Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

[parttime crackhead]

yes it is odd. I find it quicker to type "and" than to seek out shift+7. I use "&" in handwriting though.

I've always used it but I probably type a weird way. I can type fast but no-one ever taught me how to do it so I don't "touch-type" properly, the small finger on my left hand basically rests on the shift key so it's really fast to hit &.

Is Ricardo Villalobos his real name?

I delivered a bit of mail to a house out in the sticks near here today, never seen the new occupants, they moved in a few weeks ago, anyway, met matey today, and he IS Ricardo Villalobos, dodgy foreign accent? Big puffy eyes, looks sort of knackered.

But his name isn't Villalobos, is Villalobos a pseudonym?

Hahaha, aye it's his real name. Maybe he's used a pseudonym when buying the house though. Probably doesn't want people to know that he's sacked Berlin (I think/assume that's where he lives) for your ends.

 

[ColtDan]

Which fingers do most of you type with? i can type rapidly with the first finger of each hand, would be good to learn to touch type though. its odd to think about typing, would be hard to learn a diff typing method i reckon. dunno what the touch typing speed is at but i reckon i could nearly match it with just 2 fingers

 

[Shambles]

I vaguely recall being briefly taught touch typing in an IT class at one of the schools I went to. Never got the hang of it and could type way faster than the other kids could anyway so the teacher said to stick with what I was doing. It's not quite two-finger typing and not quite touch typing - I use most fingers but not necessarily in the right places. Fnarr.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Which fingers do most of you type with? i can type rapidly with the first finger of each hand, would be good to learn to touch type though. its odd to think about typing, would be hard to learn a diff typing method i reckon. dunno what the touch typing speed is at but i reckon i could nearly match it with just 2 fingers

You definitely couldn't, some sort of blur of one finger keyboard stabbing lol, no-chance can it be anywhere near as fast. Although I don't properly touch-type I still pretty much use all my fingers.

 

[ColtDan]

6 is kicking in, stomaching is doing some funny business

yeah ripping people off is ultimately knob-headish. couldnt bring myself to do that. hes got issues. the name calling gets on my tits, hes always gotta try and banter and name call

 

[parttime crackhead]

Shut it specky.



(Disclaimer: I can say that coz I'm a specky bastard as well)

 

[Mailmonkey]

Hahaha, aye it's his real name. Maybe he's used a pseudonym when buying the house though. Probably doesn't want people to know that he's sacked Berlin (I think/assume that's where he lives) for your ends.

I'm gonna take a photo of the scruffy cunt, he was just mooching about in his driveway looking at stuff, wasn't at all fazed by a postman climbing out the van in a white haze of weed smoke......very polite, friendly and chiled but not overfriendly. And he's got a cat.

It's him i tells ya.

 

[parttime crackhead]

You are doing a pretty good job of describing Ricardo lol. If you rock up for a Saturday delivery & there's still techno blaring from the night before then I'd say it's definitely him.

he was just mooching about in his driveway looking at stuff

Probably just woken up from a k-hole & wondering what he's doing outside.

 

[Mailmonkey]

your mum's.

brilliant

Why is DS_ still out and about though then?

He's got friends in high places here.

 

[ColtDan]

Shut it specky.



(Disclaimer: I can say that coz I'm a specky bastard as well)

haha i know

nah name calling like that doesnt bother me. i call myself a four eyed jam jar bottle glasses fucker, all sorts of stuff, its just like random unnecessary stuff. cant explain it

 

[Mailmonkey]

Yes I said a few words to him, between tokes, even if it's not Villalobos, he instantly gave off the vibe of someone who wouldn't give a fuck if his postman had a reefer on the go, s I didn't bother chipping it, as i do when I deliver to Lord and Lady such and such just up the lane from him.

Heavy foreign acent, I'm not brilliant at accents really, specially when I'm stoned out me box, definitely european, sounded more Albanian type accent than Italian/Spanish (I'm only guessing he's Italian/Spanish from the name).

Really, it was 11 in the morning, and he looks like them rough photos of Ricardo that crackheed put up a while ago;. he looked more twatted than me.

 

[ColtDan]

Feeling a bit spangley. this 6 has some kind of body heat feeling which i havent noticed before. diff batch. glorious none the less

 

[ColtDan]

recorded earlier, first time picking up the guitar in 6 months but a lady friend inspired me, couldn't remember how it went exactly so played a variation and slapped in any old shit at the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LLucDmTXq0

 

[Mailmonkey]

Lol a cousin of mine's a mailman and he comes out with these weird fucking stories occasionally... You should ask him up-front if he's the DJ (before raiding his "packages"). Hey MM do you ever happen to deliver RCs? Like you're 99% sure there's drugs in the parcel?

Yeah, postmen and women are pretty fucking certain when people are ordering drugs, sex toys etc. We know who's in debt, who's selling drugs, who's buying them, all sorts you get to know after a few years delivering, its like a 6th sense.

When porn was stil often delivered on DVD's (surprisingly a lot of people STILL order porn DVD's, in this day and age), an old bloke from my office used to "borrow" the DVD, take it home and burn a copy, then deliver it to the recipient the following day. he used to clean up at car boot sales with all his new direct from the Dam porn.

 

[Shambles]

Yeah, postmen and women are pretty fucking certain when people are ordering drugs, sex toys etc.

Posties here definitely give me the "nudge-nudge, wink-wink" look when I have to sign for RCs. Have never ordered any sex toys but will think twice about that fanny-inna-tin thingy I'd half considered during peev runs now and then. Especially in light of the "second hand goods" possibility :D

 

[Mailmonkey]

Fleshlights are very obvious, despite the "discreet " packaging.

Once you've delivered a fleshlight the cunts never answer the door to you again

 

[Allein]

Figured as much. Most unfair. Bluelight has a weirdly hypocritical "institutional" vibe for a drug forum... Like moderators' behaviour can't be monitored by other users, etc. etc. I could go on, but I'm sure we've all got our own complaints, and overall I love this place. Ooohhh well..

Really ? I'll have to start behaving badly then, IME moderators and other victims are held to a kuch higher standard than a member only account.

I'm a bit concerned you would have that view, it certainly doesn't ring true with, when was the last time you saw me aggressively calling someone a fucktard or making unkind referneces to someone's mental health issues, to name but a couple of examples.

 

[Shambles]

Fleshlights are very obvious, despite the "discreet " packaging.

Once you've delivered a fleshlight the cunts never answer the door to you again

To be fair, it was a glow in the dark "alien" fleshlight and was on offer ferra tenner. Given how far down the line said peev run was I'm gobsmacked I managed to resist such an item of joy really.

 

[Allein]

Fleshlights are very obvious, despite the "discreet " packaging.

Once you've delivered a fleshlight the cunts never answer the door to you again

I had some speed delivered the other day, it was packed quite well but it fukin stank to high heaven, I may well of had it away with that if I'd been then posty, lucky I don't bear such responsibility.

 

[Myshkin]

Figured as much. Most unfair. Bluelight has a weirdly hypocritical "institutional" vibe for a drug forum... Like moderators' behaviour can't be monitored by other users, etc. etc. I could go on, but I'm sure we've all got our own complaints, and overall I love this place. Ooohhh well...

I love it when you start to rant and then chill out halfway through. Always raises a smile. :D

For the record, our actions can be questioned at any time, either here or in the support forum.

Just yesterday I made a post in response to your questionng my apparent distrust of the OP in the drug trials thread. I explained that I was reponding to a reported post and a request from a member of senior staff that the thread be monitored in case it were a covert attempt to recruit EADDers for potentially dangerous medical trials.

The thread was eventually deleted by the OP when it became a discussion about horror stories involving recent trials of a similar nature. That's the OP's prerogative, of course. Makes you think though.

So yeah, we're hypocrites and fond of the odd gratuitous abuse of power when we're drunk, but we're not that bad. As tyranny goes, we're pretty lame.

Though on an individual level, having met me yesterday jancrow will confirm that I am in fact a totally humourless, wretched human being with a heart of Gore-Tex and dogshit.