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Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

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YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
My old postie agreed to put small packages through the door without signing if necessary. <3
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I alwaysdo, sign for them meself, find an open window and chuck it through, stash it in a shed, under a recycling tub, any-fucking-where.

Tip season coming up, you'd best all cough up if you don't want mail mysteriously going astray/being delayed/getting trodden on/getting redcarded etc...

My bet is that Sam has not once tipped his postie, despite receiving many SD's. Sam, tip the cunt this year, stick a fiver in a card, you WILL be very surprised at the turnaround in your service ;)
 
I love the Gibberings Royal Mail conversations.

My local postie back home once asked what all the big parcels were, the Kratom ones that come in the uber-large jiffy bags, given I was receiving two a week from abroad, told him it was tshirts as that's the first thing that came to mind. He just looked at me like I was stupid. I guess the RC envelopes are more sneaky as it's just a letter, anyway I've had RC vendors put bogus stickers like "legal office" or "computer services" on some of the envelopes.
 
either my pc is playing up or this forum seems to be loading really slowly
 
ahaha

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I did same thing first time, i do it most opiated nights tho :D, i've got a fuck of an opiate headache and no idea why, taken some antihiustaines and gonna goi but ie oaracrtomolk
 
parttime crackhead said:
Aye Sam, stop pissing about & get him pumped.
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Hahahaha

SamhainGrim said:
We got as far as a manly hug / handshake combo before a passing tramp tried to join in / pickpocket one or both of us.
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Yeah what happened there? He kind of crept up and barked something, I wasn't sure if he was for or against but was already scuttling off across that big square wondering if I was about to be sliced in two by unfamiliar public transport. Just past the square I made a dick of myself by checking with a pretty young lady if the road I was on was the way to 'Manchester Picadilly'.... blew my street cool credentials and got a knowing smirk for being visibly slightly intoxicated.

Anyway, yes, a great time was had, really excellent. If anyone visits Manchester you couldn't ask for a better guide... he can even work hashish into something smokeable at freezing temperatures which is quite a talent. Well met, first bluelighter. :D
 
Mailmonkey said:
My bet is that Sam has not once tipped his postie, despite receiving many SD's. Sam, tip the cunt this year, stick a fiver in a card, you WILL be very surprised at the turnaround in your service ;)
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This is never going to work round my manor, we seem to have a different postie every couple of weeks. The binmen pitched up in the middle of the night last year to wish me happy christmas but I wasn't sure it was the binmen despite their yellow vests and anyway, fuck em if they were the binmen, the binmen round here are shocking.
 
happy christmas month you drug loving beauts. this year has gone so fast. kinda in the mood to mash through a box of quality street
 
Noticed the neighbours have already got xmas lights up in their windows. I still think its too early but I guess its different if you have rugrats.
Hope everyone has a good weekend
 
I ate a load of Quality Street on Thursday, will I go to hell? Have you seen the plastic tubs? They're proper shit.
 
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