parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Had a lovely quiet day with only three of us in, loud housemate got home and it was still quiet. Then the other one gets home and suddenly the day has gone from 'normal people not being fucking cunts' to 'men who think they're alpha males trying to out-shout each other'. If I wasn't so conscientious (lol) I'd drug the lot of the fuckers just to get some peace and quiet. Seriously, shit is so chill until them two get together.
From what you've previously said about your housemates it sounds hilarious to imagine them trying to be "alpha-males".