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^ I'm pinching that :D

snolly said:
Sorry to hear that, fucking lol @ the roof thing though.
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so did I :) might make a funny anecdote for the vicar to mention... maybe not. It was a timber yard roof he fell through and the article header is Timber! and it calls him 'hapless burglar' lol. He made everyone laugh, so its fitting he raises a few smiles. Thanks everyone. I was hoping for no deaths in my immediate circle for 2013..

It did cross my mind that brimz may have known him back in the day cos he worked out of easton, and then I realised I havent seen brimz post recently. I haven't been on much admittedly. I hope he's ok.
 
^ bless. my uncle died yesterday. remembering to think that in times of sadness you can still be happy. me and my cousin today walking though lots of untrodden snow :) like breathing out thru your nostrils on a cawld awld day. ;)

also at the above. dress me in latex any day; but you'd have to get it off me quick ;)
 
Look, hate to be the comedian at a wake and all that but if this doesn't liven up soon Imma have to fuck off to ED to kick some puppies for entertainment.
 
How about a picture of some large erections?

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Evening all. Someone was talking about shoes a few pages back:

I went to my 1-year appraisal at work on Monday, in front of the two directors of the company. All was going well, then they asked how a meeting with a client went, so I said how well it went of course. Then he looked at me and asked 'so, did you wear the same shoes for it?'. I was a bit dumbfounded then he pointed at my shoes, and low and behold I had on two completely different pairs of black shoes. One old and ragged, with a small bite where the dog took a chunk out of it, the other brand new and shiny.

Luckily they thought it was really funny haha, I felt like a right tit.
 
farmaz said:
I wished my missus looked like that MM, that's made my day tbh :) :) :)

I agree latex is far better than rubber imo & has a great smell too.
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Yeah rubber can be too thick too, doesn't hug the figure like latex, my wife is very slim, size 10 and only 34a bobs, but latex is extremely flattering. Equaly I know some right porkers, who can always find a particular latex dress style to flatter them too.

Westward bound make it all to order for you,you can choose the colours and trim colours too,,really great stuff on there...fabuloursnew semi transparent, and pearlsheen colours too. :)

Shame the actual shop is closing, they do 99% of their business online now,and 90% is overseas, so seems little point them keeping on their lovely shop in Plymouth, its a shame I used to love going i there and looking and chosing colours etc....

Might have to get something soona again.

BTW, gimp suits etc are a no-no, I thik they look ridiculous on men, any latex, and my missis would find it hilarious,and not sexy.
 
Those gimp suits that they can inflate so the person inside looks like an over inflated ball are hysterical,looks so bloody bizarre.
It never ceases to amaze me what people come up with in the name of sex to make it more fun,exciting or whatever their reason.
I am happy leading the celibate life, suits me down to the ground.
 
Evenin', all :)

Almost forgot how much I <3 peev + geeb. Almost. An absent coupla days in more than one way but sadly/thankfully was only a snifter or so of each. Such a tease :!

But teasing has it's place. Probably. Distinct lack of psychosis is a surprisingly mixed blessing 8)

In other news, I have a feeling I may be forced into another lengthy absence soonish. Nowt to do with headmashing drugs for once though unfortunately. Those kinda absences are entirely down to me so mostly fixable. This time it looks like just shitty luck. Been moaning about me lappy playing up for a while now but has gotten worse now and seriously appears to be at death's door :(

The deafening roar of an overactive fan has been replaced with deathly silence. Again a mixed blessing. The peace is nice, the fact that the fan appears to have completely died is less so. Means it (the strung-out lappy) keeps switching itself of at regular intervals cos it gets more than a tad hot. Even when it's on the screen keeps blacking (and sometimes whiting) out so is virtually unusable at times anyway. Fiddling with the power cable and battery (well, pulling out or plugging in one or t'other) when it's on the fritz in a big way helps a bit but the writing does seem to be on the wall. Is utter arsery cos I can't even begin to afford to get it replaced in the forseeable. As it is me internetz/phone and gas are gonna be cut off this weekend unless I can somehow convince 'em not to. Bugger.

/lengthy whinge
 
Sorry to hear that Shambles. Can you not buy a cheap smartphone that will allow you to get onto the internet & emails etc?
 
I've got a Compag netbook but am pretty disappointed with it. Cost ~£300 off eBay (supposedly a display model - not quite second hand as such but not exactly unused either) about two years ago. For reasons I won't go into it was basically a gift - I could never have afforded such a thing meself. Isn't the kinda gift that grows on trees though. Was unbelievably fortunate and grateful that I got it at all.

I'm sure my internetz habits are shite for 'puters - I tend to have 'em on 24/7 either cos I'm up for days (not so much of late though) or just cos it's my only window on the outside world plus my only way of watching telly, films, listen to music (well, other than fuckloads of scratched CDs and an old tape/CD player thingy which just ain't the same). Really dunno what I'll do if/when it loses the will to live completely :(

Me old PC was a lot more robust despite far more abuse than this thing has ever seen. Still died eventually but took one helluve beating 8o

Max: MamaSham actually gave me her old phone just t'other day. Has got internetz on it but she could never get it to work. Haven't tried it yet cos got no credit on it but if it's anything like me last one it's possible to get online but not on BL cos it's blocked and you can only get it unblocked if you give 'em credit card details for some stupid reason and I don't have a credit card :\
 
mines on 24/7 near enough for 6 years, covered in ash and powders.

working a treat again now i've cleaned up my drives, updateddrivers etc.
 
My phone is payg with Orange and it blocks what it classes adult sites but I just downloaded the Opera browser onto my phone and it allows me access to Bluelight and everything else. I don't own a computer so all my emails etc and posting is done on my £100 phone that I usually top up with £10 ~ £15 each month.
Or if you can go into a shop for whichever network your phone is on you can ask in store to have the adult barring removed.
 
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