviously more back then n the Drugs were beter.
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Was a score and a half that, Brimz. Would have made my day, my week, my month and possibly my year in that situation. "Half a teenth and twenty stone" =D

Farmaz: I can't be doing with chunky rollies. Have always smoked "prison tabs" even though I've never been inside. Had to make 'em a bit fatter since I started using filters instead of roaches but can only do the ultraslim ones.

Also, ya - does sound a bit of a scam that you can only use their baccy in their machine. Don't blame 'em for trying but is not summat I'd go in for. Would take the freeby though :D

In other news, I think that lil bit of kratom I had a lil while ago may be doing summat. Definitely feeling slightly perkier just now. Either that or this coffee is a lot stronger than usual 8o
 
same, i always roll proper quite thin ciggies. nicely smokeable. had some person ask for a cig the other day, gave him a rizzla and some baccy, the same amount as id smoke, n he started moaning that it wasnt enough baccy. what a cheeky ungrateful bastard
 
ColtDan said:
roll ups looking "chavish"... that baffles me. who gives a fuck what it looks like
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Same for me tbh but when I worked in places before I had people offer me their Embassy etc & look at me like I was spitting Ebola on the floor when I made a roll up.

Farmaz: I can't be doing with chunky rollies. Have always smoked "prison tabs" even though I've never been inside. Had to make 'em a bit fatter since I started using filters instead of roaches but can only do the ultraslim ones.

Also, ya - does sound a bit of a scam that you can only use their baccy in their machine. Don't blame 'em for trying but is not summat I'd go in for. Would take the freeby though
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I know 'bout those prison smokes, had a few mates locked up before & when they come out they were so damn tight with there baccy.

"Would take the freeby though" - Free is the best price shambles ;)
 
Shambles said:
"Free" is about the only price I can afford these days, Farmaz :\
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Same here tbh, saving to go "Up North" on the 14th Feb so times are hard atm

Damn woman gone & ate 400mg of the MDAI she ordered for me as a treat :(
She touches the MXE from Holland & I will kill her, that damn woman is more of a MXE freak than I am.
 
^ Who you saying "please" to, Acieed? Nobody's forcing it up yer shnozzer ;)

I know what you mean though. Sometimes a break is required.

farmaz said:
Damn woman gone & ate 400mg of the MDAI she ordered for me as a treat :(
She touches the MXE from Holland & I will kill her, that damn woman is more of a MXE freak than I am.
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Ha! That'll be "commission" then. Can't expect to get away without paying a service charge for owt these days 8)
 
Shambles said:
Ha! That'll be "commission"
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"The Commission
Uncle Paulie, Big Ditti
Caesar Leo DeGenero
Tony Baltimore, Iceberg Slim
The most shadiest, Frank Baby"

I guess we all have to pay "Tax" on stuff sadly :(

@acieed_ed
Hold your head up mate, I never got into coke in powder tbh I prefer it washed up but I can relate to how you feel.
Still going into rehab?.......
 
Good idea, Acieed. I find a bit of "art therapy" is very soothing. Have zero talent meself but enjoy it all the same. Took an evening course in abstract art a coupla years back and the social (well, some agency associated with 'em anyway) bought me a shitload of art materials. Really enjoyed it and definitely helps keep yer mind occupied. Better than spunking more cash on coke anyway, no? :)

In other news, finally managed to fill out that bastard ATOS form. Christ it goes on. And on. And on. And on... My hand aches from having to write the exact same bloody thing in about a gazillion and three seperate boxes. All of which are either far too small or far too big. How can it be so hard to work out how big a box needs to be and why can't you just put "see other box for details - stop asking the same bloody question in slightly different wordings you useless nobbers". Maybe I should've - would help add "flavour" to demonstrate iffy mental state no end :D
 
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