Gibberings CXVII: Not lowering meself...

[maxalfie]

Went to sign on earlier, must have been in the jobcentre for about 2mins maximum.
Basically I passed piece of paper over to show my job searches,woman didn't even pick it up, gave it a 20 second glance then said 'sign here' which I did and then it was "ok see you in two weeks".
How that is helping people back into work is beyond me, no interest from the staff whatsoever.

 

[Kronos]

Good aftie , aye nothing like a half decent kip after a bout of insomnia, almost as good as any drug! Spent the morning smoking gear and rewatching s3 of 24, love that show! might have a few xanax to go with it, i love lazy days

 

[masaz]

Stupidly got stoned before I went to the estate agents, started talking in an uncharacteristically posh voice for absolutely no reason and convinced myself they thought I was just some stoned weirdo wasting their time because I look about twelve.

 

[farmaz]

I'm fond of popping a xannie before work now and then;

Grimface works??!!!?!?!

Here I was thinking you sat on EADD all day doing nothing but reading posts, I am shocked

 

[farmaz]

Stupidly got stoned before I went to the estate agents, started talking in an uncharacteristically posh voice for absolutely no reason and convinced myself they thought I was just some stoned weirdo wasting their time because I look about twelve.

I wants a big house just like mommy & daddy

 

[maxalfie]

Hi Farmaz how are u doing mate? Did u get up to much on New Years Eve?

 

[maxalfie]

Stupidly got stoned before I went to the estate agents, started talking in an uncharacteristically posh voice for absolutely no reason and convinced myself they thought I was just some stoned weirdo wasting their time because I look about twelve.

Do we have our very own Hyacinth Bucket in Snolly?

 

[masaz]

I wants a big house just like mommy & daddy

That was essentially it

edit: Haha, hope I'm not turning into the Bucket woman

 

[farmaz]

Hi Farmaz how are u doing mate? Did u get up to much on New Years Eve?

Happy 2013 btw

NYE was ok I guess, had a dabble with 3HO-Ketamine but not a touch on 4MeO PCP in my view.
Found 1 of my old freinds has blown his mind on MDPV sadly & is in a real mess which was kind of sad for me to deal with.

Good news is for 2013 when that Court case I told you about is over I am looking at getting a new English family, the wench is on about packing her stuff up & getting the hell outta Norway (if Court goes well though) so I got my fingers crossed

Just saw your JSA comment, it's the same for me too unless I get stuck with this Asian woman, she runs her little desk like some god damn Siberian gulag, I just weep for her soul though as I know the laws of Karma & "God" are just & fair, I know for all the people she has cut off the revenge from the Gods will be brutal & savage but fuck the dumb & fetid. She needs her soul breaking imo the filthy whore.

How was your NYE?..........I hope your cranks were good & the booze strong

 

[maxalfie]

I don't know how old you are Snolly but looking younger than you are will maker you very happy the older you get and u look younger than friends of the same age as you.
People always think I look younger than I am and I hated it when I was in my late teens and early 20's but I'm 42 next month and now I'm chuffed to fuck when someone says I look younger than my age.

 

[masaz]

Yeah guess it'll be a good thing eventually, I'm 25 but I really don't look it, but yeah I reckon by 35 or so I'll be a bit happier with it! Remember me mum being well happy when she got ID'd for booze in America about ten years or so ago

 

[maxalfie]

@Farmaz Forgot to say Happy new year mate, blame it on the vallies.
Sorry to hear about your friend, I did see yr post about it, it's never good seeing a friend going downhill like that.
That would be great for u if your bird and her daughter do move over here as it must be very hard having a long distance relationship.
I'd love to have a family of my own to live with so I hope it does happen for the pair of you. Will be good for her to get away front those Norwegian authorities.

 

[farmaz]

I should add here yesterday was a shit day. I had run out of Electric & also ran out of my JSA money (mainly due to being payed early & sniffing/smoking 70% of it)
I was really fucked from 3pm & was thinking I would have to do some shady shit to get the cash for the meter. Just remember this EADD posters, ALWAYS treat people with respect, manners & a general nice attitude (as long as they deserve it of course)
1 of my moms freinds helped me out till my next Giro, as painfull s it was to loan off this woman she was more than happy to help me & said since being able to talk I had always shown manners & had a general tone of respect. She even said I don't have to pay her back but I am going to get her the cash back Wednesday & also get her some flowers or a Giftcard for Merry Hill on top as a sign of thanks.

It's amazing how such small things as basic manners can pay you back 100 fold, laws of a warped Karma I guess, treat people good you get good back. Treat people like a cunt they will leave you to die in the gutter.
I get so mad at my wench's kid when the child does not say thank you in shops or use basic manners, My woman thinks it's weird why I get angry but a 6 year old needs to learn very fast to be polite to people or she will grow up to be a right animal & that I wont deal with. An electro shock baton to the face will be the way to deal with her imo

 

[farmaz]

@Farmaz Forgot to say Happy new year mate, blame it on the vallies.
Sorry to hear about your friend, I did see yr post about it, it's never good seeing a friend going downhill like that.
That would be great for u if your bird and her daughter do move over here as it must be very hard having a long distance relationship.
I'd love to have a family of my own to live with so I hope it does happen for the pair of you. Will be good for her to get away front those Norwegian authorities.

Too true Maxalfie, I seen some people in a mess from the b's & white (I aint sure what it's called in your part of the UK but you know what I mean I am sure lol) but PV addicts are like the worst white smokers I have seen, really sad too as the guy is a very skilled MC on the Midlands drum & bass scene.

I can't wait to take the stand in the Barnevernet case (Norse Bokmål for Child services)
It's been held back again for more reports & the witness list has been changed again by the Barnevernet, I think they know they are going to get there ass beat like a Gong. All the times I have been in Court myself I get this weird like Electric charge in me like I am fighting for my life (in a few cases I just missed jail so I guess I was really)
These people run that service in Norway like it is some East German Stasi or some Russian NKVD, they have a weird view you can't use drugs & be a good parent & anyone that does do drugs will be held up in public & beaten, your home will be entered & you will be filmed, your whole life will be reported on & held up for public scrutiny.
Fuck these people, they are nothing but State sponsored prostitutes & I will beat on their ass like they were some donkey in Spain, maybe even throw them out a bell tower like in Manganeses de la Polvorosa

 

[Kronos]

Wench? Only ever seen that term used in the game of thrones series books haha, bang on though people who i've been decent to and helped them out when i've had money etc in the past are always sound i'm running low, even basic manners go such a long way

 

[farmaz]

Wench? Only ever seen that term used in the game of thrones series books haha, bang on though people who i've been decent to and helped them out when i've had money etc in the past are always sound i'm running low, even basic manners go such a long way

"Er's gunna be a bostin black country wench, ay nuthin wrung in usin va wurd ya kno"

Though it may be looked down upon by the rest of the UK, where I live it's fine to use the word as I live in the Midlands area not that far from Birmingham. I hear the word used quite often.

http://www.sedgleymanor.com/dictionaries/dialect.html
girl, still commonly used by parents towards daughters. From the Anglo-Saxon "Wencel" meaning child

 

[maxalfie]

Yeah mate, good manners cost nothing as my mum used to tell me and it's always good to treat people the way you want to be treated yourself.Basic lessons but important also.
If your woman and her daughter do come over you will obviously have more time to spend with the child and teach her manners but try to find a fun way to do it.
Always important to try and keep yr patience with kids no matter how hard it can be sometimes.
You want her to grow up loving you and when she's older you surely want her to look back on her childhood with happy memories.
My dad was in the British army for 25 years and was a strict cunt. He would regularly beat the shit out of me and my mum and sometimes my sisters also.
So we grew up hating him and even now neither me my mum and sister have anything to do with him.
When I turned into a teenager I used to lay in my bed thinking of going into his room when he was asleep and stabbing him to death cos I had so much hate for him.
I always swore that I would never grow up to be like him.
Teachers from my school would make me stay behind after assembly and say "Was that your dad again " while pointing to my black eyes and split lip.
One teacher even went to see him without my knowledge at the time to warn him off and the neighbours called the cops on him more than once.
So if you do get this family to live with treat them like a queen and little princess cos kids do remember stuff.

 

[maxalfie]

I always liked the word Wench and guttersnipe,but my favourite one for a woman is Bint,even my sisters like that word.

 

[farmaz]

When I turned into a teenager I used to lay in my bed thinking of going into his room when he was asleep and stabbing him to death cos I had so much hate for him.
I always swore that I would never grow up to be like him.

1,000,000% the same here too.

My step dad is a CUNT, I wish there was better words I could use but his a diease that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
I wish I was as strong as you Maxalfie to say what went on with that guy but I prefer to try to forget about it tbh.

I also wanted to kill him for many years & would dream up ways to "remove" him from the earth, I went as far as to part build a bomb as a 14 year old to blow him up but decided the evidence would be too strong & I wuld go to jail for murder.
I went for him with a knife when I was nearly 16 & have had full on UFC style fights with him also.

1 day he will pay for his crimes like everyone thats evil in this life, good thing is his begining to show signs of retention loss, I know this will sound terrible & EADD can judge me for saying it but I DON'T give a fuck I hope he has alzheimer's, as i draw breath on this earth I wish it on him or a terrible painfull illness like cancer, for ALL the fucking PAIN he put me through as a kid, I wish him a brutal & savage end in a nursing home, shitting & pissing himself while the nurses beat him on a daily basis & make him sit there in his own shit for hours on end.

 

[maxalfie]

Just saw on the news that the government are now looking at cutting benefits for obese people.
If your doctor says that u are overweight and you are told to lose some weight and you don't go ahead and lose some weight then they are thinking of cutting their benefits.
Fucking hardly fair is it? I'm quite slim so I'm ok but I'm sure some folk can't lose weight easily as over eating and the such can be signs of mental issues so it's not just a job of eating less and exercise more, some sort of therapy could be required by some folk.
Another daft idea to make the poorest folk lose even more money.