Gibberings CXX : Minty Superfreqs et al.

[backroll]

If there's anything that annoys me about my cat it's this. You've moaned for half an hour, eat the fucking food and stop staring at me! Oh, what's that? You don't like chicken in jelly any more, the only thing that your taste buds would accept the last three months. You're going to eat the jelly but leave the actual meat in the bowl to turn into horrible little dry chunks that I have to scoop out before they rot? Thanks.

That and sitting on keyboards.

Damnnnn, they love that jelly! And lol at the keyboard thing, wwwwwwwwwwwdawwewrerrrrrrrrrriddddddddddqqqqqqqqqqwwwwwwweeeeejjjjjjj

 

[knock]

Fuck THAT shit. Cocaine is now no longer God's way of telling you you've got too much money.

My local Asda stopped stocking the organic stuff a while back so lazercat slums it these days. Thing is for me buying organic meat is not about the quality of the food for the consumer but the treatment of the consumed animal. Organic = free range+. So whether it's me or the cat that eats it makes no difference.

 

[jancrow]

I guess that makes sense.

 

[masaz]

This gave me chills down my spine. I've been known to go through phases of checking my shoes before putting them on. Never found anything yet, thankfully.

I make other people do it :D

Went out one night with this biiiiig bastard, proper hard lad, noticed he had a massive spider on his back so we told him and he took off down the street screaming and smacking his back into walls lol

 

[farmaz]

Hi snolly
How you keeping today?..........

Every time I look into my neighbours garden & see the rabbit cage I think of you know, your damn rabbit posts gone cursed my mind you evil Witch.
I should have you burned for using black rabbit majik on me ffs.

 

[farmaz]

@Snolly

Makes even my cold, black heart that pumps Datura & evil black majik go all soft & fuzzy, I love animals too much.
Dogs are #1 & I think rabbits are now #2 tbh

http://www.coolanimalworld.com/gall...HD wallpapers 1920x1200 (17).jpg?m=1349309825

 

[farmaz]

My fucking God, insert manshame here

It's my womans b'day in less than 1 week & I decided to get her some sexy underwear so I went to 2 places, 1st being Ann summers & the 2nd La Senza.

I now know what a "babydoll / merry widow" is & also "body" is too, what ever happened to white Y fronts I wonder?............

I got to admit those rassclart babydool things are ssssoooo sexy, The sales woman was some early 20's, perfect hair/teeth/tan looking females. She was holding up all these uber sexy clothes & had the most perfect feet I seen in ages, all amazing french pedicure. Here is me smacked up to the hills trying so damn hard to keep my dick down. OMFG I made a right idiot of myself, I just asked for the website address & got the fuck outta there quick.
I could feel myself going a deeper shade of red by the second.

Why it feels so bad to buy womens clothes like that is beyond me but when you got a perfect, sexy woman like that all men get strange I think.

I got to admit though I can now add "babydoll / merry widow" to my kink list, My wench would look so damn hot in one of those with her 36 DD boobs, G-string & stripper heels bent over the table booty popping to DJ Assault (or any Ghetto tech tbh)

any other EADD men get shamed buying female sexy clothes?..........
I kept thinking that the women are going to think I wear the stuff or take it home & sniff it while jacking off

*Insert man shame smiley here*

 

[parttime crackhead]

booty popping to DJ Assault (or any Ghetto tech tbh)

A bit of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ben8eMFPnxc

I was at that, eckied off my chops sweating like fuck in an old warehouse in Glasgow (same place I'm going this weekend actually).

 

[farmaz]

A bit of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ben8eMFPnxc

I was at that, eckied off my chops sweating like fuck in an old warehouse in Glasgow (same place I'm going this weekend actually).

Sorry PTCH I ain't got audio on this PC atm.

In terms of Ghetto tech DJ Assault is the best but that is my view.
Have a listen to this & then you can decide if it's the same.

DJ Assault - Yo Relatives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKO7P_4BCYk

Last time I was with my woman I had her in a fancy bra with matching G-string, huge 5" striper heels booty popping to that tune I linked, she hated it to begin with but can do it really well now, I am glad tbh as I find it a HUGE turn on

 

[parttime crackhead]

It's just DJ Funk doing a DJ set. It's very similar. There was probably some DJ Assault tracks in amongst that set.

 

[farmaz]

only ever heard a very small selection of DJ Funk.
From what I heard it is Ghetto Tech but it has been a while since I heard any sets by him

 

[farmaz]

Do any EADD females see it as "bad" if a man went into ann summers & was looking for a 36DD sexy underwear set?
would you think in your womans mind he was going to wear it himself?.........

tbh this scene was going through my mind................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye, DJ Funk is total ghetto tech. Not the sort of stuff I normally listen to but he was shit-hot live. Took a bit of convincing to get my mates to go & see him because there was some normal techno playing in another room (can't remember who) & DJ Funk plays "FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!" type stuff haha. Afterwards every single one of them said I was 100% right & that it was fucking great despite his actual mixing skills being terrible.

This was the full line-up for the day. Excellent day out.

Dubfire
Nitzer Ebb
DJ Funk
Mark Houle
Karotte
Nick Curly
Optimo
Instra:Mental
Orde Meikle (Slam) + Graeme Reedie (Silicone Soul)
Pro Vinalyist Karim

 

[farmaz]

DJ Funk plays "FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!" type stuff haha.

Yep that's Ghetto Tech
Like 2 live crew but for the 21st century, music for sexy lady's in crazy high stripper shoes & G-strings to bounch their ass too

Dj Assault - Hoe's Get Naked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_9Tt4i9oBg

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Having avoided nearly all the serious snow over the last week I've just driven up to my house barely visible in a blizzard.

 

[farmaz]

Having avoided nearly all the serious snow over the last week I've just driven up to my house barely visible in a blizzard.

West Mids aint to good atm mate.
The snow has all been mashed up & froze again into a solid block of snow/ice hybrid, it's fucking brutal to walk on sadly>

My kind woman has got me some spike things off Amazon to wear though, God I love her sssooo much

interWise® 10-STUD Ice Traction Universal Slip-on Stretch fit Snow & Ice Spikes
http://www.amazon.co.uk/WinterWise-...ZZLK/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1358958098&sr=8-6

Anyone fucks with me when I got them on I will kick them in the shin or face

 

[farmaz]

Having avoided nearly all the serious snow over the last week I've just driven up to my house barely visible in a blizzard.

what kid of area you rest up at SHM?.........

 

[swampdragon]

Do any EADD females see it as "bad" if a man went into ann summers & was looking for a 36DD sexy underwear set? would you think in your womans mind he was going to wear it himself?.........

Er, not really.. depends if it were my size or not. I'd hope that I'd be getting a present from Ann Summers.. or is that thinking too rationally?

Having avoided nearly all the serious snow over the last week I've just driven up to my house barely visible in a blizzard.

I want snow. I've been hoping for a snow day since last Friday and I've been able to get to work every day. Not fair.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

what kid of area you rest up at SHM?.........

One with its own bleedin' micro-climate apparently. At the foot of some mountains in Wales.
Still very little snow here really, but a few miles away the main road is now closed due to the snow.

I want snow. I've been hoping for a snow day since last Friday and I've been able to get to work every day. Not fair.

My g/f's thoughts entirely, though she got sent home this morning. Where are you? (Roughly)

 

[ColtDan]

They rolley hills of devon

NSFW:

2 hours to get home from work, roads are a fucking nightmare and have started to flood