Gibberings CXVIII: We used to score using phone boxes

[Shambles]

Phwoooaaar!!!

I'd do him. Twice.

 

[jancrow]

Man got dench sausage.

 

[Shambles]

It's hard not too see a chap like that and not be thinking "Big Gay Bear" but I doubt that's the look he was really aiming for tbh.

 

[Myshkin]

Oh I forgot there's some new graffiti down the road from me, in huge silver spray right across a red brick wall, just says

STAB YOUR FAMILY

KIDS ARE SHIT

Quality. :D

They'll never beat my two favourites though: "DAD'S A DICK" and (more puzzling) "BRING BACK THE HORSE".

 

[masaz]

LOL, this has just popped up on a friend's FB page via a mate of his, and looking at the mate's profile pics I also find this:

which I'm almost certain popped up on here a while back. IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

Russell Brand's let himsen go a bit

 

[Shambles]

Hahahahahahaha!

Good call, Snolls. There is definitely a whiff of Russell Brand around the eyes and mouth there.

 

[Shambles]

I'm quite fond of Russell Brand meself. I do accept I'm very much in the minority on that one though.

 

[tekkeN]

He's grown on me somewhat. Used to dislike him and still think he isn't especially funny but enjoyed Get Him to the Greek and liked how he was talking about addiction as having a solution on the telly

And if I could make millions out of talking a bit silly and using silly words..

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

That picture is Bill Bailey, not Russell Brand.

 

[jancrow]

Brand's voice and especially his laugh make me want to go at his throat with some secateurs. I heard him and made my mind up before I realised he'd apparently shagged loads of women, it's not jealousy.

 

[Shambles]

I totally get why people want to stab him in the eyes. But I just happen to think he's an intelligent bloke with some good ideas... albeit expressed in such a manner that most folks want to stab him in the eyes.

 

[jancrow]

Stabby wabby.

 

[Shambles]

Slashy washy.

 

[Shambles]

Ha! I've actually been saying the same whenever the topic comes up so can't even blame it on the (lack of) drugs. An acquired taste though I quite accept.

(still no tramadol by the way. woot and all that.)

 

[Cornishman]

This is all a bit mainstream for EADD.

Come on you hipsters.

 

[Shambles]

I had a pair of hipsters. Black velvet they were. Still got 'em in fact. The zip's broke though so they'd be more like anklesters than hipsters if I tried to wear 'em.

 

[scrooloose]

If the two bimbos and a different pharmacist is on the codeine linctus i can get with no problems. If i regularly order from the same site (2 bottles maximum), then their gonna sus on and stop me ordering surely?

 

[Shambles]

Somewhat random as an interjection... but I wouldn't worry until/unless the site says no to an order. There's nothing illegal going on. Maybe you just have a chronic cough. Or a large family prone to coughs. I doubt they give a shit really.

 

[masaz]

Reminds me my chronic cough is kicking in a bit So is my chronic 'I can't be fucking arsed with today'.

 

[ColtDan]

Just read that Michael McIntyre was the world's best selling live stand-up comedian last year... wtf