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Gibberings CXIX: In B4 close...

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Yeah but drowning's not a nice way to go and I bet it would have taken a while. Hammer to the head, whack whack whack. I did make the mistake of looking at it in between blows, not doing that again, or at least putting a bag over its head next time. Pretty sure the first blow killed it, the rest were just 'Jesus Christ that looks abominable, must completely obliterate all trace'.

Ahhh, screwdriver... yeah I guess I could have but I don't think I had one with the right sort of head and those little screws around the base of the neck are well fiddly.
 
Do you reckon? The second mouse was acting all weird (ie not running away) and leaving a trail of blood... don't know what had happend to him but I thought it best to finish him off. He was straight in a plastic bag then pinged into the wall which if it didn't kill him would have certainly rendered him unconscious, then as fast as possible chucked under the plank which I jumped on til he was basically mince. I reckon popping him in a pint glass of water and watching him attempt to swim before gradually suffocating would have been nastier for both of us. I know I'd prefer to go instantly instead of scrabbling about in the drink for a bit.
 
How is downing it more humane man? Surely boppin' it over the head with a shovel or similar instrument is a much better way of doing it? Would never have thought to flush it down the toilet though :D
 
I once saw someone drop a concrete breezeblock on a baby chicken, it was just like instantaneously erased from reality.
 
did you ask it to stay still while you aimed with the hammer, or was it whack a mole type frantic mouse destruction?
 
Drowning for it would have been swimming about getting weaker and weaker and trying to hang on to life until it could eventually swim no longer and expired, horrible. Hammer was quick and humane... let's not forget the end of the hammer is bigger than its skull... I don't think it suffered from that.

edit: Ceres, it was quite fucked from partial suffocation at that point so it was more or less just lying there.
 
Aye I love weird rodenty things but I gotta say I'd rather submit to a hammer to the head than drowning. Mind I've got a fucking thick skull so maybe not...

And that's not a fucking invitation for some deity or other by the way. I've got a good thirty or so years left in me yet :p
 
Todays fuck witt post from ED

"Ecstasy always has a "base" (unless it's pure). It's just the "filler drug" or "cut" , to take up space and make the tablet seem like it's worth the money. Usually the filler or "base" is meth. Sometimes cocaine and other things."

Strutter is losing the battle!
 
pontifex01 said:
I think the best thing for all parties concerned would have been to simply leave it in an oxygen-free environment, where it's not necessarily constrained, until it's dead from suffocation. Might take fucking ages, but as many of us know hypoxia is pretty painless. Also as crackhead states, less mess for you to clean up.
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Aye, that was exactly my thinking. I'll accept that shoving it in a glass of water isn't a good way to do it.

jancrow said:
He's Scottish, his last words will probably be that there's not enough salt in the fucking ocean.
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=D
 
jancrow said:
Hammer to the head, whack whack whack. I did make the mistake of looking at it in between blows, not doing that again, or at least putting a bag over its head next time.
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haha bag on the head.

Execution style? Will you offer it a final meal? Stilton, Cheddar...........or how about some lovely brie.
 
I think you should have subjected the mouse to some water-boarding to get some information from him,such as where did he come from and how many more of them are there?
 
Had a lovely quiet day with only three of us in, loud housemate got home and it was still quiet. Then the other one gets home and suddenly the day has gone from 'normal people not being fucking cunts' to 'men who think they're alpha males trying to out-shout each other'. If I wasn't so conscientious (lol) I'd drug the lot of the fuckers just to get some peace and quiet. Seriously, shit is so chill until them two get together.
 
maxalfie said:
I think you should have subjected the mouse to some water-boarding to get some information from him,such as where did he come from and how many more of them are there?
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Plus have they ever committed a crime of moral turpitude. That always gets da mouse.
 
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