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Gibberings CXX : Minty Superfreqs et al.

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jancrow said:
My top haircare tip is never to buy anti dandruff shampoos because they're shit and seem to manage the problem to the extent that you keep using them, especially Head and Shoulders. Use regular shampoo and add your own antifungal ingredient and dandruff is wiped out, sometimes for months at a time. My preferred additives are a blob of athlete's foot cream or a few drops of tea tree oil.
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No dandruff here :p

parttime crackhead said:
Just standard shampoo. Same as most people. You made that post as though you'd just realised that shampoo was good for washing hair lol.
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Correct. I've always thought it was for girls.
 
So not only do you want my beauty secrets, you want me to psychically divine which ones will be useful to you before posting them?
 
jancrow said:
So not only do you want my beauty secrets, you want me to psychically divine which ones will be useful to you before posting them?
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No, I just want you not to assume I have a flaky scalp ;)

But I'm sure your tip will help someone who does, so thanks!
 
knock said:
I've been using VO5 shampoo and conditioner the last couple of days, it makes some difference, my hair is shiny, smooth and manageable. I'm not going back to soap!

So I guess my question is, recommended hair/pube products? The VO5 was left in my bathroom by my ex. The conditioner comes in a pink bottle, so I'm not buying that myself.
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How Metrosexual........
 
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How I picture Knock & his Metrosexual bonce.
 
parttime crackhead said:
There you are, you've learned a thing today. Tomorrow give toothpaste a try, you'll find it works well for brushing your teeth.
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My teeth are pampered, they've been whitened and straightened and I use an electric toothbrush with fancy shmancy Oral-B toothpaste, interdental brushes and mouthwash too :p

Still an ugly cunt but you do what you can.
 
I don't have carpets (this is a lie, but I don't have many carpets). If you remember I spilled orange juice on my rug, which is now in a bin bag.
 
knock said:
My teeth are pampered, they've been whitened and straightened and I use an electric toothbrush with fancy shmancy Oral-B toothpaste, interdental brushes and mouthwash too :p

Still an ugly cunt but you do what you can.
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You do all that to your teeth yet it's taken you 40 odd years to figure out that shampoo does what it says on the bottle? You're a strange fellow.

If it makes you feel any better about my superior hair, my teeth are pretty knackered. Chipped a couple to fuck about 10 years ago opening beer bottles.
 
What else should Knock try out?..........

I reckon..........

butt plugs
electro shock batons
anal fisting
Nosophillia
jenkem
cotton wool buds


I must add I mean Nosophillia too, not Necrophillia
 
farmaz said:
What else should Knock try out?..........

I reckon..........

butt plugs
electro shock batons
anal fisting
nosophillia
jenkem
cotton wool buds
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Diverse list, I'm going to have to look up item 4.

edit: right I'm not sure how this is going to help with my hair.
 
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