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By the way recycling is truly a major pain in the ass when you live on the 18th floor, I have bags upon bags of glass bottles and I have to take the elevator to throw them away. Need to clean up the room as I'm moving out, looking at all the empties my liver hurts. Worst thing is it isn't even from partying, just from me sitting on my own like a cunt in front of the computer. I suck
 
Shambles said:
You have a window? Then you know what to do ;)
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Yeah but there's a very busy street downstairs, I have a lot of those big beer bottles they sell here, 750ml, those are basically weapons.

Edit: As I'm not going to get my deposit back anyway, I'm actually considering emptying out all the bags on the kitchen floor just before going to the airport, to make a bottle carpet. I'm sure my flatmate will appreciate. The landlady too
 
pontifex01 said:
Do that, but remember to steal anything that can be removed from the house (use a screwdriver if you have to) before you go. Landlords/ladies are the fucking Antichrist. Donate the shit you can't carry with you to UAE to the Salvation Army or something.
Serious man get back at that bitch.

La vendetta è dolce fratello.
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The thing is I really hate this landlady, if there's one thing in the world that I can't stand, it's excessive greed. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those occupy wall street anti-wealth people, quite the contrary, but I'm allergic to people who see money as a justification to treat others like shit.

I mean this Chinese girl is my same age, 28, she works in a skycraper as an investment consultant, she owns a flat in a apartment building, that has a swimming pool and gym facilities right in the center of the city. Yet she felt the need to put all those shitty cardboard walls to create more rooms and fit more people in the flat. The furniture is a joke, I could get better things out of a garbage dump, we have broken office chairs at the dinner table, the couch is a piece of shit, there's nothing in the kitchen hence my diet of instant noodles.

She refused to give my french flatmates their deposit money back, well some of it she returned but a fraction, as she calculated some outrageous amounts for the electricity bills, which went missing from the mailbox downstairs, so she had to estimate.

She refused to buy a new kettle or any frying pans or kitchen utensils, even though this place is advertised as "furnished".

I haven't payed this month and I'm not going too.

There is nothing I could steal and nothing that isn't broken or fucked up already.
 
^ agree. we had a lovely landlord in livrpool. he did have his own key and was happy to use it, but he did not charge us notice, and gave us back our deposits after we moved out v. quickly after being petrol bombed
 
pontifex01 said:
Go to a shoe store and ask for black shoe ink (it's the shit used by graffiti artists, it ain't coming off without a sand blaster) and pour it all over the fucking place.
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Add some thinned bitumen paint, plastic dye and corio ink to your mix for extra fuck you stainability. Abuse anything metal with ferric chloride and write on the windows with etch bath. Now that's graffiti!

FUCK LANDLORDS!

WAR IN A BABYLON!!!

GOOD MORNING EADD!
 
Shambles said:
Cannot believe I just posted in Teh Lounge. Not much but it still counts. I'm sure EADD used to be significantly perkier of a night than it has been these last coupla years. Can anyone confirm that or am I just codgered? :\
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Two words: mephedrone ban.
 
^ Hmm, quite possibly.

Hi all. It's PISSING down here. Horrible, filthy, disgusting day. Thank fuck I'm too lazy to do my Christmas shopping yet.
 
Fuuuuuuccckkkkkk.

had to come home for a sausage and egg sandwich, and coffee, and fig rolls...

this rain is unreal.

Mail is papier mache.

Done abouti half me round though...and all the specials done on time...

2nd half of round has stupid amount of packets though..:( and the house is warm, Just one more coffeee and a spliff of superlushhhh weed, and I might brave it again....
 
jancrow said:
^ Hmm, quite possibly.

Hi all. It's PISSING down here. Horrible, filthy, disgusting day. Thank fuck I'm too lazy to do my Christmas shopping yet.
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No rain here - well there was, but I missed it through sleeping in. Jah praise those few days of annual leave you didn't know you had left.

I'm considering a trip into town to see if I can get some Christmas shopping done. Not that I have much of that to do, being a miserable bastard and all. Probably just return with a discounted bottle of scotch or summat. For myself, natch.

How are things, rain aside?

EDIT: MM - I just ordered something on Saturday SD. I have my tip at the ready and shall camp by the front door tomorrow. Even if it gets delayed, I'm off on Monday too. Annoyingly, I just missed the non-SD guy.

See? I'm trying. :)
 
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Why did you crazy fools not do all your shopping via the internet weeks ago?

I went to the post office the other day for the 3rd day in a row and apologised to the lady for the parcels, she said no not at all, the parcels keep us in jobs. Fine figure of a post mistress she is, MM could learn a lot. If he can't even post egg through his cake hole what chance do his letters stand ;)

Hope you're suitably fortified for the second round MM, at least out there you know you're alive :) I envy you in some ways, as I sit in my nice warm dry kitchen...
 
:) thanks bandw :)

All my christmas shopping is done, finished it a couple of weeks ago.

Fortified? I'm having a ribena, but you've just made me start eyeing up the port bottle...
 
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