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Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

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Fleshlights are in the shit, I heard they where getting sued by that kids toy manufacturer i cant remember the name. no one remember them? WATER snake

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the o.g fleshlight
 
Mailmonkey said:
Tracked items are tracked all the way from Amazon depot, to our mail centres, to the delivery office,and finally to the postie on the delivery, then tracked once its been delivered. They all have a number associated with them.

I have no idea as to what happens exactly if a tracked item goes missing, as not only am I scrupulously honest, but also uberefficient, so I don't find myself under suspicion ever. I've known people sacked for mislaying specials, and people on warnings for mislaying tracked items.

You might not see the RM tracking numbers Urb, they probably only start being tracked once they are collected by us.

I'm very happy to see gibberings has once again returned to its rightful topic :D
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That's nice to know. Always trying to source better ways to serve my customers! Cheers man!

;) ;)
 
Mailmonkey said:
Most offices the postie on the delivery takes his/her own SD's. Doubt they'd put the office dunce i charge of specials as offices get massive bollockings from on high for not meeting the SD guarantees.
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Surely a red card counts as meeting the guarantee anyway though? As an attempted delivery.

After all, it's not their fault that the feckless householder was 'asleep' or 'out', is it?
 
Yep, a red card meets the guarantee.

I can't believe your postie/sd man is such a cunt, every postie I know prioritises SD's

Complain to the manager. seriously.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Yep, a red card meets the guarantee.

I can't believe your postie/sd man is such a cunt, every postie I know prioritises SD's

Complain to the manager. seriously.
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Don't worry - I went into the office when there was a huge queue and had a polite but very audible discussion with the guy behind the counter about how every SD has gone wrong and I 'beg people not to send items by special delivery because it's a joke, but this woman thought she was doing me a favour'. Then told the story about chasing the guy down the street.

He retrieved my package (24hr wait, supposedly) straight away, I thanked him for his honesty (again audibly) and we've been on good terms ever since.

My deliveries tend to be flawless right now. Though maybe they piss on 'em beforehand or something. :D
 
Sherbet dab into the 2c-b powder, managed to lose my coat aswell when I need it most last week now its about -3 off to a "trendy £4.80/pint bar" though so I guess all is well :\
 
Shambles said:
To be fair, it was a glow in the dark "alien" fleshlight and was on offer ferra tenner. Given how far down the line said peev run was I'm gobsmacked I managed to resist such an item of joy really.
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Link me? I swear I'll find the pennies to buy it for you <3

pictorial proof of receipt and that the goods are in fine working order, desired but not essential =D
 
Hehe. Was ages ago now Marmz. Can't even remember what site it was actually. An action site that wasn't eBay I was buying me peev from for a while. Should I ever *ahem* come across such a beauty again I'll be sure to let you know. It'd go a treat with some of the reading material you've recommended =D
 
pontifex01 said:
FUCK THE SYSTEM! BURN THE S3RV3RZ!
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That's more like it.

Thanks for the kind reponse and apology, and feel free to question anything you think is dicey on our part, okay?

As long as it doesn't get all Mister Soils Bags, y'know? But you're too smart for that. ;)
 
In other news I fucking hate acid reflux. One bottle of Cava and I fell asleep earlier, but I just woke up with acid reflux spurting through my nose. Least sexiest thing ever. Just eaten half a packet of rennies and back to bed for meee
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are you on an anti biotic for anything Marmz?

Ed: Sorry I didn't give the reason I asked. I got pulled off somewhere ..lain out on the grass with an armed paratrooper shouting in my ear WHERES THE BOMB?

Ed: Not really my neighbour had a fire in her kitchen..

The reason I asked was a landlady I know had the same thing.It actually spurting out of your nose is a big deal.
It turned out she was allergic to a certain anti-biotic 'streptomyphin' sp??. Her ankles also swelled up. Being a landlady she was partial to unhealthy quantities of booze.. blah blah... the anti biotic interacted with the excessive swigs of Gaviscon she was swigging. But she was in hospital for a week so go and see a doc.
 
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pontifex01 said:
Also Sam, I only just read now MM's explanation of why rockstar was banned. Now I get it... Fair enough is pretty much all I can say. And yeah I know I do tend to rant and chill out like all at the same time... I'm the same in real life lol. I think it's the fundamental incompatibility of Italian and British mentalities being crammed in one tiny, drug-addled skull. I may consider trepanning. That could be a new ROA.
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Don't worry - you may have noticed I'm also oprone to the odd outburst, followed later on (usually) by a bit of perspective and reasoning. It's not necessarily a bad thing. The liveliness apparent in your posts makes for good Gibberings.


pontifex01 said:
Oh yeah and, you're a paedophile.
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Of course.

And a racist. And a murderer.
 
Marmzicle said:
In other news I fucking hate acid reflux. One bottle of Cava and I fell asleep earlier, but I just woke up with acid reflux spurting through my nose. Least sexiest thing ever. Just eaten half a packet of rennies and back to bed for meee
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You could see if a PPI (Proton Pump Inhibitor) like Omeprazole - which lessens the production of stomach acids - and then there's Rennies or just good ol' fashioned Sodium Bicarbonate!
A teaspoon of that in warmish water really does do the trick brilliantly :)

Looking to have a chilled out night with films, vidihow gaymz and - with any luck - my creative drive will have returned so I can continue on these two tunes I'm really feeling the vibes of %)
Hope everyone else has / is having / had a wicked night <3 Mucho love <3

By the by - Samhain is even racist against caucasians, but surpisingly he has "a lot of friends who are white" ;)

 
Omeprazole worked wonders for me when my gut was being fucked after years of 2.4g's of Ibuprofen a day....

In the meantime, can we get back on topic please..RM Chat.
 
My old postie agreed to put small packages through the door without signing if necessary. <3

He even agreed to squggle a signature..Hows that for service? Mind you I think hes a bit deaf so it could be he was just nodding 'yes.'rather than agreeing to be my accomplice in forgery.
 
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