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Gibberings CXIX: In B4 close...

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I've got a hangover halfway kicked in already so am probably heading bedwards. Been meaning to for the last hour or so but keep distracting meself. Plus there was an almighty thump that sounded like it was on me door a few minutes back. Heard it through headphones and fair made me jump out me skin. Sounded deeply unfriendly but was a one-off so sod it. Suspect I wouldn't want to know if it actually was someone thumping me door in at this time of night :|

Will see y'all in the Theology thread tomorrow or maybe later tonight if I can't get akip soonish. Nighty <3
 
the snow is fucking tipping it down.

I think it's only turned to proper snow in the last hour or so.

I might be able to make it to work.

But not sure I'll make it back. Or be able to deliver anything.

Wish it had started proper snow an hour or so earlier, I wouldn't even have to bother then.


Should I or shouldn't I? (this isn't the same as a "what drug should I take" question)
 
congrats on the mod stick.
drive carefully man didnt u mention an accident a while back.its freezing here too no snow tho

btw its bullshit farmaz or adam didnt get a job as mod they were perfect for the gig.
my application must have got mislaid i didnt hear a dicky bird about it weird
 
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btw its bullshit farmaz or adam didnt get a job as mod they were perfect for the gig.

Really?

check you out MM with your fancy new status =D feeling all special and powerful now eh

bit of snow here but mainly sleety fuck around stuff, i wanted proper snow that woulda stopped me being able to get to work
 
MM a slight amount of stimulant would be the perfect boost/excuse to take a wee bit of drugs on your perilous round, congrats on becoming our overlord, i give it a month before you're powder mad! =D Now heres crushed intop ice and now nowed on top of that, double lethal
 
just been to the shop for a brekkie roll and coffee. its fucking snowing out not sticking mind.i nearly slipped on my arse going down a mucky decline on the way motherfuckin son of a bitch slush :-X
anyway off to work after an all nighter i booked a half day last week. just a few hours and the weekend can truely begin.
fuckin cappucino out of machines in shops is watery piss gonna get a proper coffee in insomnia or starbucks before i hit work.
godspeed O:-)
 
its bullshit farmaz or adam didnt get a job as mod

Erm yes I did get the job, I just aint got the fancy text under my name yet.

My 1st role of EADD mod is to get naked pics of effie as she is damn hot
2nd role is to have the address of everyone that posts here so if you fuck around I will come to your house at 3am & Tazer you in the ass
3rd role is to have open vendor chat
 
I just watched a DFS sofa advert on the TV................the usual SALE blah blah double savings but in the ad it says money off out xyz range including the shite sofa.


I played it over on repeat and thats what they say.
 
where is everyone today?

It's some "big" UK snow, everyone should be off work smoking Heroin & sniffing strange ketamine analogues (or maybe thats just me)

Has the Internet frozen up or has MM & Knockado banned everyone is 1 foul swoop?.......
 
off work here due to the snow, wahey

just had a couple of boiled eggs (perfectly done I might add - hard white / runny yolk) and am now considering the options.....

A)go out in the snow with the not-so-little-'un or

B)catch up on some work-which-is-becoming-resonably-urgent or

C)drop an Etiz and/or smoke some lush green and have a snowy stoned day

or maybe a combo of the above, but C may well preclude B, hmmmm
 
Now heres crushed intop ice and now nowed on top of that, double lethal

There's no now nowing round here just now now :(

I just watched a DFS sofa advert on the TV................the usual SALE blah blah double savings but in the ad it says money off out xyz range including the shite sofa.


I played it over on repeat and thats what they say.

"Fuckin... I was watching GMTV, right"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs
 
makes me laugh though, UK snow.

By my girls house, now thats snow, yet all the buses run & see how clean the roads are.
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parttime crackhead;11227821 "Fuckin... I was watching GMTV said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs[/url]

Alright ye Cunt .

After you posted a clip from Limmys show t'other day . The Permo Trip :) I've been having a look at his stuff n i'm quite impressed .Do you know anywhere i can get full episodes ?
 
Just threw a full glass of orange juice at the cat. Wasn't deliberate, I was trying to close the kitchen door behind me as I made my way through with the juice and a bacon roll, and I fucked it. Fortunately for the cat I missed her. Unfortunately for me I hit the rug in the hall :(

edit: just the juice, not the actual glass, before anyone phones the SSPCA.
 
just threw a full glass of orange juice at the cat. Wasn't deliberate, i was trying to close the kitchen door behind me as i made my way through with the juice and a bacon roll, and i fucked it. Fortunately for the cat i missed her. Unfortunately for me i hit the rug in the hall :(

edit: Just the juice, not the actual glass, before anyone phones the sspca.

sspca?...
 
Alright ye Cunt .

After you posted a clip from Limmys show t'other day . The Permo Trip :) I've been having a look at his stuff n i'm quite impressed .Do you know anywhere i can get full episodes ?

There was a website that had them all. It had pretty much every Scottish comedy show you can think of (& plenty I'd never even heard of) on it but it appears to be dead - www.tvpatter.com

I don't know anywhere else that has them. Tried YouTube but the best I can find is this channel http://www.youtube.com/user/iKeddOx/videos?flow=grid&view=0 which has loads of Rab C, High Times, Still Game etc but no Limmy

Limmy is a bit hit & miss tbh. I wouldn't watch full episodes, you can get clips of all the good sketches on YouTube anyway. Search "Limmy Adventure Call" (or "falconhoof") "Jacqueline McCafferty" & "Dee Dee", they're the best ones.

The Jacqueline McCafferty Big Brother audition tape cracks me up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysnjjvcAmk

sspca?...

Yes, that is a thing. It's like the RSPCA but in Scotland, guess what the first S stands for...
 
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