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Gibberings CXI: Faster flappin' robin

He's going to need a week to recover (which means no work) and will no doubt hammer the benzos all week. It's not going to be pretty is it.
 
was just about to say, i bet he wont be going to work all week. and feeling anxious, so hammering benzos... blah blah. round and round. wish my empoyers would put up with blagging time off, i get called unreliable for having a couple mondays off earlier in the year, one day im gonna walk out that shitter of a place. anyways, send off to a rehab place or some nut house
 
Signed up for another medical trial this week at UCHL. It involves them keeping track of fluids that come out of my penis. I can piss in a specimen bottle and send it through the post. However, I am not allowed to send my semen (in a specimen bottle) via Royal Mail.

I found this funny. But wondered why piss is ok but semen isn't?

There's a bit of research for you MM. Why won't you carry my cum?
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Signed up for another medical trial this week at UCHL. It involves them keeping track of fluids that come out of my penis. I can piss in a specimen bottle and send it through the post. However, I am not allowed to send my semen (in a specimen bottle) via Royal Mail.

I found this funny. But wondered why piss is ok but semen isn't?

There's a bit of research for you MM. Why won't you carry my cum?
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I don't know, there's a couple of stud farms and racing stables I quite often have to deliver 9am Special deliveries of Bull's semen, or Horse jizz to, I dunno why you should be singled out...
 
Oh this'll sodding do....

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