Yeah that I would have been mesmerised by that FUCK YOGA one
God when living in Bristol I was on dole at first, just volunteering in a couple of places mainly this building in Stokes Croft called Coexist (sure the Bris folk will know it) They do all sorts in there, bar, music, dance classes, community kitchen, festival offices, bike project etc, but they had loads of Yoga people and spiritual healers, that did massages there. there was this one Japanese guy who used to come in every Thursday, and charge 'suggested' £2 donation to hold his hand in front of your head for a few minuets while you had your eyes closed, never actually touching you at all. People would come back twice in a day giving him a fiver each time! I swear if he wasn't Japanese nobody would have gone near him