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Gibberings CXX : Minty Superfreqs et al.

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I'M HOME FOR A BREAK, sorry caps, can't take any more jagged hailstones lashing at my cold wet legs. need coffee, and a new hat, I got a big thick knitted one on that weighs about 3 stone in the wet. ight even have to dig out some waterproof overtrousers to finish the round, cold and wet is one thing, but hailstone lashing is another.

RIP Somerset postie. :(

There was one last winter, cycled/fell into a freezing lake, shock and hypothermia killed him. :(

Most dangerous job in the world. Takes a special breed.
 
Good luck with it. I have some kind of booze switch in my head, it seems, I can turn off my desire for the stuff with the right frame of mind- no idea how or I'd let you know but I've not had a drop for 19 days now and nary a twinge.
 
Oof, not jealous of you mate. Was out earlier just down to the shops and was sliding all over the shop, actually wondered how the posties were doing today.

Quite well as it turns out! Mine has just brought me drugs and me 3DS charger =D

edit: no it was the DS lite charger I bought for my housemate. We must be apart yet another day, my dear Professor Layton :(
 
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Cheers farmaz will check it out in a bit

you ever seen Senna, man on wire, dreams of a Life? hunter s thompson gonzo doc is good as well. n load of others which i cant think of atm
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Yep seen them all that you listed.

That french guy that walks the high wire is crazy imo, balls of steel.

You on about the piece on H.S.T. that's voiced by Johnny Depp?..........If so I have it on DVD.
Hunter Thompson is a God to me, I have read nearly all of his work though I find some of his stuff boaring & I don't fully understand alot of the 1970's American Nixon stuff pieces like Fear & loathing in Elko I love.

Also have Kingdom of fear which is his Bio, done by the man himself.
 
Down at this private place for JSA & the idiots just gave me a sheet to work through which was total bash.

Stuff like "The wage is £5.40 per hour, how much do you get for a 30 hour week?" - ROFLMAO

Fucking idiots...............Just because I sign on does not mean I am retarded.

Go fetch me some Bludclart Spot the Dog, I finished Mikhail Bulgakov last night.

Fucking insulting CUNTS, I should do a Varg Vikerness on this building!!!!!!!!!!
 
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"Ya wha, I cur read nor write. I gets me JSA & spends it on Peng & white cider. Spot da dog is me bestist buk"

I HATE these JSA people & their whore offspring, I am so MAD about that test.
They think I sit around watching Jeremy Kyle all day, sniffing Jenkem & drinking Paint?......


EDIT - OMFG This guy next to me has one of those Wolf T-shirts & a fucking mullet.
I am truly in Hell :(

Wolf T-shirt link
http://www.tamstreasuresonline.co.u...ages/bark-at-the-moon-wolf-t-shirt-6262-p.jpg
 
parttime crackhead said:
Farmaz has it not occurred to you that not everyone who is signing on for JSA reads *insert standard list of Farmaz approved authors* & that the test is designed for people of all intelligence levels to gauge their capability?
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lmao @ *insert standard list of Farmaz approved authors*
I like you more each day PTCH :)

Well they should look at my work history & see I can add up, spell etc.
I can also break 28 grams into many different parts & do a magic trick that turns 28grams into 35grams also ;)
 
Jesus wept, got me to look into working in a Charity shop now :(

Time to sniff 2nd hand womens skirts around the groin area & drink free coffee till I piss pure Caffeine.

Hey MM get me a rassclart job at the Royal Mail you lazy swine.

A few months ago I was going to go into Porn (100% truth) tbh it is looking more of an option for me, I know I can do it as I have done terrible things over Skype with my woman & on Tinychat also.

EDIT - C.A.B. looks good, anyone ever worked there before?.......
 
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Ey up folks :)

been super productive and geeky recently, which has been good. Brushing up my code skills, still a noob but getting my head round more stuff. Managed to take a day off to eat some blotter with the lady last week, and walk round Roundhay Park in the snow. The best day I have had in ages, unbelievable fun, mega giggles and moments of beauty. despite my face apparently turning into fractal honeycombs quite a bit and this guy waiting for the bus looking like that stern blue Muppet with the beak, acid <3

that is all, hope everyone is well
 
I should be showing people here how to use the Internet, some idiot can't access facebook & had no idea what Proxy was!!!!!

I truly wonder about these people, sorry to rant EADD but these people are idiots.

"Yeah blud watch dis sik vid" *suck of teeth*

I truly worry these people have a Vote, can have kids, can drive a car, possibly own Guns etc............

I have truly found the missing link in the evolution of humans.
 
farmaz said:
A few months ago I was going to go into Porn (100% truth) tbh it is looking more of an option for me, I know I can do it as I have done terrible things over Skype with my woman & on Tinychat also.
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Gay for pay? Good luck with that man.

farmaz said:
I should be showing people here how to use the Internet, some idiot can't access facebook & had no idea what Proxy was!!!!!

I truly wonder about these people, sorry to rant EADD but these people are idiots.

"Yeah blud watch dis sik vid" *suck of teeth*

I truly worry these people have a Vote, can have kids, can drive a car, possibly own Guns etc............
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Fuck, are you on one of those week long "How not to be a dafty" courses? I can see why you're pissed off now. I got sent on one of those years ago. It was called Gateway To Work or someshit. Practically telling you how to write your name. Brutal.

The worst thing about it was the fact that some of the other folk there genuinely seemed to need it. They might as well have just fucking gave up, there was no hope for them lol.
 
No "G.F.P" here PTCH I promise you that.
I have contacts in the Porn field, I know a Escort that does films & I was going to do some films but changed my mind at the last moment as I had been hitting the PCP way to much & I can't cum for a few days after a good session on it.

Fuck, are you on one of those week long "How not to be a dafty" courses? I can see why you're pissed off now. I got sent on one of those years ago. It was called Gateway To Work or someshit. Practically telling you how to write your name. Brutal.
The worst thing about it was the fact that some of the other folk there genuinely seemed to need it. They might as well have just fucking gave up, there was no hope for them lol
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Yes that's where I am at sadly, maybe now you can understand why I am on the verge of Seppuku (Japanese ritual suicide where you cut your own stomach out with a knife)

I agree 1,000,000% with the edit part about having no hope for them.
I know EADD thinks I am an idiot etc but it will shock you but I am quite a smart guy when I am not fucked up on dope or ranting when I am mad.
 
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I've been using VO5 shampoo and conditioner the last couple of days, it makes some difference, my hair is shiny, smooth and manageable. I'm not going back to soap!

This isn't my pubes I'm talking about but I suppose that's the next step.


So I guess my question is, recommended hair/pube products? The VO5 was left in my bathroom by my ex. The conditioner comes in a pink bottle, so I'm not buying that myself.
 
My top haircare tip is never to buy anti dandruff shampoos because they're shit and seem to manage the problem to the extent that you keep using them, especially Head and Shoulders. Use regular shampoo and add your own antifungal ingredient and dandruff is wiped out, sometimes for months at a time. My preferred additives are a blob of athlete's foot cream or a few drops of tea tree oil.
 
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