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Gibberings CXIX: In B4 close...

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Oh good lord a MOUSE just ran up my leg. I was sitting still and reading something and I noticed a weird sensation, thought I'd knocked something off my desk onto my knee, then looked down and this little fucker was scurrying away across the room.
 
Or my sawn-off shotgun.

BAM! Jancrow 1, Mouse 0

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Handy improvised trap - dab of peanut butter at the bottom of a glass, invert glass and balance on a 2p stood on its edge. Mouse runs in (it did this almost immediately), tries to jump up and disturbs the glass. Results as pictured.
 
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jancrow said:
Crackhead, did you see the Canibus vs Dizaster battle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9KjsBIsr2g

Some incredible moments and a complete catastrophe for Canibus... think it was going out live on pay per view.
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Fucking hell. That was painful to watch. Never even heard of that Dizaster guy before but he slaughtered Canibus.

"The problem is to hip hop you are unique, that's why it bothers me coz I feel like I'm putting my own dog to sleep"

Canibus took a massive loss. Admitting he's lost & bringing out the notepad? What the fuck is that? At least he had to decency to know he's been fucking done, but he should have just left it there, bringing that notepad out was really fucking embarrassing.

Edit - Shit, I think he's gonna cry now lol.
 
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Have you got to the end yet? There's a kind of emotional upswing at the very end but yeah, WTF was he thinking? TBH he looks like he might have some horrible disease, perhaps that plays a part.
 
jancrow said:
Have you got to the end yet? There's a kind of emotional upswing at the very end but yeah, WTF was he thinking? TBH he looks like he might have some horrible disease, perhaps that plays a part.
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Just saw that. Tbh I think Dizaster just felt bad because he absolutely destroyed him with that last verse. Like, beyond taking the piss. He probably thought Canibus was gonna go home & top himself.
 
His whole crew look like they should be on suicide watch from about 35 minutes in... the change in his energy and bravado is unbelievable once he starts faltering.
 
Canibus should have just walked out the building before that notepad came out. If I was him I'd have went home & never shown my face in public again. At least then he'd have avoided the total (incredibly personal) character assassination of that final verse.

Albion said:
I've always enjoyed the Blizzard vs Mark Grist 'rap' battle.
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Aye, that's one of my favourite UK ones. Fucking hilarious. The first time I saw that the person that showed me it claimed it was actually a teacher vs his pupil lol, I realise it's not that now. Still good though.
 
jancrow said:
Or my sawn-off shotgun.

BAM! Jancrow 1, Mouse 0

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Handy improvised trap - dab of peanut butter at the bottom of a glass, invert glass and balance on a 2p stood on its edge. Mouse runs in (it did this almost immediately), tries to jump up and disturbs the glass. Results as pictured.
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Ray Mears and Bear Grylls got nothing on you JanCrow.
 
Currently watching the 2nd series of 'The Office' again. Fucking Ricky Gervais cracks me up, his David Brent character is so bloody funny.
My mate hates it. Always seemed like folk either really loved The Office or hated it, kinda like Marmite.
 
jancrow said:
Yeah that Roni Size album got v tiresome through over-exposure (there seemed to be a point where it was on every other advert, all TV idents and playing in the 'Broom Cupboard' on loop. He must be minted...) and I say that as someone who liked it at first.

Crackhead, did you see the Canibus vs Dizaster battle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9KjsBIsr2g

Some incredible moments and a complete catastrophe for Canibus... think it was going out live on pay per view.
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That was one of the most painful things I've ever seen.
 
Shambles said:
Ricky Gervais is great. Aside from the films he's done, perhaps. The Office was brilliant but got a bit schmaltzy at times.
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Yeah I agree with you that the films he's done aren't very good really. I've watched a couple of DVDs of his stand up shows and they were very funny considering he had never done stand up before.
Just the way he says something or a certain look on his face can have me laughing.
He must have made himself a good few quid over the years.
 
You're right there. He must have made a packet just from selling The Office to America for their own version.
I didn't mind the USA version of The Office but was not half as funny as the original.
 
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