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Gibberings CXX : Minty Superfreqs et al.

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i goto go im going into a meeting to save my job with the area manager in a min
pray for me bl ;-)
 
farmaz said:
acieed_ed you know me & you were voted the biggest cunts on BL & without question the cunt kings of EADD?........
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No you weren't. it was just an offhand comment by mugz ... you're such a drama queen with a victim mentality. I can't remember seeing a more insecure person than you ever @ BL. Grow up.

As far as I can tell, barring a few peeps, acieed_ed is well liked and a cool dude.
 
jancrow said:
^ if it came with a little allen key or what have you make sure he tapes it somewhere under a shelf, because I nearly went mental taking an ikea bed apart a couple of weeks ago. The original allen key was nowhere to be found at first and the standard keys I had were too long to fit into some of the crevices you need to go into to take the thing apart. Luckily it turned up in another room but after an extremely annoying half hour trying to grip the bolts with pliers, skinning my knuckles and all that good stuff.
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I can definitely relate to this

I've got about 6 of the Billy bookcases, as well as 4 of those Malm chest of draws, just cause they were so cheap and fairly plain. Not bad quality either
 
Ikea stuff is alright quality I think, I agree with Brimz though that shopping there is like hell on earth, I have a drawer reserved for all the allen keys and spare bits that don't fit anywhere, it's a nightmare, put stuff in there and forget about them forever. Never go in the drawer.
 
jancrow said:
Keep the keys... and don't feed them after midnight or your drawers will be overflowing (oo-er).
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they have these little round locking mechanisms that look like a little metal spool for sewing machines. They lock the screws on almost all of their flatpack items. If you lose one of those yer fucked because they're totally unique to them

Theyre pretty decent with letting you have spare parts tho ... allen keys and those little wooden dowling pegs .. Their customer service/returns area has a whole section of little spare parts like that which you can nab for free. I've got a nice little pile of spares I 'collected' while waiting for 30 minutes for a refund one day

Ben So Furry said:
Ikea stuff is alright quality I think, I agree with Brimz though that shopping there is like hell on earth, I have a drawer reserved for all the allen keys and spare bits that don't fit anywhere, it's a nightmare, put stuff in there and forget about them forever. Never go in the drawer.
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Mornings, before 1pm are usually quiet, and you can get free tea n coffee if you have one of their points cards.

My first visit was on Boxing Day, in about 1998 ... fuck me, never again
 
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Free tea and coffee? Never knew that. The final straw came for me on one of those big sale days, it was horrible. Chaos.

I remember buying a whole bedroom set: wardrobes, bedside cabinets etc. from Argos and it was dire quality. Broke most of it while trying to build it the screws kept smashing through the cheap wood. Cost a fortune aswell. Ikea stuff is much better.
 
I've remembered an old Alexei Sayle gag, something like 'I spent all morning trying to put up an Ikea wardrobe and I got so frustrated that I took it into the garden and smashed the crap out of it... If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.'
 
ha ha, nice, Doctor Martins boots etc.

I don't want to leave the house I'm all snug, warm and settled I must though at some point though to see a pharmacist. Lazy I am.

I have two cats, one is really skinny the other is fat, I feed them the same amount of food each, how can this be?
 
jancrow said:
I've remembered an old Alexei Sayle gag, something like 'I spent all morning trying to put up an Ikea wardrobe and I got so frustrated that I took it into the garden and smashed the crap out of it... If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.'
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hah! I heart Alexei tons .. I read in the guardian that he's returning to standup this year and doing some new live shows, so I'll hopefully try n catch 'im live.

ben so: the Boxing Day that I went on was one of those sale days. it was fucking bedlam.
 
Thing is the skinny one is a right scavenger nicking things off folks BBQ's and going through bins etc. He'll rip food right out of your hand if it in his reach. I have a constant battle with to keep him off them kitchen surfaces. Does my head right in. I'm constantly cleaning the sides down The fat one is good as gold never steals etc.
 
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