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Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

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jancrow said:
Loose-fitting, like the plastic round a slab of fake cheese. :P
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They are not a bad fit, I went a bit mad and ordered about 10 pairs of the old skool ones, before they introduced the long shapeless grey cargo-style shorts that come below the fucking knee.

Mine are more like a loose hot-pant <3
 
Mailmonkey said:
yes, I'm still in me shorts now, about to have a shower and change out me costume, and then i'll be putting jeans on.

I always wear shorts for work, whatever the weather. The ladies fucking love it.
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yep, stopped to chat to a postie in shorts yesterday...pension too as well as uniforM? think i should give up my day evening jobs for postinessi'd say its a nice enough job
 
yeah we get a pretty good pension too, well, very good compared to a lot of jobs, beter than my missis gets from working for a local authority.

And we have a still strong union.

EDIT>>>>and we get a tax allowance against the cost of us having to launder our uniforms, wouldn't have thsat without a union

EDIT>>>and I just got my christams card and 50 first class stamps we get every christmas, and our £200 christmas bonus next week or the week after.
 
Mailmonkey said:
EDIT>>>and I just got my christams card and 50 first class stamps we get every christmas, and our £200 christmas bonus next week or the week after.
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I get a tin of Quality Street and about seventh dibs on whatever booze our suppliers and customers have sent us on any given year. Which, since the recession, has dipped dramatically in both quality and quantity.

Hotpants-wearing, tip-scavving, red-carding, unionised bastards. :D
 
Talking about the perks of jobs, my housemate brought home a bottle of vodka the other day that his dad had been given by his work and not wanted. It has an actual serving suggestion on the label, recommending that you drink it with caviar.

Aye right I'll get down to Netto and sort that then.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Hotpants-wearing, tip-scavving, red-carding, unionised bastards. :D
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Irie!

I get a few tins of quality street as a rule.

Sam, so, you don't tip your postie do you? try it this year. I GUARANTEE you'll get a beter service, either you won't be redcarded, or just have a word with him as you slip him a fiver and he'll post them for you and sign on your behalf ;)
 
the last legendary postie i had wore shorts the whole year through.. this guy mustve been carved out of stone the weather he confronted in his knee length khakis. only ever saw him relent when it was severe snow and well into minus numbers. could set your watch by him, whatever the weather and on top of all that he was unfailingly cheerful
 
Mailmonkey said:
Sam, so, you don't tip your postie do you? try it this year. I GUARANTEE you'll get a beter service, either you won't be redcarded, or just have a word with him as you slip him a fiver and he'll post them for you and sign on your behalf ;)
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In fairness, I'm rarely there, save for the SD's which we discussed earlier. So it'd be difficult. Though if I get the opportunity to I will. I think we change posties on a semi-regular basis (again, save for SD), and no, I don't receive many SD items, for obvious reasons.

I think some of them deserve a tip at least so I'll try my best. Probably end up tipping a noob on his first go on my round, but there's a bald guy I recognise from several recorded deliveries for myself and other housemates so he can have it. Providing I catch him.
 
SamhainGrim said:
In fairness, I'm rarely there, save for the SD's which we discussed earlier. So it'd be diffuclt. Though if I get the opportunity to I will. I think we change posties on a semi-regular basis (again, save for SD), and no, I don't receive many SD items, for obious reasons.

I think some of them deserve a tip at least so I'll try my best. Probably end up tipping a noob on his first go on my round, but there's a bald guy I recognise from several recorded deliveries for myself and other housemates so he can have it. Providing I catch him.
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its no fucking excuse "oh but i didn't see my regular postie, no excuse at all. Laughable, pisspoor excuse for being a tightwad, and a surefire way to get the shitty service you rightfully have to endure Sam.

Tip any postie who does your round. he'll let the regular know who tipped. We always let each other know the tippers. i don't want my cover postie fucking up a delivery for someone I know is a good tipper.

Sort yourself out Sam ffs.
 
You've got a point there knock. I am something of an authority on everything But I shy away from bossy didacticism. It's not my bag mate.

=D
 
Mailmonkey said:
its no fucking excuse "oh but i didn't see my regular postie, no excuse at all. Laughable, pisspoor excuse for being a tightwad, and a surefire way to get the shitty service you rightfully have to endure Sam.

Tip any postie who does your round. he'll let the regular know who tipped. We always let each other know the tippers. i don't want my cover postie fucking up a delivery for someone I know is a good tipper.

Sort yourself out Sam ffs.
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Duly noted.

I feel like a right bastard now.
 
I think we're doing a bit of podgering later. Saturday nights the only night I can do it reallly, with work and that.....you can't just have one podger, one leads to another, and another, and before you know it you're late for work.
 
Just when I thought I had no good drugs left, I remembered i have a bag of am-2201 and a bag of 25i-nbome. TRIPIPIPIP
 
i wanna tip a postie. especially cos i order a lot of shit online. always at work when they deliver though. i might leave the posties some sweets hung up infront of the letterbox in the morning or something

a trippy lady friend of mine said about nbome last night, apparently its good stuff, i need to look into it
 
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