Gibberings CXV: "I like a woman who talks like Paul Gascoigne"

[Albion]

For the initiated, that's a post on 4chan.

Here's another:

I think Charlie Brooker had the right idea tbh

 

[Shambles]

empty yer inbox shambles

please

Done and done. I really should tick that box that deletes sent messages rather than saving them. Just got rid of 78 sent PMs I barely knew I'd sent 8)

 

[Mailmonkey]

i didn't know you could do that, i do now though, doing that I am.

 

[Shambles]

Pretty certain there's an option for it in there somewhere, MM. Am not so great with PMs me so rarely go digging around in the options though. Some of those sent PMs go back quite some considerable time. Lawdy knows what's still lurking in the depths of me inbox

Folk sometimes moan about the PM limitations. Dunno what the going rate is but 250 is waaaaaaaaaaaay too many for me. Just means stuff disappears without trace for months at a stretch and is an utter nightmare to keep on top of

/woe is me and me mighty inbox

 

[Mailmonkey]

I only get 100, you are crew so you get loads innit.

 

[Shambles]

Seems to have gone up since last I noticed, MM. I know Crew get extra but think 250 was the limit when I was a smod let alone a mod. Memory is kinda shaky though so probably not. Still too fukkin many anyway. One in, one out is more my level :D

 

[farmaz]

@Farmaz, its good to see you back again mate. I just logged on a few nights ago hoping to catch up with you, only to find that you had been banned about 20 mins beforehand.
Hope everything going well for you mate and hope the situation is improving between you & yr girlfriend and her child.

thanks

We had a few huge fights then made up, the kid is still giving me hell though sadly with the usual "Go back to England" "your a dumb ass" - I have to agree with that 1 though tbh.

Had a nice day today though, she was a superhero & got me dressed up in womens clothes & we had a fun 40mins then I took her to bed for a story.
6 year olds are bloody hard work & have a weird mind but the few moments when things are good is worth all the shit imo.

Hope things are good for you too

 

[Marmalade]

In unrelated news, half my fukkin shoe just fell off whilst out hunting and gathering booze. Bloody expensive Timberland boots too. Only the outer sole came awry though so looks like nowt that can't be fixed with a spot o' superglue. I'd be pissed off if I'd paid for 'em mind

what be your shoe size, y0?


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How do all the EADD folk generally sleep? Enquiring minds what to know

for those who don't check the images thread:

I'm generally a soldier or starfish, very occasionally I'm foetus/yearner and sometimes freefaller

 

[Shambles]

My shoe size be somewhere betwixt a 9 and a 10, Marmz. But all is now well on that front cos you're the second person to ask

Was gonna comment on the sleeping positions but got distracted by jars and fannies and stuffs and that. I'm somewhere between foetus and yearner. Mainly foetus but have recently discovered the pleasure of cuddling a pillow. Really is very soothing.

In other sleepquirk news, I cannot sleep unless facing a wall or other surface. Ideally in very close proximity. Actually dug out a small hole for me nose when I lived in a house with deeply shonky plaster on the walls as a nipper. Not just so I could get closer to the wall but also cos I fukkin luuuurve the taste of aging plaster. True story. Think I may have had a mineral deficiency as a nipper. Or just an odd palate.

 

[farmaz]

I am "Log" but tonight I am going with a cutlery based sleeping position "spooning"

Big, buxom girls are the best imo, they make for a great human pillow :D

 

[farmaz]

cos I fukkin luuuurve the taste of aging plaster. True story. Think I may have had a mineral deficiency as a nipper. Or just an odd palate.

whats the best way to describe the taste?

 

[Shambles]

Dusty.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Musty too I bet.

 

[farmaz]

Dusty.

I can imagine.
makes my dog biscuit stage sound average tbh.

I had Elk yesterday & it is terrible, I was going to spit it out but was in a shopping center with my future brother in law so I had to swallow, Elk is truly horrible. I would eat old plaster any day over that.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I ate dog biscuits for a whiel as a kid, standard rocky winalot type, and then pedigree chum mixers, and bonios..

I used t sell them to other kids at swimming lessons too.

:D

 

[Bluebell]

Elk like bambi but bigger?

 

[Shambles]

Musty too I bet.

Indeed. I saw this as a plus point.

Never eaten dog biscuits though. Some people are just plain fukkin weird :D

 

[Bluebell]

Indeed. I saw this as a plus point.

Never eaten dog biscuits though. Some people are just plain weird :D

How old were you when you stopped getting plastered:D

 

[Shambles]

Ha! I'll let you know when I know meself, Blue

 

[Bluebell]

Anyone got a spare nostril think mine have had it for today, its natures way of saying "hey you, you've had enough"