Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

[Mailmonkey]

Fantastic pair of tits, however.

if you like big ones.

 

[Santa]

if you like big ones.

I was talking about the organic wonderturkey, you dirty perv.

santa! can i sit on your knee?

I want a pair of tits for christmas.

Put your hand in my pocket and see what you can find.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Fantastic pair of tits, however.

I was talking about the organic wonder turkey

Shame. I thought you meant Nigel and Nigella.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

nigella's been a crush of mine for years.. jog on with yer carol vordermans and what not. beautful, shapely, domestic goddess who seems happy to settle for rich old ugly men. great cuckold material

 

[Ceres]

domestic goddess? do you really think she cleans her own toilet bowl?

 

[ColtDan]

just read that shes 52 as well, what a babe

 

[Ceres]

whats this about a trade in exotic illegal meat on silkroad? anyone tried the koala yet?

 

[Ceres]

just read that shes 52 as well, what a babe

the longer the beef hangs, the better the dripping.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

ya busted me, i just want her for the filthy debauchery really

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

anyone tried the koala yet?

as bad as baby cow or lamb. in terms of taste, not taste

 

[maxalfie]

Coltdan, I watched 'Ted' today. Thought it was dead funny, actually made me laugh out loud quite a few times and my mate enjoyed it also.
Good effects on how they made Ted also, looked totally natural.
Was a good film for a Sunday afternoon laugh.

 

[Cornishman]

Oh hey. Hi, hello

 

[maxalfie]

Hi Cornish,how you doing mate?

 

[Cornishman]

Hi man. All good thanks. :D

What's the scenario?

 

[ColtDan]

Coltdan, I watched 'Ted' today. Thought it was dead funny, actually made me laugh out loud quite a few times and my mate enjoyed it also.
Good effects on how they made Ted also, looked totally natural.
Was a good film for a Sunday afternoon laugh.

thats good to hear glad you both enjoyed it

 

[maxalfie]

Hi man. All good thanks. :D

What's the scenario?

All good thanks mate. Still looking for work but at least I know that next time I get a job it will be nice to know all my wages won't be getting spent on heroin anymore. I will actually be able to buy some nice stuff for a change.
How about yourself mate?

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

probation in the morning and i bet its bastard cold

 

[Cornishman]

All good thanks mate. Still looking for work but at least I know that next time I get a job it will be nice to know all my wages won't be getting spent on heroin anymore. I will actually be able to buy some nice stuff for a change.
How about yourself mate?

Good to hear.
Yeah I'm looking for a job too.

Can't wait to get some coin on the go again. Still on a meth script though.
Daily pickup too. 8(

 

[maxalfie]

Sounds like fun BHM and yes mate I think it is supposed to be bloody cold tmrw.
Still, if you got any gear that works great at keeping you warm.

 

[maxalfie]

Good to hear.
Yeah I'm looking for a job too.

Can't wait to get some coin on the go again. Still on a meth script though.
Daily pickup too. 8(

Its not easy getting a job at the moment is it?
Daily pick ups,that's a bastard.I only have to pick up on Tuesday & Friday, how come they make u pick up daily?